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It's Chaos. Be Kind. Author, The Adventures of JoJo The Small Town Hound (https://tinyurl.com/289p4zvu), high school soccer coach, older than you think.

Photo of an iPhone lock screen that features a rock face lit red, with the date and time visible at the top of the image
graphic detailing a soccer lineup from the game centurions.futi.live. 10 players in a 4-1-4-1 formation. simulated lineup tallied 100 points in a premier league season.
A poem in black words on a white background that read: Person Is Killed in ICE-Involved Shooting in Maine Person Passive Forever now Agents Active Shot him dead Our polite society Has chosen to forget The words necessary To describe the truth So a person is killed Impunity is granted A little girl grows up Fatherless. Our editors write The next headline.
large black dog lies on a nest of cushions. sun reflects off her coat. patch of grass is visible in the background.
16 oz can of Narragansett Del’s Shandy in the foreground. The can is green and yellow and features a lemon prominently. In the background, a baseball game is on television. The Boston Red Sox are wearing their Boston Marathon-themed bright yellow jerseys.
drc congo soccer fan stands during a match. dressed in resplendent yellow suit jacket, aqua tie, bright yellow, red, aqua pocket square. hand up as if to swear allegiance. he has dark skin, 60s-style glasses, and a serious mien. fans behind him wave flags.
Collection of soccer and basketballs laying in grass in the shadows of large trees. Balls are worn and faded from years of use and exposure.
Rear view of an iron statue of a griffin (mythical creature with the body of a lion and the head and wings of an eagle. It's anatomically correct - dude has testicles. There's a brick building in the background, and there's a beautiful blue sky with a few wispy clouds.
image of a smiling green kaiju dinosaur named godzooky. he's on a boat!
new uniforms released today by the washington commanders american football team. image is a front view of a football player in black pants with a black shirt with red numbers outlined in yellow and a black helmet with red and yellow stripes running front to back. the player is holding a spear in the manner of a wakandan warrior.
a man dressed in scottish highland garb from the middle ages stands in front of a rocky heath. he has long wind-blown brown hair, and he's holding a sword.
gray cat, posing like jabba the hut, looking offscreen to the left. her name was sage. she was a great, clumsy lovable animal.
Black Labrador retriever lying on a couch, under a blanket, looking calmly at the camera.
Black cat rolled over on his side looking back at the human who is rubbing his belly. We can see the human’s hand at lower right. The very good boy - his name is Theo - is on a couch.
rear view of a statue of a griffin on the campus of the college of william & mary. large brass testicles are a prominent feature of the image, which is framed by blue sky broken up by fluffy white clouds.
image of american gymnast mary lou retton from the early 1980s. she has both elbows up on a balance beam and is smiling broadly.
Black lab sitting on a wood floor, looking up at her human with big sad eyes because she apparently never gets fed.
Cover of a book entitled “The Adventures of JoJo the Small Town Hound”. Cartoon image of a black lab, with a town hall in the background.
Black dog laying on a khaki couch. Light blue blanket near her front paws. Christmas tree in the background.
tall white man in a red uniform holds a basketball in his right hand and holds off a tall black man in a white/blue pinstriped uniform. it's gheorghe muresan and shaquille o'neal circa 1996.
Woman wearing a red soccer jersey with her arms outstretched as celebrating a goal. Because she is. She’s Canadian great Diana Matheson.
Album cover for Sugar’s “Copper Blue”. Lettering at the top over blue and gold liquid-like imagery.
Female soccer player with red hair concentrating on something in her field of vision. Wearing a multicolored Washington Spirit warmup kit.
Four guys stand arm in arm. Shortest to tallest like a graph. Neon sign reads “Tally Ho” in the background. It’s a music club.
torso of a woman with headlights replacing her breasts - from the movie dumb n' dumber
Christmas tree in a corner with a slight rightward lean. He’s a beauty.
Spotify Wrapped list of songs: 1. The Ghost, Burning Spear 2. Introduction, WITCH 3. Cloak & Dagger, Tommy McCook, The Upsetters 4. Space Flight, I-Roy 5. Every Little Thing She Does is Magic, The Police
Album cover for R.E.M.’s Life’s Rich Pageant. Upper half of the image is a man’s face from the nose up. He has prominent eyebrows. Lower half is a gauzy sepia toned image of two buffalo in profile.
Black cat stands regally on a countertop. There’s a bouquet of colorful flowers behind him, as well as a card and some chocolates. He’s giving someone a Valentine.
Man’s arm with a tattoo that resembles a brushstroke in yellow and black with paint dripping from the bottom towards the wrist.
john malkovich as teddy kgb in the movie rounders. bald man with beard in a red tracksuit top glares across a poker table. stack of chips to his left, pot in the middle.
Large crowd carrying placards protesting at the No Kings rally in Leesburg, VA
Sunset reflecting off low ribbons of clouds. Colors are golden-hued, sliver of blue sky visible above the outline of a roof and wispy beach grasses.
a group of people dressed as the addams family at the start of a halloween parade.
u.s. fbi director kash patel in blue jacket and red tie with white rep stripes and yellow liverpool fc logo looks up at a man in a dark suit who seems to be talking to him.
the character clay davis from 'the wire'. a black man wearing a dark tan/grey suit with a white shirt and a striped tie, saying "sheee-ittt".
Large black dog with Labrador features sits in the passenger seat of a car with the top down, looking at the camera waiting for the ride to start.
Screenshot of a Google search for Roanoke, VA. AI result says “There is no “Rowan Oak” in Virginia, before proceeding to suggest that William Faulkner’s home is in Oxford, MS.
Two women’s soccer teams on the field. One wears yellow shirts with blue shorts and yellow socks. The other wears an all black kit. The team in black is celebrating a goal.
Several goats in an enclosure wearing brightly-colored leotards.
cartoon image of the really rottens team from the late 1970s hanna barbera cartoon 'laff-a-lympics'. image features a number of cartoon villains.
Middle finger held aloft in the foreground. Television with a commercial for whatever the fuck POTUS is shilling for in the background. Assorted folded laundry on the floor.
Badge that reads “High School Practice Visit All Access” Yellow text on black background.
livvy dunne (attractive college-age blond woman) at left. baby gronk (young memelord with a bowl haircut, maybe 13 years old) at right. he is allegedly "rizzing her up", as the kids say.
list of schools in virginia ranked by amount donated to the charitibundi bowl benefitting new american pathways. william and mary leads with $7,444. richmond in last with $0.
Selfie of a man made up to look like Uncle Fester from The Addams Family. He is bald, with pale skin and prominent black circles around his eyes.
google search for 'longobards' (also known as lombards, a germanic tribe that conquered the italian peninsula in the 6th century) yields information about longboards, hawaiian-origin surf vehicles that did not conquer any territory, to the best of my knowledge.
the kurgan, from 'highlander'. intimidating looking large man wearing a black leather vest with numerous piercings and a scarred neck
clint dempsey, wearing white shirt, black shorts, white socks, runs at the camera after scoring a goal
Rock singer backlit by multiple beams of light, crowd facing him, mid-song
View of a rock outcropping against blue sky, framed on either side by scrub pines. Taken in Chautauqua Park, Boulder, CO on the morning of November 17, 2024.
Two grown children flank their father as they walk away from the camera on a beach. It’s a cloudy day. The water is at left, a shrubby bluff at right.
cover of a children's book titled "The Adventures of JoJo The Small Town Hound". cartoon image of a black lab with a courthouse back left and stylized currency at front right.
"the eradicator" from kids in the hall. man with a squash racket in his left hand facing the camera menacingly. he's wearing a pink polo shirt and a black ski mask.
cover of a children's book entitled 'the adventures of jojo the small town hound. volume 1, leesburg, virginia and the curious case of dog money." image of a cartoonized black lab with a courthouse in the background and a stylized image of currency in the foreground.