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Picture of Donald J. Trump
Tan and white chihuahua- Soleil - is cuddled up in bed next to Julie the Labrayote.
Pale brown and white chihuahua lies on her back on top of tie-dyed pink, green and yellow chiffon. Her name is Soleil, aka Slay, aka Slater, aka Intrepid reporter Scoops McGraw, aka Scoops.
Giant orange loser with head in tiny hands.
Poster holds a book from Donald Trump - the lesser known title “Think Big and Kick Ass.”
Looks-maxxing dogshit eater “Clavicular” is shown in a mugshot from a Reddit post noting he has been arrested for battery.
The image is a suggestion of what the “very significant prize” might have got from Iran. In it, Trump’s ratty little smug-lord no pussy getting “I pay to molest children” face is on the stage accepting the inaugural FIFA Peace prize. To call the grin “shit eating” is close but he also looks like he is actively pooping in his diaper at the same time. He doesn’t have a hard on because we know his dick is basically an innie and he has no blood flow to anything, but if he were able to get it up, this would have almost done for him. Anyway the point is I put an X over the dumb ass FIFA medal, wrote “Like this but make it a star” and drew an arrow to it. I wish him kindness.
Clark Gable and John Wayne - the original ClarkWayne
Phish - Pittsburgh, PA - 6/26/25
X account @Ri_S_OB posts “LeBron never did that” next to a quote tweet saying “Jordan says it shot down two Iranian ballistic missiles.” This is funny.
Oil prices are up 17% in the past 5 days and should be a great indicator for the Republican Party’s affordability messaging.
Meta photography. Photo of photo. Benihana display at the…Venetian? Fuckifiremember. It’s in Vegas.
A sign in front of a downtown plant store in Raleigh says “ORCHIDS DON’T LIKE (picture of ice cube) AND NEITHER DO WE” - a picture of solidarity. The store is called Copperline Plant Company.