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Battles

@battles.bsky.social

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I used to be a ballerina but now I'm in cyber

This photo shows a Wera branded tool advent calendar in the background and some of the screwdrivers from the advent calendar behing held in front of the calendar.
A photo of the front cover of issue 1658 of Private Eye magazine with the caption "on shelves now." The cover headline reads "Mandelson Crisis Starmer Acts!" and shows two images of Keir Starmer waving outside Number 10. In the first, he says “Goodbye, Peter – we can’t have anything to do with a friend of a paedo.” In the second, he says “Welcome, President Trump!”
A screenshot of an Amazon returns page showing a comment box with "(required)" above it and a statement below explaining that the required comment will not be monitored or responded to.
A screenshot of the Telegraph article that reads "The report notes that there are an estimated further 165,000 legal migrants who are working illegally in the UK economy. However, these were not included in the overall calculation by the researchers because they were officially recorded users of water utilities so not part of the “hidden” total of “irregular” migrants."
The cover of a book called The Giro Playboy by Michael Smith which shows a simple drawing of a man smoking at a table upon which there is a half full glass.