Batt Lab

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Solid-state chemist. Post-doc in soil science, PhD in batteries. Pretends to do solid state NMR. Still bffs with the Raman. US expat in Sweden 🧪☕️🍫

Dark Green hard bound notebook that says “laboratory notebook” in all capital and gold lettering on the front
Rabbit tail sticking out of a hole just outside my kitchen window. It’s a brown rabbit
Music in lab stress graph. The y-axis is music rage level, while the x-axis is the personal stress level. The graph starts near poo, excels up to have metal, then suddenly drops off to Disney-sing-along
White maltipoo dog with curly fur, a black nose and eyes, with a red ribbon on its collar
Texts with dad. Dad sent a pic of him holding the Ashfire King book by Chelsea Abdullah. The cover is baller with a golden Middle East lantern holding a blue whispy bird on a black background. Dad said “we god this here. Will bring when we come to [redacted].” I said, “ah shit.” Dad wrote back “yep.” I sent back, “I was wondering where that went. I sent it there in case I moved by now. LOL.”
Flork meme, happy smiling
Child crying while coloring.
Kale salad with candied walnuts, cooked sweet potatoes, red beets, and cooked Brussels sprouts
Meme of Patrick Star who’s been yassified. Patrick has big eyelashes and long chrome nails. It says: Professor: where’s your thesis? Patrick replies: I ain’t got no tea sis”
Tweet from Michael Baum (Twitter handle is @baym) that says: “If you’re at a European Institution and are looking to poach American scientists, this would be an opportune week to do it.” Posted 3:34 AM KN 1/28/25. Has 86k views, and 1.7k likes.
Chocolate meringue about 4 inches across sitting in a class container
Broken silicon disk split into quarters sitting inside of a plastic holder on some foam.
50% off book sale at Barnes and Noble. The screen is for a book called “Goodnight Lab: A Scientific Parody” by Chris Ferrie. The hardcover is $8.99. It has 5 stars from one review. On the cover is a black female chemist wearing goggles. Behind her are two grey gas cylinders. On the wall is a framed picture or Einstein. She stands wearing a white lab coat at a yellow table with an instrument on it.
Image from Evan’s photography on I stage am of a long hair weenie dog with brown fur and black at the ends of its ears.
Boomerang of an inch piece of pyrite. The mineral is almost a perfect square inch with two smaller cubes growing out of an edge.
Texting conversation. I said, “Ok do you work with numbers.” They said, “Sometimes?” I said, “I have no idea what you do.” They said,“I linked you some of my work.” I said, “It’s too hard.”
Screen shot of the NPR news app from January 6, 2025 Morning Edition Segment titled, “Who won at the 2025 Golden Globes?” The screen shot reads: “DEL BARCO: Yeah, well, there was a boycott in 2022 after the LA Times reported that there were no Black members of the HFPA - the Hollywood Foreign Press Association - that used to hand out these awards. And there were also ethical concerns about the organization. And it's since been bought, and the HFPA was formally disbanded. They expanded the number and types of voting members. So now it includes more than 300 entertainment journalists from around the world.“
Top of an infrared spectrometer. There’s a silver 2 inch disc with a smaller 2 millimeter circle in the center where the Diamond sits. The anvil that presses the sample to the Diamond is twisted 90° to the left. It has a silver arm with a black rounded handle on top that twists to raise and lower the anvil. The anvil is turned so the sample area can be cleaned.
So if anyone goes to the Walgreens on redacted street, I called there today and their phone says that they are closing on January 29. I can understand why they’re closing. I went there this morning looking for a package that I got a notice on saying that it was there I checked the tracking number. It said it was delivered to 200 redacted road so I called them and they again argued with me that it wasn’t there and finally she came back and said I have your package. I can understand why they’re closing good riddance to them three months after I moved here I changed pharmacies because of their crap so just wanted to let you know that that particular Walgreens will be closing on January 29.
Model carrying a tan Le Creuset tote bag with dark zippers that are circle like the brand logo. There’s a handle at the top and handles on the sides for carrying
Rope pull-down machine at the gym. The floor is black speckled rubber. In the floor is a red Thermo fisher water bottle.
Ball brand mason jar.
Inside of Jonquil’s bakery. There are light wooden steps with a silver grey railing that lead down one level. The wall opposite has a wavy design made out of plant and flower leaves in green, dark green and yellow. The inside of the cafe is white.
Orange brown square throw pillow on a brown couch
Image of spectra in rainbow colors with y-axis expanded so the lines look like scribbles
Golden crust of an apple pie with a star shape on top
A book on magnetometer with the bottom right corner about 3 by 3 inches cut out. The page behind this also has its corner missing. There is an orange book mark placed there by library staff that says “Damaged Book.”
Two mini cacti in the same pot. One is leaving so far over to the other it looks like they’re kissing. One has a mini pink cowboy hat, the other has a mini pink ball cap. There is a kissy emoji drawn on a mini piece of paper stuck to the cacti
Golden turkey resting on top of the oven in its rack. To the right is a silver pot with gravy.
Steve Kornacki pointing at a screen with the Most Popular Breeds. Listed is the daschund, bulldog, beagle as 6 through 8
Kombucha girl meme. Her face is contorted in disgust
Infrared spectrum scanned from 4000 to 400 inverse centimeters. A peak at 681 gets really skinny, down to in pixel, and then becomes large again, when it should just be a single dip
Gif says “Let me in!” And guy is shaking a metal gate
Gif Nic Cage bowing head
Screen shot of blocked accounts from Twitter. It reads, “Blocked Accounts 11,943,” “Muted Accounts 225,” “Muted Words 14.”
Close up of a Sphinx cat in a purple blank.
says "party's here!"