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@batswriter.bsky.social

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Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/Her/Ella. Trans lesbian. Fuck off TERFs. ACAB. https://linktr.ee/batswriter Avatar by @cassettepunk.bsky.social

Gay ass girl wearing a shirt with a She-Ra version of the woman yelling at cat meme
Tweet from @steph_mcca that says 'banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"'
Starlight Glimmer playfully smiling, captioned "Oh you!"
The yearbook meme with Daniel / the cooler Daniel (who is wearing shades)
Tumblr post by lorinae "whats a god to a clown" attributed via word bubble to Pomni The Amazing Digital Circus
quote reply, original message by resident paste-eater bsky developer @why.bsky.team saying "Looking forward to what the "ai sucks ackshoeally" crowd has to say about this one." Reply by @beatskelton.bsky.social says "I THINK WE'LL KNOW THE SITE IS FULLY BACK ONLINE WHEN HE FINALLY CAN LOG IN LONG ENOUGH TO DELETE THIS."
R/askreddit post: what are some good that most people have been eating the wrong way or not the way it was intended? Response from Nandikepandi: the previous time this question was asked, someone replied 'sucking the caviar straight outta the fish cunt' and I laughed myself straight into an asthma attack
Tumblr post from yay-bunnies: "please stand by... bunnies are sniffing your computer..." Follow up post: "results came in. We chef ur wires. Ok bye"
Tumblr post from caputvulpinum: "I'm in my sisyphus era but I'm pretty sure I'm almost out of it" Follow up post from op: "aw hell"
Post from @bradapalooza: First of all DO NOT address me as "Honey" if you're coming to tell me you just SHRUNK the damn KIDS.
Discord post from petro: "my butt hurts so I made Shinji stand up in solidarity with my butt pain" then a photoshop of the Shinji on the folding chair, head in hands meme, except Shinji is standing in front of the chair, bent forward.
Fake news headline that reads "my most controversial opinion is nobody shot jfk his head just did that"
Post from @karsanvers: my mom saw me talking pictures of my hand and she was like "what are you doing? Is this how lesbians work? Is this like a dick pick?"
Tweet from @jack_vening: leaving diary entries and audio clips scattered around the house like in an adventure game so my wife can slowly piece together the story of how I broke the microwave seeing how hot I could make my wallet
The "They hated Jesus because He told them the truth" meme. The message from Jesus is "Frog and Toad is old man yaoi"
Tumblr post by Tim-official: "there are two competing sect on this website - once that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." I do not like either of them" Reply by anarcho-gamerist: "I use spicy to describe food" Reply by catgirlforeskin: "my food is mentally ill and I'm putting my dick in it" Reply by fruitviking: "Twilight"
Tumblr post from xtec: "yes you think you cool but you'd probably contribute no meaningful flavor if you were added to the broth." Follow up post with screenshot of an ask from aboyicangetbehind: "I'm not flavorless :/ maybe, just maybe, I contain some sulfur and nitrates and sugars that when heated in the presence of amino acids produce complex flavors. You don't know my story." Xtec responds: "my bad *adds you to the broth*"
Tweet from @tufdave: "I was telling my sister that I've been going to the gym recently and my brother said "you should go inside when you get there" and I don't think I'll ever recover from that."
Tweet by @Kica333: "Ruin a first date in four words or less. Response from @DaveMilbo: "Four words or FEWER"
A rabbit taking about an IHOP restaurant, it says "that's a stupid sign you don't hop, you've never hopped." It zooms in on the rabbit who continues "lying little restaurant with your bullshit sign fuck you"
Text message chain, first message "she gudgeon on my pintle till i hinge." The second message is a diagram of a hinge, labeling the parts of the hinge as the gudgeon and the pintle. Third message is a response from the receiver "Please do not contact this number again"
A choker made entirely of frayed shirt tags, labeled "naughty autists get put in the SENSORY NIGHTMARE COLLAR"
Twitter post by @weedcatholic: ur talkin mad shit for a guy within kissing distance The post is framed as if it's being said by either Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck bickering in The Looney Tunes Show
Tumblr post, first comment by vamptits: they want you to make fried rice Memser: who is "they" Vamptits: the wok left Solongandthanksforallthefish42: how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left
Message by @afraidofwasps that says "Guy who has only seen The Boss Baby, watching his second movie: Getting a lot of 'Boss Baby' vibes from this..."
Selfie of a huge nerd wearing glasses
Twilight Sparkle wearing glasses and excitedly giving a lecture
A pre-transition photo of me looking like a total stranger to myself.
Terminator 2 scene where the T600 removes a shotgun from a box of roses
Short thread from X by@otherhappyplace. First tweet reads "I don't really get why Roko's Basilisk is scary, it requires so much faith for it to happen. Like it's too unlikely. And even if it did exist couldn't someone make another AI that stops the basilisk? Here's Jessi's Unicorn. It defeats every basilisk. You are safe now." The second tweet reads ""but-" Sshh you are safe now sweet one, the unicorn will protect you."
A condiment sow, a condiment dispenser shaped like a pig with four teats that contain different condiments, including mustard, mayonnaise, barbecue sauce, and ketchup
A screenshot of Steam purchase history, ordered from the bottom up oldest game purchases of One Finger Death Punch, FTL: Faster Than Light, Mark of the Ninja, a $5 wallet credit, Plants vs. Zombies, and Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove
Needlepoint hoop with decorative flowers that says "let's guillotine billionaires together quickly" with the first letters of each word highlighted, spelling out "LGBTQ"
Cover of Luigi Mang--I mean Luigi's Mansion, the video game, not related to anything in the message's content.
Screenshot of the Google AI overview to the question "is marlon brando in heat," answering "No, Marlon Brando is not in "heat." The term "heat" is commonly used to describe the specific stage in a female's reproductive cycle, typically referring to when she is receptive to mating. As Brando was male, this term would not be applicable to him. He was also deceased as of July 1, 2004, so he is no longer alive.
News article with picture of Reese's candies, titled "Reese's Salty New Release Is About To Be Our Favorite Snack"
Framed art print hanging on wall