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Death Fucking Metal, ADHD, Humanist, Green, Antifascist. ยกno pasaran! ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿค˜ ๐Ÿšฎ ๐Ÿ’š โ™ป๏ธ he/him.

Team USA crashed
USA 1 BELGIUM 4
Alez Les Bleus
a Bargain Booze shop
Reply from the BBC complaints department
It's me, an older white bloke with a beard, shaved head and glasses wearing a Celestial Sanctuary hoodie. I'm throwing horns and sitting at the a table eating Ben & Jerry's for breakfast as a little treat because I'm 4 years sober, mutherfuckers!
Jake Gylenhall from the Jarhead movie, in the desert saying ' I pissed myself'
cold hand in fingerless glove doing a thumbs up
This - this is what I hit today. Go me!
A pack of 5 lighters on an o line shopping site with pictures of cats on them. They are, in fact, cheap (ยฃ5.95 for 5)
Big Hammer with FUCK ICE on it
email from Medical Aid for Palestinians- thank you for your continuing support!
A bunch of orange recycling bins by Sainsburys absolutely fucking overflowing with every kind of empty booze bottle.
The Marsh Farm Estate, Luton, UK.
The cover of Autonomous by Annalee Newitz. The work drugs don't work, they just make me worse (die).
Garage floor with standing water from a leaky boiler.
Nurgle, a space alien demon god from the 40k universe
rainbow unicorn sticker bundle
phot of a cursed potato standing amongst the shredded corpses of its enemies
Groundskeeper Willie in a meme where Principal Skinner notes that metalheads sure are a contentious people
Starmers' real Britain bullcrap
A creamy mug of black coffee. It's only got FUCKING SALT IN IT!
Ukko the Dwarf from Slaine by Simon Bisley riding a pig, drawn in exquisite black and white
The disgusting album cover for The Ugliest Of All by Werewolves. It shows gross giant porkers chowing down on human flesh. Lovely.
I made a picture showing Matt Berry pointing a revolver in his mouth. Next to Matt it says 'kier starmer' and next to the revolver it says 'policy decisions'.
My nhs inbox - 666 unread items. Hail Satan.
VICTORY! UK white power festival in Yarmouth cancelled.
A list explaining how long it would take to listen to the collected works of Black Sabbath and Ozzy Osbourne (30 hours)
Kevin Costner pretending to be a postman or something, I haven't seen this film.
a blurred, over-saturated night vision doorbell camera shot of me freaking out as I return home
Carroys sliced the right way
The Dark Judges (Fire, Fear, Mortis, Death) from Judge Dredd
A young Ma-Ma from Dredd in her mugshot, giving the finger to camera
A gull on the railing a Harvester pub. Behind it is its' massive offspring, who you can tell is being a right nerk.
Easily my favourite Doctor Who, Uncle Bryn off of Gavin & Stacey
creepy puppet animals perform a horrifying ritual around a burning C4 logo
A Zebra called Ed being airlifted back to captivity, slung under a helicopter in, I think Tenessee. He looks, frankly, a bit fucked off.
small mermaids uk donation
the evil entity from the movie The Fifth Element approached by warships
Nine names of the top rated Cardinals. With their ages and nationalities
Me in the Vatican city last Easter wearing an Unfathomable Ruination shirt, the backprint reads 'Upon Their Tainted Altars'
Copies of early nineties Deadline magazine
Visions of Stagnant Blood, but different
The cover of the complete collection of SHAKARA, showing a black bodied biomechanical humanoid creature, the embodied vengeance of a genocided alien race, leaping into action against a solid blood red background
Stewartby Brickworks, London Brick Company
'Only Britain Soldiers On' propaganda screen from Children Of Men
the cover of the forthcoming Gutrectony album 'ANGST'
The Pope giving a thumbs up
the cover of the new CHESTCRUSH album
a squirrel eating my bird food. the squirrel is a fat workshy twat.
screenshot from Space Marine II, three Ultramarines riding a Thunderhawk back to a Battle Barge, with the word defeat literally hanging heavy in the air between them. It looks really awkward.
me, getting cross in the comments on a vacuous article on celebrity ADHD diagnoses in the Independent.
My huge long self-pitying rant in the replies where I weigh in on the 'it's a tiktok badge of honour" crew.
Batfish comments on an Independent article on overdiagnosis of ADHD/ASD "before the 50's there weren't any left handed people as the were forced to conform. I'm part of the 'explosion' of recent diagnoses and it's wonderful to be free from a lifetime of bloody misery and self-hatred. You can't invalidate my experience with numbers game just because lots of us were miserable and misunderstood".
an incomplete collection of DEADLINE magazine
Screenshot: "The Satanic Temple and six others followed you"
Goth Clown (only)
Screenshot of a post by 2000AD's Michael Molcher containing an image containing Judge Dredd's President Bad Bob Booth with the admonition It Was Only Ever A Warning
article in The Independent- poor sleepers are more likely to believe in conspiracy theories- yeah, right...
Death Metal album cover: Insatiable Thirst For Torment by Celestial Sanctuary. The cover shows a gigantic flappy demon undergoing Torment in a hellish orange-hued landscape. Its guts are falling out.