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Quote #48695 (score -180) <orion> goh, despite your new image of being an intelligent nigger <goh`> yup <orion> you are still <orion> a nigger.
Quote #56917 (score 133) * Angelofmoon is now known as studywudyangel <AngelSakura> there can be only one true angel in here....me! :) <Delta> -Services.Aniverse.Com- -- Listing nicknames matching [*angel*] -- <Delta> -Services.Aniverse.Com- -- End of list (88/90 matches shown) --
Quote #416976 (score 443) DarkNeo: Pedophilia is like golf, DarkNeo: you hit for the lowest you can DarkNeo: It's all good till it gets to 18, DarkNeo: then the fun stops.
Quote #10760 (score 227) jd1seeker: ok heres the the problem ... ive been seeing this girl for like a year now and i think shes getting bored of me ... we havent gone out or done anything fun in months , all we do is sit home and watch movies... so what i need help with is what should i with this girl , meaning bring her somewhere fun so she dosent think i a total loser .. TripleZero: Stick it in her butt, that always brings new excitment to the relationship
Quote #82049 (score 26) <[eep]matt> bearing in mind all rap songs are about sex, drugs, and how they were fucked up the arse as a child.. there aint much to choose from
Quote #182706 (score 297) Myke`: Bush's national security adviser is named Condoleezza Rice Myke`: wth kinda name is that? dodee: sounds like a mexican side dish.
Quote #537359 (score 45) <kingofign> I was talking to a HUGE anti-piracy friend yesterday <kingofign> and he said <kingofign> "Piracy is stealing" <kingofign> "You wouldn't steal a wallet, or a purse, or a car" <kingofign> And I say <kingofign> "Dude, you can download cars now? What newsgroups are YOU signed up to?"
Quote #55775 (score 255) Iride4mosh » no doing gay stuff while im gone ya hear polkaisrad » dont wanna miss out huh? Iride4mosh » shut up man...
Quote #108825 (score 312) (@^duckman^) shit i ate soap brb
Quote #48393 (score 608) <Deconstructor> in school, i usually go to the bathroom the same time everyday, and noone else is there then, so i decided to be cool one day so i sidestepped in like the doomguy with my fakegun pointed outward, and i circle strafed right into this other guy
Quote #70281 (score 283) (markut) that this was a bicycly accident (@El-Ztevo) bicycly? does that mean it kinda involved bicycles?
Quote #561914 (score 1187) <DJnerate> I saw the epitome of laziness today <DJnerate> there was this family at the mall, they were pretty overweight <DJnerate> they were headed for the escalator but maintenance had shut it down for the day <DJnerate> and the mother exclaims, "Oh no, how are we gonna get down?" <DJnerate> i was laughing my ass off watching them trying to figure it out
Quote #775699 (score 255) <Mac> Hi I'm a mac <PC> And I'm a PC <Mac> So what you doing PC? <PC> Upgrading my Graphics card, RAM and Processor. <Mac> Oh.... Ummmm <PC> Don't you just love a good upgrade! <Mac> Well actually, I can't. If you want to upgrade you'll have to buy a new system.......
Quote #402280 (score 681) <random_monkey> "UPS" - that's the noise they make when they drop your parcels
Quote #6478 (score 261) <HevyD> yea, one time I got caught masturbating and I yelled at my dad telling him to go get help cause I had him caught and I needed backup, boy that was akward
Quote #33624 (score 149) <Fat-Burrick> icq is a sentient being that wants to take over the world by pissing me off
Quote #567966 (score 1775) <n909> cool the girl across the street has her window on <n909> and it's light enough that i can use binoculars <n909> brb <jack|ass> n909: you are a horrible person. <jack|ass> n909: a gentleman would set up a webcam so all could enjoy.
Quote #12710 (score 427) <Mr_Saturn> im surprised you won the race with 3 million other sperm <VenDi> i never raced in anythin dumbass
Quote #342833 (score 2268) <Rach> when i get my old puter back i'll send you some songs <Olly> What happened to it? <Rach> i broke it <Olly> On purpose? <Rach> i wouldnt say PURPOSE <Rach> just stupidly <Olly> Ahh <Olly> So you do know exatly what's wrong with it? <Rach> yeah, it's full of water
Quote #422800 (score 1195) <|HashBot|> Geography: Name a country which has the same name as a bird? <jms> soctland <jms> ireland <jms> wales <jms> kuait <|HashBot|> Here's a hint: t**k*y <jms> tuckey <|HashBot|> The answer was turkey. Try and get the next one... <jms> wtf
Quote #1029 (score 1337) <timmo> you know maybe we need a real woman in here to help us, give us a womans point of view cause i mean if i asked amanda what makes a man a badass <timmo> how much you want to bet she would say something like <timmo> great grammar and 100% kill rate in quake
Quote #7564 (score 347) <foop> Nov 4 06:28:56 xanax syslogd: select: Bad file descriptor <foop> Nov 4 06:29:27 xanax last message repeated 707174 times <foop> that ain't good
Quote #13483 (score 278) <DjLizard> click HERE for free Chocobo porn. <DET> all I got was channel info <DjLizard> :D <DjLizard> well, click here for free channel info.
Quote #38831 (score 160) <Tarl> Never try and whack off to TV commercials btw. <Tarl> Because eventually, the old republican woman will come on to bitch about demoncrats while you're doing it. <Tarl> And you'll just explode, in a bad way.
Quote #80919 (score 305) <Crystal_s> Where is everyone? I refuse to believe this many people have lives outside of IRC
Quote #48378 (score 199) <Pyke> Kinky??? <Kinky_Amore> Pyke <Spice> lol <Pyke> kinky! <Kinky_Amore> pyke? <Pyke> kinky? <Kinky_Amore> oh pyke? <Pyke> Oh KINKY! <Kinky_Amore> oh pyke,,, yes <Pyke> OH GOD KINKY! <Kinky_Amore> u almost htere <Pyke> ooooooooooh..... * Pyke was kicked by rEdSaTiN (thanx for cumming) * Kinky_Amore was kicked by rEdSaTiN (thanx for cumming too)
Quote #26945 (score 779) <crisp> http://www.sexfantasyzone.com/main/category.cfm? Category=7&aff=12691 <bongy> frankly, i'm getting myself one of those! <bongy> "Glow In The Dark Vagina Orifice. It looks so real, especially during use. Mild lime scent." <bongy> tara, does your orifice glow in the dark? <Teargarden> only if I have a flashlight up my ass <Teargarden> er...um...nevermind
Quote #15183 (score 532) <deimos> someone asked me some ungodly complex question in an interview once <deimos> it took him 5 minutes to explain it <rwhom> did you get it right? <deimos> and then they looked at me <deimos> and wanted a single part answer <deimos> so i thought for a second <cj_> <deimos> and i said, "potatoe". i didn't get the job.
Quote #87369 (score 2035) <Dream Caller> CNN - Three teenagers beat a mentally retarded man to death. <Striker> $5 says they blame it on video games <Adventurer> Yeah we all know that popular game where you kill retards (/sarcasm) <Thrasher> You've obviously never played counterstrike then.
Quote #414593 (score 21545) DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
Quote #104946 (score 668) MYNAME15NEO: Damnit... DgtlHavoc: ? MYNAME15NEO: The only place I can put my cheezits will block the light on my keyboard DgtlHavoc: did you try the top of your head? DgtlHavoc: on top the monitor? DgtlHavoc: on the floor? MYNAME15NEO: Thats where I've got the lamp MYNAME15NEO: The monitors already got enough shit on it MYNAME15NEO: And I don't have a floor DgtlHavoc: ? DgtlHavoc: living in a electomagnetically suspended desk? MYNAME15NEO: Chair and desk is suspended from cables by a blackhawk helicopter MYNAME15NEO: I won the helicopter using my Pepsi points
Quote #260706 (score 1056) <iRiot-Vinin^Amped> !kb kicks and bans at same time ChanServ sets mode: +b *! *@adsl-63-204-246-30.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net <Arcanic> lmao <Arcanic> dude <Arcanic> you banned a guy named kicks
Quote #184957 (score 130) ( jamesog ) grr ( jamesog ) heh, milk seems to stain CD-Rs rather well ( kevin ) dude thats not milk
Quote #861237 (score 817) <Quag7> Is there a way of enforcing a specific permissions octal on any new files created in a directory, irrespective of a user's umask? <raf> I don't discuss philosophy on IRC
Quote #34413 (score 616) * Dr_Vladimir cries at the racial discrimination.... <Dr_Vladimir> Robots are people too! <TK-421> lousy automatons * Norton flicks off muffbots switch *** Signoff: muffbot () <muffinator> :o <Norton> ONO <Dr_Vladimir> OH MY GOD! <muffinator> MOUTH TO MOUTH <Norton> eh? * Norton hooks up jumper cables to muffbot <Norton> CLEAR * Norton turns his car over *** muffbot (mister@ip68-99-108-30.hr.hr.cox.net) has joined channel #MUA <Norton> w00!!
Quote #74609 (score 317) <@Awt> 15 years for 3066 counts of accessory to murder? WTF <XDice> yeh, he missed that 3,067th strike law. <frash> hahaha
Quote #26 (score 399) <AlmtyBob> 401k's are for homos who fucking intend to live until 65
Quote #8929 (score 178) <Delver> also it has been shown that the more woman are exposed to sex the higher their antibody count against disease <strung> so sex is good for fiting disease? <strung> ill use that excuse next time
Quote #3010 (score 653) <Valdrak> SuperMan is a virgin <Wind-X> no way superman is a virgin... <Wind-X> dude grew up on a FARM.
Quote #646095 (score 461) <Rockman_20xx> Life goal: Have three kids, name them CTRL, ALT, and DEL. If they piss me off, hit em twice.
Quote #1937 (score 337) <opie-x> white people surf the net .. black people cruise the net
Quote #21998 (score 187) (drauku) use Slut::Redhead; require rope; (drauku) if (@ARGV > 1) { require gag;}
Quote #101186 (score 167) <MagnaUnum> just got off the phone with a redhead <MagnaUnum> she's cool <MagnaUnum> she likes helping retarded kids though <MagnaUnum> I dunno if I can justify that with my conscience
Quote #203288 (score 1138) <shortyz> call your isp <shortyz> god help whoever has to help your sorry ass <bette> how do i call internet explorer?
Quote #2949 (score 287) <al-x> pam anderson had implants <al-x> had them taken out <al-x> just had them put back in <al-x> she proly has zippers <al-x> under her arms <al-x> or somethign
Quote #75315 (score 201) <MongORiaN> <o> <MongORiaN> o/ <MongORiaN> <o> <MongORiaN> o/ <MongORiaN> o <MongORiaN> o/ <EgzZzor[B-AFK]> pls put yer fucking arms down it's starting to stink in here
Quote #20259 (score 425) <marcus> what is this "work" thing you've gotten yourself involved with? <marcus> sounds like some sort of cult or something <marcus> seemsm you are spending all of your time there lately <marcus> how does your family feel about your involvement with it?
Quote #106507 (score 115) <@MooMooCow> what state you live in? <@waffl0r> indiana <@waffl0r> you can come here and the numbnuts in the KKK will burn you on a cross, even if you are white, dumb bastards are too inbred to tell the difference anymore <@waffl0r> the idiots here are still too dumb to know the difference between mangos and green peppers :P
Quote #3689 (score 644) <Valathar> No matter how depressed you are.... there is NOTHING that can't be fixed by titties.
Quote #449622 (score 286) <Miharu> you know you're asleep when you put your jeans on backwards. <Kriss> That, or Kriss Kross..
Quote #231177 (score 11) <atarax> black people were invented by the government to get rid of the crack
Quote #82158 (score 179) [03:59] <[ref|ex]> wheres everyone else its only 4am ?
Quote #57017 (score 132) Legion Kreinak: The world's so fuckin' politically correct these days. Before you know it, we'll be required to call black & white cookies african american & caucasian cookies! Dragon Phoenix: I could just see that on crayons...
Quote #74543 (score 85) < AxisV> thinking of a shuttle motherboard too is shuttle any good < Lion-O> AxisV: and what exactly does this got to do with Linux ? <@Shadur> No, shuttles explode.
Quote #1699 (score 65) <thep0et> working sucks, i stay home all day <thep0et> i might as well be black
Quote #962517 (score 432) <diegov[m]> What's the name of that js programming mmo? <zer0def> uh, github?
Quote #422753 (score 876) <demios>Nothing is quite so disturbing as looking under your parents' bed and finding a box labelled "extra-stretchy cock ring"
Quote #56053 (score 0) <Terra-ist> i need roms * Terra-ist wants a good rom site <Terra-ist> just gimme a good rom site and ill shut up >=[ <lea_notwriting> Ever tried Google? <lea_notwriting> I heard it has GREAT roms.
Quote #51716 (score 226) <@pork> whats best buy <@Al> pork: it's a store, they're kind of like the trading posts you have in australia only with carpet and fewer cured crocodile hides.
Quote #21418 (score 107) (h0va) i could fill any IT job now.. and do well.. from my home computer experiance.. but i would never get hired cuz i have no credentials (cranky) h0va: dude you couldn't fill a toilet bowl