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photo of a knitting project in progress. it's the collar ribbing and a few inches of the yoke of a colorwork sweater in blue, rust, off-white, and puke yellow.
marcoh's overworld sprite from fear & hunger 2.
digital sketch of vander. he's standing in profile, washing a plate at a sink and whistling Dear Friend Across the River.
me, posing in a bathroom to show off my sweater. it's brown with green salmons around the yoke.
photo of a knit sweater blocking on the floor on a yoga mat and towel. the sweater is brown with a dark green salmon motif around the yoke.
unfinished knit sweater on the floor. it's brown with a repeating salmon design around the yoke, done in dark green. the body is done but there are no sleeves.
selfie of me posing in the mirror, wearing grey jeans, a striped shirt, and a dark green sweater vest. i have a hand on my hip and my phone obscuring my face.
dark green knit sweater vest blocking on the floor. it's pinned to a folded towel on top of microfibr clothes on top of a yoga mat, which is held in place by a pair of boots on one end and a fan on the other.
digital sketch of vander and silco sitting on an invisible surface (probably a bed). vander is slightly reclined, with his legs out in front of him, one hand on his thigh and the other touching his stomach. silco is sitting crosslegged, slouched forward with one arm propped on his thigh and the other to his side. they're looking at one another and are both pregnant.
screencap of an ao3 fic listing. it reads: what to show & what to conceal by bastaerd Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021) Explicit No Archive Warnings Apply M/M Work in Progress 01 Apr 2026 Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Silco (Arcane: League of Legends)/Vander (League of Legends)Vander (League of Legends), Silco (Arcane: League of Legends), Minor Characters, Ekko's Alternate Universe from Episode: s02e07 Pretend Like It's the First Time (Arcane), Fluff and Smut, Fluff and Humor, Sexual Humor, Nipple Play, Nipple Clamps, Slice of Life, (to some extent), the mortifying ordeal of buying nipple clamps from your brother-in-law, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Summary: “May I?” He hears Vander’s breath catch a little. “Yeah." Cradled in his hand are two clamps, though it takes Silco a moment to realize that that’s what they are. At first he mistakes them for something meant to be worn in long hair, only he’s never seen something like these clipping back flyaways. They’re a dull grey and their grasping arms are capped with a softer, shinier material of nearly the same color. A thin line of cord that has clearly seen some wear connects the two pieces to make one whole. “Clamps,” Silco observes, his face carefully neutral even as the pieces start to fall into place. “Had ‘em for a while. Don’t know why I never showed them to you.” Language: English Words: 5,336 Chapters: 1/2 Hits: 0
digital colored sketch of vander and silco from the season 2 episode 7 alternate universe. they're shown from the waists up, holding each other. vander has one hand on the nape of silco's neck and the other on his shoulder and is kissing his forehead. silco's hands are on vander's side and behind his head. only the scarred side of silco's face is visible. the coloring is slightly purple monochrome and there is a vignette effect.
screenshot of an ao3 fic listing. it reads: chain (keep us together) by bastaerd Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021) Mature No Archive Warnings Apply M/M Complete Work 13 Mar 2026 No Archive Warnings Apply, Silco (Arcane: League of Legends)/Vander (League of Legends), Felicia (Arcane: League of Legends) & Silco (Arcane: League of Legends) & Vander (League of Legends), Felicia (Arcane: League of Legends), Vander (League of Legends), Silco (Arcane: League of Legends), Benzo (Arcane: League of Legends), Humor, Sexual Humor, POV Outsider, Established Relationship, Piercings, Nipple Piercings, Young Vander (League of Legends), Young Silco (Arcane: League of Legends), minor felicia/sevika mentions, no beta we die like uhhhh all of them It’s then that Felicia realizes that Vander’s shirt is rucked up to his chest. Over it, actually, higher on one side than the other, as if he’d pulled it up just above one nipple. It’s a bizarre enough sight here in the middle of the bar that it stops Felicia momentarily in her tracks, not sure if concern is an appropriate response or if she can go back to being pissed off at him. “E’ning, F’licia,” says Silco. “Ouch,” Vander says a moment later. (Silco and Vander get stuck.) Language: English Words: 2,560 Chapters: 1/1 Hits: 0
digital sketch of vander. he's shown from the crotch up and is in the process of taking off his shirt, one elbow caught in the shirt and his opposite hand pulling it up. his torso is exposed and his nipples are pierced. his skin is roughly colored in.
screenshot of a google docs document. it reads: That’s all well and good, thinks Silco irritably the next afternoon, but now he has to bother with actually finding a pair of the damn things. He’s backed himself into a corner: he can’t ask Vander, since that would give away the game, nor can he ask someone like Sevika because workplace sexual harassment has never appealed to him from the giving or the receiving end. The only thing to do is to find a shop himself, and that should be easy enough. Topsiders still cling to the view (privately, outside of polite conversation) that the undercity is enticingly and dirtily sexed up, after all, and while sex up there is no less of the thing it is than sex down here, here is where many blushing Piltovians come to make their unmentionable purchases. The first approach Silco takes is to walk up and down the blocks, looking for a shop. He’s not sure what he’s looking for. In his mind’s eye he imagines a storefront like any other, only with a window display full of dildos. It’s not as if he’s shopped for things like these before. Of course, he and Vander used toys when they were younger, more vivacious and more flexible, but those toys were of dubious quality and more often than not they were something cobbled together impatiently. Fondly he remembers cinching his own hair ties around Vander’s nipples, listening to him wince and groan and then finally stroke Silco’s loose hair when he reached the precipice between pain and the absence of sensation. Less fondly he remembers disassembling a ball peen hammer, chosen for the name alone, and shoving a condom over the handle.
screencap of an ao3 fic listing. it reads: teen rating, m/m, completed. i really love the things that you do by bastaerd for ghostmilky. arcane: league of legends (cartoon 2021). 18 feb 2026. no archive warnings apply, silco (arcane:league of legends)/vander (league of legends), vander (league of legends), silco (arcane: league of legends), benzo (arcane: league of legends), powder from s02e07 AU (arcane: league of legends), ekko's alternate universe from episode: s02e07 pretend like it's the first time (arcane), established relationship, domestic fluff, fluff, gift giving, secret admirer, relationship discussions, soft silco (arcane: league of legends), soft vander (league of legends), dialogue heavy. Today Vander takes a short, hot shower, dresses, spends a cursory amount of time grooming his beard and scraping his hair back into a bun. He anticipates a slow day today, which suits him just fine. They’re doing alright where money is concerned, and the days where he had to agonize over decimals are long behind him. Now it only means he has time to think, time to breathe. Time to hum to himself while he puts the coffee on, the scent of a good dark roast slowly permeating the air as he studies the bouquet on the counter. language: english, words: 3,985, chapters: 1/1, comments: 1, kudos: 11, bookmarks: 1, hits: 39.
digital sketch of vander and silco (2x07 versions). silco has his arms around vander and is looking up at him with a slight smile. vander has one hand on silco's shoulder and the other on the nape of his neck and is kissing his forehead.
screencap of silco from season 1 episode 9. he's gagged and strapped to a chair behind a table, which is set with pink candles and a cupcake.
screenshot of an ao3 fic listing. it reads: Explicit, M/M, complete. (damn right) it's better than yours by Anonymous for popskull. 20 Jan 2026. Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021) No Archive Warnings Apply, Silco (Arcane: League of Legends)/Vander (League of Legends), Vander (League of Legends), Silco (Arcane: League of Legends), Young Silco, Shameless Smut, Sexual Humor, Cis Vander, Sub Vander, Coming In Pants, Groping, Male Lactation, titty sucking, Friends With Benefits, Pre-Relationship, Young Vander (League of Legends) For a moment he assumed Vander had spilled something on himself, only he was dextrous enough that he hardly ever spilled a drop and even on the rare occasions when he did, stains were so trivial they weren’t worth swearing over. Especially a little bit of soap and water. Then Vander sighed explosively and let go of his shirt. “Fuck,” he said, heaving a sigh and looking down at himself. “That’s the third time this week.” Language: English Words: 6,027 Chapters: 1/1 Collections: 1 Kudos: 1 Hits: 1
digital doodle of henry from kcd2. it shows his face in profile. his expression is mildly content/amused.
screencap of vander from season 1 episode 3. he's strapped to the chair in the cannery with injuries to his face. the lighting is greenish. vi, claggor and mylo are cropped out of the image.
digital sketch of silco standing in profile. one hand is crossed behind his back, loosely grasping his opposite forearm, which is shittily wrapped in bandages with infected (?) skin peeking out. he's wearing an oversized jacket and scowling a bit to the left of the viewer.
"i receive ___, you receive ___" meme edit reading: we receive: vander titty drawing you receive: vander titty fic
screenshot of part of a google doc. it reads: Silco was all too happy for the invitation to look. He pursed his lips, openly appraising his friend. The vest did a good enough job of hiding the issue, provided he didn’t move his arms very much, but it moved with his shoulders and if he spread his arms wide it drew the garment up and out and put his chest on display. Pulled his shirt taut against his body. It was a good thing the bar was usually so warm, but now the crowd was gone and it was just them left there. “You could pin it down,” Silco suggested, reaching out and pressing down the corner of Vander’s vest. “Here, and on the other side.” “Tried it already.” Vander’s cheek twitched in what was either a wince or a wry flicker of a smile as he put his hand between the vest and his shirt, cupping his chest gingerly. “It, uh. Chafed.” “Chafed.” “Yeah. They’re- look, you don’t have to sit here and listen to me complain,” said Vander, looking away towards the sink but not moving his hand from himself as if soothing some phantom discomfort. Silco tilted his head, still staring directly at Vander’s nipples. One, then the other, and back again to the first. “You’re not complaining,” he said. “I’m telling you about my woes. Not exactly the way you’d expect it to go with a bartender.” “Do you see a drink in my hand?” Vander gave his hand on the bartop a considering glance. He slid the champagne flute he’d just dried between Silco’s thumb and palm.
digital color sketch of flashback silco reclining on something invisible, wearing grey pants and vander's shirt.
screenshot with text reading: Talis had not sat down in some time. His legs ached from standing and his back from poor posture. Before him on the table was strewn a disorderly collage of note-pages; some of these were very old and from his years of independent study before meeting Viktor, and some were written within the past month. The ones written more recently had been scrawled on paper of variable quality and Talis’ handwriting veered drastically between legible and something rather less than, done in a sort of spontaneous shorthand that had emerged in his haste to put ideas to paper. “Of course, Irroll’s[1] wasn’t much help,” Talis was saying; Irroll’s had been, as a matter of fact, no help at all except to discount itself entirely. “We knew it was likely a dead end, anyway. Now, I’ve been thinking that we’re approaching this from exactly the wrong angle– which is to say, this entire time I’ve been trying to reach you.” He looked over his shoulder with an anticipatory expression. The body on the table opposite did not stir. It had not budged an inch for an entire month except when Talis moved it himself. “Ah, what was I saying,” said Talis to himself. “The entire time I’ve been trying to reach you, but maybe the answer- maybe the thing to do is for you to reach me.” Still the corpse did not budge.
digital sketch of jayce. he's laying on his back with a scared expression, one leg outstretched and the other leg straight out. he's wearing a suit, but the tie is moved to one side and his pants are undone.
color digital sketch of jayce as a ballerino. he's in profile with one arm bent in front of him and the other outstretched behind him, going out of the frame. he's wearing a dark grey t-shirt and tights and uncolored ballet slippers.
digital sketch of vander and silco. they're dressed the way they are in ekko's alternate universe. vander has his arms around silco, tipping him back, and silco has his legs on vander's thigh. vander is kissing the corner of silco's mouth.
digital sketch of younger vander and silco. vander is holding silco up and silco has his legs around vander's waist and an arm around his shoulders. vander has his back to the viewer and silco's face is eclipsed by vander's head.
digital sketch of jayce and viktor in front of a desk strewn with papers. viktor is standing next to jayce. jayce is pointing to something on a paper and viktor is looking appraisingly at it.
digital sketch of mage!viktor as a dialogue screen from marble nest. text reads: the mage. you're a busy man these days. i was wondering when you would finally stop for a spell. Luckily, I am patient. Well? Will you accept the end to this pursuit? dialogue choices read: No. I want my partner back. Yes, I'm ready.