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I make fancy kitchens and wardrobes and stuff, but mostly post a load of old rubbish www.themoderncarpenter.com

A keyhole in a very old door in the side of wells cathedral. You can see some cloisters through the hole
Inking up a gigantic Lino carving with a huuuuuge roller
A sachet of cat food that looks like I’m squishing the meat inside a cat out onto a plate
the famous picture of stalin, lenin and not trotsky. wait have i got that right? anyway i put the heads of take that on it, but robbie is missing
A meatball sandwich toasting in a pan, a hand lifting the bread to reveal meaty discs
the fancy new pylons that connect Hinkley Point to the grid. They're much lower than trad pylons, and remind me of wind turbines - white, smooth, and a couple of arms out to the sides shaped like a T
A cartoon with a peasant saying "we should improve society somewhat" and a dickhead in a well saying "yet you participate in society. curious! I am very intelligent"
A black rubber massage appendage of modest size on the roadside, a cycling shoe beside it for scale
Two sweaty men in a van, eating ice creams after a long day installing furniture in 33 degree heat
A man with a sagging face over a mirror. He looks old and shocked. That man is me.
A Robin scuttling around, very close to me, in my messy garden
A wooden carving of king John on a Tudor timber frame building, with a mackerel cloudy sky just filtering over the full moon
A wooden carving of king John on a 1497 timber framed building, with a full moon and mackerel sky in the background
Stephen Collins cartoon about Michael Gove
A Minoan figurine of a snake goddess, which was found in a rubbish pit at Knossos, if I remember it right. Anyway, she’s got a snake in each hand and her baps out
Late sunset on the mendips, looking towards the lights of Hinckley point. A tree is silhouetted against a red sky
Dirty martinis, one with a pink umbrella, one with a green. Both have two massive olives.
Three goats stare lovingly at the photographer
A dark wood plan chest with a walnut-bordered foresso top, and fluted walnut sides
A grey tabby cat with a white chest and white socks. She sits with a funny wide leg stance, eyes alert to something to the left of the camera frame
A sequence of a tabby cat walking towards the camera asking a garden wall in the spring sunshine. There’s alpines flowering on the wall, and the low sun is shining from the left of the picture
A tabby cat on a patterned ercol sofa, books on shelves in the background
The cover of the game Xenon 2 Megablast, which had an 8bit soundtrack made by Bomb da Bass and was just awesome
A sign that reads, at first glance, ‘dick lovers computer specialist’ but bad kerning tells us that the first word was supposed to be ‘click’
A grey tabby cat getting a chin scratch in front of a log stove. His silly head has gone all flat and he looks very satisfied with life
A daddy toad giving a mummy toad a very special hug
Margot and Jerry from The Good Life
A fireplace, black surround with false marble/granite. Above is a mirror and a pair of Wally dogs
The full moon rising over cheddar gorge, reflected in the reservoir in twilight
A tabby cat, playing with a catnip mouse on a rug, backlit by the sun streaming in
A black and white cat pawing at my welly
a bathroom with green and blue metro tiles, and a shower with gold fishscale tiles
A left handed man writing with his claw
A little fruit tree (imperial gage) planted against a stone wall
hotdog guy meme
A bottle of milk, still in the rotation, on this day the third of February
The same cat on my lap, happily getting his chin scratched
A tabby cat, lying on a sofa, looking villainous
A headline in the express from 2024, Farage mocking Starmer for not declaring the gift of a pair of fucking glasses, the cunt
A tabby cat, lounging on a sofa, a candle in the foreground
Old men, dank woods
Dank woods
I open a tin of truffles and inside I find the haunted, cursed head
A tired man is pulling a silly face while his cat licks his hair
Monkey, sitting happily in the crease between two sofa cushions
A sinister head with orange eyes and green hair
Sunset over Dolebury hillfort in the mendips, with the Severn estuary just visible
A black cat walking away from the camera, showing off her wonderfully fluffy legs
A potato and ham rosti gratin thing, cooked in a cast iron skillet
A poll for attendance of the Axbridge Boxing Day hunt meet. On our local Facebook group, out of around 110 respondents, 20 live in town and attend the meet, 75 live in town and don’t attend the meet, 25 live outside town and attend the meet. The unscientific conclusion being that Axbridge residents are anti hunting (or completely uninterested) by a proportion of more than three to one
Not just a bronze swimming survival award, my pals. No. A silver award too! Seriously, anyone thinking about drowning, give me a shout. Pretty sure I can make a floating pillow out of my trousers
Cheese, Lego, booze. It’s Christmas evening!
Huge flocks of starlings gather above a marshland, a sunset in the background. The starlings swoop in flight, forming incredible wavelike shapes as the murmurate, slowly coming down to roost
A tabby cat, lying with his face on all of his silly little feet
An old white cat sitting on the leaf of a giant agave plant. He stares off to one side, entirely disinterested in his admirers.
A birch plywood dj console with shelves for records above. It’s pictured against a brick red wall in an alcove