@bbalpert.bsky.social

@bbalpert.bsky.social

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What's up, it's your girl, Brianna.

Brysko, a detective shaped Warframe, striking an iconic Columbo pose.
Alt text of the 5/28/2026 Swan Boy comic just saying "Woodchuck"
Closeup of Luigi's gloved hand on a doorknob from Luigi's Mansion, trying to turn it and shaking the door but unable to open it.
A closely cropped screenshot of a thought bubble containing the words "HUMAN ASS."
A Burger King style logo that says "EVANGELION EPISODE: 12" and "She said, "Don't make others suffer for your personal hatred.""
Screenshot of The Venture Brothers in which a big robot guy is looming over Hank and Dean screaming "IGNORE ME!" at them.
A femme-coded wolf-themed robot with gold accents, claws, and an aggressive stance, standing in front of a night sky with a full moon in the upper right corner
Dithering patterns of black and white dots forming the approximation of a light to dark gradient.
A clean-shaven Gendo Ikari, along with Shinji, Rei, Asuka, Kaworu, and Eva-01 holding Schick razors, from the Evangelion and Schick "Shave Impact" cross promotion ad.
A plate with a pile of fries, macaroni salad, cheeseburger patties, meat sauce, mustard, and onions
Screenshot from Fievel Goes West in which a big cat hand holding a makeup brush is applying blush to the cheeks of a smiling mouse girl
Screenshot of a wiki entry for a dog wearing red armor, named "Mars Rover"
Screenshot from Car Boys Episode 3, at 8 minutes and 48 seconds, there is a screenshot from a Twitch chat of bbalpert saying "WAIT! CAN YOU CRUSH A CRUSHER?!"
Title screen of the game Fear & Hunger 2: Termina, featuring a girl in a white blouse and a bandage over one eye, holding a knife against a boy's throat with one hand and missing the other arm.
Movie poster for 1995's "Outbreak", featuring Dustin Hoffman, Rene Russo, and Morgan Freeman
Portion of a screenshot from Fear & Hunger 2: Termina that says "The Midnight Gazette, September 17, 1942. The formation of 'The Marching Men of the Nights Day' marked the day Europa officially jumped the shark."
Text that says: "Fun Fact: This year, Goku returns tot he Parade in his original Saiyan form with trademark jet-black hair. Previously, he's traveled the Parade route in his Super Saiyan Blue form."
Image that says "Most people rejected His message. They hated Jesus because He told them the truth." and a guy saying "Shut up!"
Box art for the old PC game "Super Solvers: Gizmos and Gadgets" featuring a guy in a blue jacket and red hat drawing gears and a mad scientist driving a silly little purple car and grabbing a compass with a big cartoon magnet.
Email with cut off "Get the limited HITMAN World of Ass..." headline
A photo of wrestler Kota Ibushi showing his abs, but his head is replaced with a bismuth crystal and there's a text bubble saying "Just happy to be here! :D"
"Ravishing Ringmaster" women's Halloween costume
Anime magical girl fighting a stop motion plush toy from the beginning of Madoka Magica Rebellion
Bio of the Toshinden 3 character Judgement with "Age: 16" circled in red
Woman in a white dress in screenshot from The Matrix
I watched 12/227 anime from the past 19 years. I hate that School Days is one of them, but here we are.
Screenshot of a Burger King email that says "Your support empowers local stud... Help them succeed their way"
Screenshot from CK3 of a message saying "Gained a Lover: Your loving spouse Queen Aebba introduced Bledros to the bedroom, reigniting your passion with a threesome."
Screenshot from Crusader Kings 3 showing an event where a homosexual king's wife surprises him with a young, naked, bisexual man to play with.
Screenshot of email saying that Nimi Nightmare plush is out for delivery
Gif from the game "Who's Lila" of the player using their mouse to move facial features around
A screenshot of Google Image search results for "the silliest little guy"
Screenshot of a tweet that says "*becomes suddenly visible, walking out of a bank vault carrying a giant sack with a dollar sign on it* ...uh oh. #TransDayOfVisibility #YesThisIsAnAnnouncement"
Me in July, 2021
Podcast app screenshot of description ending with "as they unpack Microsoft's pus..."
Discord screenshot showing multiple people praising Karina's artistic talent and cursed mind.
gif of ralph wiggum getting his heart broken by lisa in slow motion on that episode of the simpsons
Screenshot from the game Tactical Breach Wizards in which Jen is talking to a dream clone of herself about therapy.
Screenshot of a solitaire game from my phone
Frog Detective 1's Unity graphics quality settings being the lyrics to the song "Low"
Jimbo the Joker from Balatro