Chris

@basiclychris.bsky.social

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He/Him • shrieking bisexual car crash • filmed and presented in VistaVision • Trans liberation 🏳️‍⚧️ • Free Palestine 🇵🇸

An image of the silent Nosferatu film, with the volume turned up all the way and the caption ‘can’t hear shit!’
The title ‘Episode VII THE FORCE AWAKENS’ in the opening crawl of said film
A hand with peeling black nail polish, holding up a giant bar of Cadbury’s Marvellous Creations.
A screenshot of Chris’ Letterboxd most recently watched, showing three separate viewings of THE ODYSSEY
A still from THE PRESTIGE, where the bloke from the 'Sickos haha yes' meme has been photoshopped into the water tank.
The schoolkids turning to look expectantly at Bart in The Simpsons
A tag from the end of the AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY trailer, which reads 'See it in Infinity Vision'
A freshly-unwrapped blu-ray of the 2006 Michael Mann film MIAMI VICE. (There is also a black and white cat visible in the background)
'Get ready to learn Fremen, buddy'
A BBC headline stating that Keir Starmer says 'I go with a smile' in his final speech as Prime Minister
A tracking sheet from Evri, showing a parcel has been ‘processing at our hub’ for 9 days.
A white and orange cat stretched out on his side on a sofa. His mouth is open in a yawn and his tail is curled up like a tiny cinnamon bun.
Anne Hathaway exclaiming 'What a forward young man you are'
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…
The meme image of stone heads making an 'oooOOOHHH' expression
The theatrical poster for THE DARK KNIGHT RISES
A close-up of Odysseus’ hands holding a golden pin of the goddess Athena in THE ODYSSEY
A framed A3 poster for THE ODYSSEY, featuring Matt Damon ducking the sword swing of a fuck-off massive bloke in armour.
Charlotte, a white woman with dyed orange hair, sitting at a cafe table in the sunshine under a parasol. She is beaming and holding up a pint glass full of amber liquid in her left hand.
A screenshot from Powerwash Simulator 2; a POV as the player looks up at a very dirty AT-AT walker.
Chris, a tall and skinny white man, taking a mirror selfie. He is wearing a dark blue t-shirt with a small Star Wars logo on the spot where a left shirt pocket would sit.
Charlotte, a woman with long dyed orange hair and large black sunglasses, wearing a Last Jedi t-shirt and blue jean shorts. She is sticking her tongue out to Do A Silly One.
A close-up of a woman’s left leg, midway through removal of a magnum ice cream wrapper
Cillian Murphy as Jim in 28 DAYS LATER, walking across the abandoned Westminster Bridge
Lamb being torn apart by wolves (Agnus, Konstantin Korobov)
Chris Nolan as King Homer in the Simpsons Season 3 episode 19
Dan Stevens as David Collins in THE GUEST, stood in a dimly-lit school dance hall decorated for Halloween
A bluesky settings page, showing the option 'Switch account'
Mylène Jampanoï in MARTYRS, examining her bloodied hands.
Tom Hardy as Ivan Locke in LOCKE, leant forward in the front seat of his BMW looking dismayed.
A quote from George Lucas when PHANTOM MENACE came out in 3D: "So now when you're watching a movie and it's not in 3D, it's like watching in black and white," he told cinema owners at their CinemaCon convention in Las Vegas. "It's a better way of looking at a film. ... I totally believe now that 3D will completely take over just like colour did."
Apple Music, currently playing One of These Mornings by Moby, featuring Patti LaBelle
people on here will tweet anything. "C-3PO had hoes." No he didn't. That isn't true.
Micah, a white man with a ludicrous handlebar moustache and shaggy blonde hair, in Red Dead Redemption 2
A skeleton in a library, reading a book.
A packet inscribed with the words ‘Hauntingly Good Beery Nuts’
A stacked plate of thick-cut ham, two tried eggs, a pile of green peas, and crispy chips.
A large book titled “Industrial Light & Magic: 50 Years of Innovation” next to a vinyl record of Coldplay’s X&Y album.
A screencap of Chris' Letterboxd 'Recent activity' section, showing four films: THE 39 STEPS (4 stars) MIAMI VICE (5 stars) SORCERER (4 stars) JAWS (4 stars, rewatch)
Tom Hardy during a pree junket for VENOM, puffing up his cheeks and blowing the air out while looking uncomfortably at the camera
Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman in ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN, lounging about on the desk of an office building.
Chappie, a humanoid robot sporting battle damage and various spray-paint patches, holding up a pistol in a suburb.
A picture of a Stagecoach bus with an advert for ALIEN: COVENANT on the side. It's been assembled in the wrong order, so reads: LI AEN: OVEN CANT
Joseph Gordon-Levitt as the bruised and beaten Brendan in BRICK
Kathy Burke and Harry Enfield in KEVIN AND PERRY GO LARGE
The assembled cast of the 2003 film SHATTERED GLASS in an office room.
A deadite on fire in a crumbling basement.
Alexia lying across the hood of a car.
A silhouetted Terminator unit brandishing a plasma cannon.
A screenshot from the opening titles of DOOM: THE DARK AGES REVELATIONS, where text reading 'AN id SOFTWARE GAME' floats in the air above the Slayer
Screencap of Homer Simpson at the family breakfast table shoutout “TRAMBAMPOLINE”
The room of schoolchildren cheering after Bart delivers the 'I didn't do it' catchphrase in The Simpsons
What's going on? - It's annoying or not interesting ☑️I'm in this photo and I don't like it - I think it shouldn't be on Facebook - It's spam