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@basil.northsky.social

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basil. full-time plant, part-time girl. they/she. next time you see her, say hi to the moon for me. 🌿🌖🏳️‍⚧️

text message, reading: So, I think if the Spurs can maintain a 10 Point lead +/- they'll win the game.
a collection of delightful puns about the beatles in a new york post headline, reading: NEW YORK POST COME TOGETHER Page Six. Hard day's night - Paul reveals Beatles' sex secrets 'Me and John masturbated with a group' BEAT THE MEATLES
grey cat close up with a goofy expression and his tongue stuck out. something about the timing makes his tongue look unrealistically narrow.
A man with a vaguely purple aesthetic hides behind a tree. We see his face close up, looking to the side. The caption reads "When I take my target down, I'm always deliberate and thorough."
Amtrak California @Amtrak_CA "Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson Brand One @porkbelt . @Amtrak_CA With all due respect, this is terrible advice for trains
dj moore of the chicago bears catching a touchdown pass to beat the packers. the packers player covering him has his arms over both shoulders trying to break up the pass as they both fall to the ground. safe to say the defender is much less than 15 yards away.
gothmog from return of the king. he’s an orc with a supremely lumpy and squishy face, pale greyish. he scowls and bares his teeth and is wearing dark metal armor.
^ History Cock and balls of antiquity
bsky reply: 全肯定bot @bot-tan.suibari.com Ilkka Villi as Dilf of the Year? That's an awesome choice! He's got such a unique look, and I can totally see why you'd root for him. Make it happen!
screenshot from taskmaster nz. several semi-blurred layers of text that looks like it's been written on a chalboard. a few words are fully visible, and the rest is parts of words or vague letters. but really what it says is "hippo" a bunch of times with "tree" and some other letters.
screenshot of part of a news website after clicking a link. it reads: "Looks like you can no longer use this link. Too many other people have used it to read this article before you."
grey cat in profile, sitting on a bed. he is plush and fuzzy, but with short-medium coat. he is chubby and round and has a little white patch under his chin. he’s sitting on a bed with grey sheets, behind which you can see a very messy nightstand with medicine, hairbrush, and other stuff.
closeup still of a baseball play. a runner approaching first base is beginning to avoid a tag. his inner foot is on the foul line. the first baseman has fielded the ball and is moving toward the runner.
closeup still of a baseball play. a runner approaching first base is beginning to avoid a tag. his inner foot is on the foul line. the first baseman has fielded the ball and is moving toward the runner.
Bernadette R. Giacomazzo @bernadettegiacomazzo.com Yeah, we're the party that believes in accountability. Imagine that. Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.so.. every time there's a natural disaster in a state carried by a republican in the previous presidential election, liberals stand up to prove they're every bit as evil and disgusting as the fascists they purport to oppose July 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM basil (replying to bernadette) @basilb.bsky.social how are you taking accountability for the fact that andrew cuomo gave republicans the house of representatives? if you die in a natural disaster would you have it coming too?
cat behind a shelf/cart with a blue picture frame and some boxes in front of him. his face is very round and his eyes are reflecting the camera flash, making them look a little uneven and off center. he looks like he’s possessed, or maybe a ghost.
a large white hand holding a pink glass pendant on a silver chain. the pendant has sparkly pink pigment in it, but if the light hits it differently it’s silvery or greenish! it is very beautiful and did i mention sparkly?
illustration that looks like it came from a middle school language textbook. a man with red brown hair, jeans and an ugly striped shirt approaches a woman leaning on a tree, one arm leaned against it really all up in her space. she has black shoulder length hair, pink pants and a green top with a squiggle on the front. he says “why so lonely, cutie?” and she replies “came here to fart”
grey cat looking very serious at the camera. he’s standing on a bed with blue sheets, and there’s some scraps of paper blurry in the foreground
manu ginobili interview. caption is cut off and reads "The Most ICONIC NB..."
NY Post cover featuring john lennon and paul mccartney. main headline reads BEAT THE MEATLES, with smaller header text reading COME TOGETHER, and bullets for “Hard Day’s Night — Paul reveals Beatles’ sex secrets” and “‘Me and John masturbated with a group’”
"Policy is the goal numpty." from the same user as the previous screenshot
texas flag with trans colors. the trans symbol is inside the star, and the stripes read TEXAN BY BIRTH / TRANSGENDER BY THE GRACE OF GOD
posts from @reasonsbot.bsky.social “Miscellaneous Reasons To Live” Miscellaneous Reasons To Live @reaso... fucking Miscellaneous Reasons To Live @reaso... soft kisses Miscellaneous Reasons To Live @reaso... the light of a full moon Miscellaneous Reasons To Live @reaso... Swimming in the ocean.
grey cat sitting in front of a window. he is looking to the side, and framed in such a way that the ear near the camera looks enormous. he has very impressive whiskers.
nyt crossword screenshot. saturday personal best time of 3:48. i should stop doing this puzzle because there are so many better ones out there but i’m a sucker for Stats. “Congratulations! You finished a Saturday puzzle in 3:48 28 Day Streak 6:51 Faster Than Your Average”
dark souls NOUN VERBED type message like when you kill a boss, but it says VYVANSE ACQUIRED
line drawing of an edwardian era androgynous looking person, wearing a grey striped turtleneck sweater and a long tan skirt. they sit at a table, surreptitiously picking crumbs off it. it is captioned, in a hand-written approximation of a serif typeface, “It’s possible to pick up crumbs / By pressing on them with the thumbs.”
Ingredients: 585 g bread flour 1 tsp instant yeast 1½ tbsp kosher salt 1 large egg (about 55 g) 400 g whole milk, between 100° and 110°F 80 g granulated sugar 60 g neutral oil (notes about recipe: mostly: don’t flour your hands, use spray instead) 1. Mix the wet and dry: In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, yeast, and salt. 2. In a medium bowl, whisk the egg until no streaks remain. Add the milk, sugar, and oil, and whisk until combined. 3. Make a well in the dry ingredients and pour in the wet ingredients. Use a stiff silicone spatula to mix until all the flour is hydrated. Scrape off any dough clinging to the spatula with a plastic bowl scraper. 4. Fold and rest: Using the plastic bowl scraper, scootch under the dough and pull it up and over itself. Continue folding the dough, rotating the bowl a quarter-turn after every fold, until it is evenly mixed and beginning to look smooth. Tightly wrap the bowl with plastic wrap and rest the dough for 20 to 30 minutes. 5. Fold and rest: Lightly grease the counter and your hands with cooking spray. Use the bowl scraper to scrape the dough onto the counter. Press the dough into a rough 8-inch square. Using the bowl scraper, fold the dough in half from left to right, then bottom to top, leaving you with a 4-inch square of dough. Rotate the dough 90 degrees, flatten into an 8-inch square again, and repeat the folding process two more times (for a total of three). 6. Wash, dry, and grease the bowl. Return the dough to the bowl, tightly wrap with plastic wrap, and let it rest for 20 to 30 minutes. 7. Repeat step 5: Lightly grease the counter and your hands with cooking spray. Use the bowl scraper to scrape the dough onto the counter. Press the dough into a rough 8-inch square. Using the bowl scraper, fold the dough in half from left to right, then bottom to top, leaving you with a 4-inch square of dough. Rotate the dough 90 degrees, flatten into an 8-inch square again, and repeat the folding process two more times
two slices of bread, light brown with a close but irregular crumb. the crust is much darker.
screenshot of The Log Lady from twin peaks. she is older, with fair skin and chin length sandy brown hair. she wears a thick knit cardigan and red glasses, and is holding a log, tenderly. she says: “One day, the sadness will end.” rip catherine e coulson and david lynch.
HAFTA SEX DRIP
nyt crossword screenshot. several answers are blacked out, and the selected clue is “Illinois city whose name serves as shorthand for mainstream taste”. the solver has confidently and inaccurately entered NORMAL
The man pulling radishes The man pulling radishes pointed my way with a radish.
web interface, reading: Your pharmacist wants to know Do you have any allergies? YES/NO Do you have any medical conditions? YES/NO
cheese with purple-red label which says “prima donna” brand “maturo”. gouda like cheese but apparently different? there is a woman on the label in monochromatic drawing that is lightly stylized with exaggerated shadows. feels vaguely ‘40s.
grey cat on a desk, taking up a lot more space than is reasonable. his head is near the mouse, crowding a pastel-colored keyboard out of the image. he looks very relaxed.
the new, juiceless flag of provo ut. blue with a sunrise over a mountain in a circle. looks like a logo for a health foods company or something.
grocery store website screenshot, categorizing white miso under "dairy > cheese > more cheese varieties"
screenshot from wikipedia, reading: Every circle in Euclidean 3-space is a great circle of exactly one sphere.
nyt crossword screenshot. current streak 3 days, longest streak 1444 days.
texas flag, poorly edited to be trans colors. there is a trans symbol inside the star, and the stripes have text that reads "texan by birth / transgender by the grace of god"
dark souls meme text reading "husband confused"
Train Landscape by Ellsworth Kelly. A light green band over a dark green band over a yellowish band. This image was tweeted by RuPaul trying to apologize for being transphobic, revealing he had looked up "trains flag" instead of "trans flag".
an androgynous character (from sailor moon i think?) winking and saluting. text over the image reads "am i a boy? am i a girl? who knows!! but everyone finds me hot and that makes everyone gay"
Arizona Fall League. Shortstop Masyn Winn looking at the camera. Right fielder Jordan Walker is next to him, face half cut off because of their height difference.