Bert Vanderbauwhede

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On the left, the KKK holds up a sign saying: "We want to kill black people". On the right, black people hold up a sign saying: "We want civil rights". A white man in the middle holds up a sign saying: "Compromise?"
The roof of a Moscow refinery is blown in the air, resembling a flying saucer. The text on the bottom of the image says "I want to believe".
Werner Herzog, staring into your soul.
A Teenage Engineering OP-1 Field synthesizer.
Anneke, a card from the card game Vampire: The Eternal Struggle
The Twitter/X logo. A price list for Twitter/X: Basic Pedo --- $3 / month Pedo Premium --- $8 / month Pedo Premium+ --- $40 / month A quote: "X is now the perfect playground for paedos, incels and perverts" An image of Elon Musk giving a thumbs-up.
Cartoon from The New Republic, picturing Stephen Miller as a horrific octopus-like creature kidnapping and locking up people. His wife called this cartoon left-wing terror.
A Dark Angels explains to a techpriest, pointing to a whiteboard: "The real reason the Empreror didn't make the Primarchs female was because he knew how y'all would behave around 12ft tall muscular chicks with daddy issues."
The 19 known Primarchs from Warhammer 40,000 (pre-Horus Heresy), reimagined as hot, muscular anime girls.
Cover of the manga Uzumaki by Junji Ito.
Kash Patel, staring into your soul.
Charlie Kirk with tiny face. Main text: "Listen up, liberals: counting or not counting gang violence -- hrnnghrghhjjughhhbrrrrghugh" -- Carotid Kirk, Founder, Turning Pale USA Logo text: These colors don't cum
Alan Ritchson as Jack Reacher in the TV series Reacher.
Trump, kneeling and praying, while ghost Epstein stands behind him, and has his hand on Trump's shoulder.
Paul the alien from the movie Paul (2011), holding up a finger.
Cover of the comic book "Army of Darkness/Bubba Ho-Tep"
A spore mantis from the movie Kong: Skull Island.
Clip from Seinfeld. Kramer and Frank Costanza discussing the terms "bro" and "mansiere".
What We Do in the Shadows
Header: A friend got mad at me for smelling his sister's underwear. Body: I don't know if it was because she was still wearing them or because the rest of the family was there. Either way it made the rest of the funeral very awkward.
Mean Guns (1997)
Bosch
Cover of the book "Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus" by Chuck Tingle
I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this: 'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHKA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'
Pedro Pascal in The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent.
Two photos. The first one is the unredacted version, and shows Joseph Stalin and Nikolai Yezhov by the Moscow canal. The second one is the redacted version with Yezhov completely removed.
Cover of the TTRPG Das Schwarze Auge.
Anime style image of 5 cute femboys in a Femboy Hooters uniform.
The Chase (1994)
Conan the Barbarian (1982)
Movie poster for Innocent Blood (1992)
Soundwave, a Decepticon.
Cover for "Tarnsman of Gor" by John Norman
Movie poster for Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
GURPS
Das Scwarze Auge
Shitty crustpunk bar tweet about denying nazi customers (Sorry, too much text to transcribe).
Movie poster for Conan the Barbarian (1982)
Movie poster for El Mariachi (1992).
Roberta Muldoon (John Litgow) and TS Garp (Robin Williams) in The World According to Garp (1982)
Exeter, an alien being from the movie This Island Earth (1955).
The Ballad of Halo Jones
Pedro Pascal in The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent.
Cover of the comicbook "The Tankies", written by Garth Ennis.
Billy Corgan with a sad face on a roller coaster.
Two images of Mount St. Helens, one before the eruption (snow on the top, green forest), and one after (top completely blown away, everything covered in ash)
Movie poster for The Dirty Dozen.
A box containing (tater) tots and pears.
Film poster for "Conan the Barbarian" (1982).
Two frames from the comic Judge Dredd, depicting the Long Walk. Text: "When a judge's useful life was finished, he could choose to take the Long Walk into Mutieland -- There to take the law to the lawless -- UNTIL DEATH."
A man wearing a shirt, jacket, and tie, bermuda shorts, knee high socks, and dress shoes.
Quilloughby from The Simpsons episode "Panic on the Streets of Springfield" (season 32, episode 19).
Text says: "Visit Canada. We won't throw you into an El Salvadorian gulag without due process." A bearded man wearing a plaid shirt and a beanie hat smiles and waves. In the background are pine trees, a mountain, and a yellow bus with a red maple leaf on the side.
Text "AAAB" in a Harry Potter font. The letters stand for "All Aurors Are Bastards".
John Litgow as Roberta Muldoon in the movie The World According to Garp.
Bryan Johnson's swollen face after bad surgery.
Xi Jinping laughing while reading Trump's The Art of the Deal.
Kevin Costner in navy uniform. From the movie No Way Out.