matt

@batdance.bsky.social

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📍Orlando wrestling, movies, and other dumb shit 🤼‍♂️📽️🫨

A Snoopy Halloween inflatable. The wind has blown his ears to the side of his head such that it looks like he’s rocking the classic Nazi undershave
Simpsons “say the line Bart” meme, first panel “Play the song Craig”; second panel Craig Finn and The Hold Steady’s “How a Resurrection Really Feels” Spotify UI; third panel cheers
Bandcamp Collection screenshot showing new purchases: Momma, The Hold Steady, and Lena Raine
Two Baseball Cards in a Can products: one for Greg Maddux and one for Chipper Jones
I’m at Mariners Fan Fest 2015 at Safeco Field
Zumiez marketing email promoting big-ass denim shorts of all kinds. Mens, women’s, all will be Shorted like it’s 2001
A Reddit screenshot of r/DanielTigerConspiracy asking “who is the hottest adult on PBS Kids”
Criterion.com wish list showing my order: Eclipse Horror Comes to Shochiku, Rolling Thunder Revue, The Beast, David Lynch Art Life, Eclipse Nikkatsu Noir, and Godzilla vs Biollante
Bloody Sally at the end of Texas Chain Saw Massacre
Instagram ad for Savage Fenty boxer briefs, with weird stippled meshy holes all over the butt?
Facebook Marketplace ad for a 1991 Toyota Previa van, listed for $2,800
Image of PBS Kids app showing Curious George episodes “George Gets All Keyed Up” and “Gutter Monkey”
Family photo at Universal Studios in the 90s with the Hanna-Barbara character overlay. My dad is wearing a white Hooters t-shirt tucked into jeans.
Instagram ad for bootleg shirts of various David Lynch movies. They’re all very bad. Yes, some include Japanese characters for no reason
Still from “Black Wax” featuring Gil Scott Heron carrying a boom box in a park and wearing a red TGI Fridays hat
Patrick Star basketball meme: Another ÂĄ4,000 to Sareee ISM
Last fm grid from Spotlistr. Franz Ferdinand, Twin Peaks FWWM, Short n Sweet, Fauxllennium, Uncle Tupelo, Chrystabell, Fontaines DC, Alan Paloma, Deerhunter, Dua Lipa, Freak Slug, Julien Baker/TORRES, Jurassic 5, Mk.gee, Rose City Hand, Acapulco Lips
Fred in a t-shirt and shorty shorts sitting on the stoop in front of our Naples townhouse
Sareee vs Meiko
Takumi Iroha vs Chi Chi
Sumie Sakai retirement match
Miu Watanabe vs. Mizuki for the TJPW Princess of Princess Championship
Shoko Nakajima vs. Hyper Misao, Lumber Snake Death Match
Wrestle Kingdom, Mayu vs AZM
Wrestle Kingdom, Tsuji vs Finlay
Stardom graphic for Mina/Tay vs. Athena/Thekla
AEW Dynamite, Orange Cassidy vs Hangman
Swerve vs Danielson
A 13.5 pound turkey injected with Tony Chacherie’s garlic and herb butter cooking in an electric deep fryer
Apple Music screenshot of Bob Dylan & The Band, The 1974 Live Recordings Sampler
Apple Music 2024 Replay screenshot showing my top 3 songs: The Wiggles’ “Hot Potato”, and two songs from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
A singer themed Tonie toy on a Tonie box
Young Matt in the crowd at a Girl Talk concert, wearing insane American Apparel neon and waving his hands in the air
Facebook Marketplace listing for a “vintage life size Spider Man 3 store display plush”. In the picture it is sitting in a folding chair with its head up and hands at its crotch. Very unsettling.
Order from IVP Videos, featuring Stardom, TJPW, SeadLINNG, CMLL, and Terry Funk
ActBlue text message saying you should give them more money if you’re ANGRY!!!!!!!
Letterboxd screenshot; Favorites: All That Jazz, Goodfellas, Purple Rain, Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me. Recent Activity: Immaculate (3), Experiment in Terror (3), Sisters (4), Nixon (4)
Poppo shop screen from Like a Dragon Gaiden: The Man Who Erased His Name. Selected is a Mountain Dew with the description “a comforting soda with a citrusy flavor.”
A date milkshake and a pineapple Dole whip side by side at Lappert’s Ice Cream outside of Palm Springs, CA
Photograph of young me as John McClain, with a torn bloody shirt, drawn-on stubble and big fake pistol
2011 selfie of Matt and Tina at an arena in Austin Texas for WWE Raw
“I should buy a boat” cat meme
A well-groomed and handsome black and white cat reclines luxuriously on a patio table overlooking the backyard. It’s his kingdom.
Brigitte Lahaie in “Fascination” with robe and scythe
Criterion blu-Ray copy of Arthur Hiller’s The In-Laws
Blu-rays of the American Pie and Austin Powers film collections. Vinegar Syndrome’s Apocalypse Tetralogy looms in the background.
Al Pacino as Ricky Roma
Screenshot of “BibMe is now part of Chegg” meme
Tweet that reads “Happy for everybody excited about the Criterion sale but after twenty years I think l've finally moved on. I got what I needed from that label. Now I need to save my money for more important things, like whatever piece of shit slasher film is coming to 4K.”