Brandon Baumgartner

@baumer.bsky.social

1679 Followers 853 Following

Engineer, triathlete, West Coaster transplanted to the Midwest

A parody letter from Trump to the penguin islands that were included in his original tariffs because he and his administration are huge fucking idiots.
The Golden Gate Bridge
A screenshot of Google's search tool responding that water will be liquid at 30 degF because it freezes at 32 degF.
A picture of Keanu Reeves.
A picture of a trans man with a more masculine appearance (pecs, abs, biceps) than your normal "macho" GOP voter.
Adorable brown mutt curled up in bed.
A flyer of Elon Musk fucking Donald Trump from behind while wearing an Occupy Mars shirt, with the caption "Who's next?" written above, posted many times on the outside of a vacant building in Detroit.