Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud

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Paralegal, occasional actor If I'm not here, I'm probably scritching the dog.

A black and white photo of a 20-ish Patrick Stewart in a snappy suit, with clise-cropped hair. He stares intensely at the camera.
Comic book panel from SAGA- a gray-green hairless catt scowls angrily at someone, saying, "LYING"
Comic book panel from SAGA- a grey-green hairless cat wearing an elaborate gold collar, looks angrily our, eyes narrowed, teeth bared. It says, "LYING"
Comic book panel, clise-up of Red Sonja, pointing her thumb at herself. She says, "I'm Red Sonja. I'm everybody's type."
Photo of a well-used copy of the book "TEN EVER-LOVIN' BLUE-EYED YEARS WITH POGO" by Walt Kelly, with a drawing of Pogo holding a glowing hourglass and a scythe.
Photo of MAD MEN character Salvatore Romano looking dapper in a 3-piece suit
A chubby man wearing a sparking silver gown, which caresses his voluminous curves. He completes the ensemble with a viking hat and a pigtailed blond wig. He is standing, arms open, showing off the floir-length sleeves, in front of racks of costumes.
Picture of THE FUNKY PHANTOM, a 1960s Saturday morning cartoon character. He's a ghost, completely black-and-white, dressed in 18th century clothes, accompanied by a ghost cat who wears a tricorner hat with a red feather stocking out of it. The phantom is leaning against a wall (or possibly the air) with one hand, while the cat leans against him in the same fashion.
A 50+years old man, standing in front of racks of costumes, wearing a viking helmet with blond pigtails attached to it a a sparkling, tight silver dress, lovingly molded to his belly and beasts, arms outstretched, showing off the fllor-length sleeves. His expression is of strangely prideful resignation that this is his lit in life.
Picture of Frankenstein, Jr. A giant robot from Saturday morning cartoons in the 60s.
Image from GARTH MARENGHI'S DARKPLACE, the man himself saying "I know writers who tell stories clearly and they're all cowards." The words "tell stories clearly" have been clumsily edited in.
B/W photo of a Scots terrier silhouette in a window, looking vaguely like the bat-signal
DOGE meme, with the captions " Much wow" " Very dumb" "Boots licked" and "So sad"
Still from THE APPLE, showing a blandly attractive couple, dressed in satin white, singing at a microphone.
Picture from THE PRODUCERS (the original) of Dick Shawn as beatnik/hippie Lorenzo St. DuBois (aka LSD) and his all-groovy chick band auditioning on stage
Poster of thr featured performers for "The Great Ametican State Fair," showing 9 acts "...and many more!" 6 acts are crossed off, as has the word "more," replaced with the word "less." Yes, it should be "fewer," but there's no way the promoters of this garbage fire would know that.
Poster advertising THE GRAET AMERICAN STATE FAIR "featured performers, with Young MC, Milli Vanilli, and Morris Day & the Time crossed out. The line "...and many more" has the word "more" crossed out, replaced with "less."
Comic book panel, written by Gail Simone, drawn by Coleen Doran. A headshot ofStar Blossom a superhero, a young black girl, wearing a green jacket with black shirt under, star earrings. Yellow goggles with pink lenses, with two flowered hairband holding her natural hair in two spheres, is smiling (showing a small gap in her teeth), tears in her eyes. She says "That's all I ever wanted. I VOW."
Comic-book panel, a close-up of a hairless cat in an ornate gold collar, scowling and saying "Lying."
GIF of Don Adams as Maxwell smart in GET SMART, saying "...and loving it."
A handsome black scottie, pink tongue hanging our, looks at camera and say hello. Well, actually, he says "arooo."
Photo of the end of a suburban street, with a metal gate leading into a field. In front of the gate, apparently on guard, is a handsome wild goose. Behind it, barely visible is a large red fox, seemingly surprised at the presence of the goose
Comic book panel of Nightcrawler, in his usual costume, crouching on a ship's wheel, the mast behind him. He hold two swords, and is surrounded by three BAMFs, mini versions of him, one perched on his shoulder, one holding a knife larger than his head, the third at lower left. He says, "I nearby claim this ship in the name of the X-Men. Anyone who objects... Puck up a sword and step forward."
A photo of 6 people standing in front of a white doorway, in height order, left tallest. From left to right, a tall, heavy-set graying man in a pink shirt and khakis, a much older man in a black coat and green polo, a younger man in a black vest and white shirt, a young lady in s flowery dress, a 60-ish man in a black suit holding a drink, and a 50-ish woman in a white-and-green dress with a green sweater.
Photo of a 64 year old man with a somewhat scraggly gray beard, wrinkly eyes, but pretty goddammit glorious gray hair.
Photo of a Japanese ghost girl, staring out into your soul, asking "You... LIKE magic happy room?"
Drawing of Cathy, the titular character of the comic strip, looking actually put-together, obviously seconds before everything will go terribly wrong, wearing a purple-ish business suit
Far more ventriloquist dummies then anyone should be comfortable with, dressed in a wide variety of costumes, all sitting on chairs in a room Most are looking towards the front of the room, you our right, but one is looking directly at us, judging us for our discomfort.
The poster for the movie THE SNOWMAN, featuring the scrawled words "MISTER POLICE. YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER I GAVE YOU ALL THE CLUES ⛄️" (Editorial note: those words never appear in the movie)
Photo of a large photograph in the National Portrait Gallery of President Trump,. It's a b/w photo of Trump leaning forward on the Resolute Desk, flags, a window,and photos in the background. He is scowling to the camera, like he's mad at the world,leaning on his small, claw-like hands, his wrists exposed by his ill,fitting suit.
A photo of a display of brushes and sponges in a supermarket, showing a wide variety of scrub daddies and scrub mommies, making one wonder about the psychiatric needs of consumers.
Tweet from "Department of War" (not The Department of War, articles are effeminate), saying "OPERATION EPIC FURY"
The TWIN PEAKS title screen, with the title replaced by "TRUMP ADMINSTRATION"
The title screen of TWIN PEAKS but the title has been replaced by YOUNG SHELDON
The opening title of TWIN PEAKS, but the name's been replaced by the words "TYPOS SUCK."
A mid-size Scots terrier is laying in the lap of a slightly overweight man wearing jeans (the man, not the sog) He (the dog, not the man) is wearing a black harness, and his nose is buried between the man's thigh and the arm of the chair. There's a small spot from breakfast on the jeans.
A b/w photo of Jack Benny posing as if speaking into (and, apparently, chadtising) a CBS radio microphone
Statement from the akrnndy Center Arts Workers United: At this time, no formal notice or briefing has been provided to the union of arts workers whose labor sustains the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. We only know of public statements issued by President Trump and an internal message to some Kennedy Center employees that reiterated the President's social media remarks. A pause in Kennedy Center operations without due regard for those who work there would be harmful for the Arts and creative workers in America. Should we receive formal notice of a temporary suspension of Kennedy Center operations that displaced our members, we will enforce our contracts and exercise all our rights under the law. We expect continued fair play, enforceable worker protections, and accountability for our members in the event they cannot work due to an operational pause. Our members remain steadfast in bringing to life theatrical, music, opera, dance, and other live artistic performances in the nations's capital that speak to and resonate with all Americans.
Meme by @EffinBirds, a woodcut-style picture of a mallard. Underneath, in fancy-scmancey lettering, it reads , "DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS GONNA DUMB MOTHERFUCKER, I GUESS"
A dapper silver-haired bearded gentleman in a vaguely 70s-looking collard pullover and t-shirt combo
A small paper sign taped to the inside of a toilet door. It reads: "Did you flush? Please Flush"
A photo of a railway junction in a city, multiple tracks from four directions coming together
Picture of a display at the supermarket. Prominent are the family of Scrub Daddy and Scrub Mommy products.
Photo of Michael Caine and Steve Martin as the two leading characters in DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS. Caine, on the right, is dressed in a white suit with a black and white spotted tie, Martin in a black suit with a gold and black striped tie. Thy both have slucked-down hair, and are toasting us with champagne, looking quite smarmy.
Video of two squirrels on a lawn, and running up a tree. They are black as might.
A photo of a sign at a SHEETZ store, advertising "Hand Made Drinks stating at $2," featuring photos of 4 lovely delicious beverages. The top line on the sign, in the largest, boldest font, proclaims, " JOY YO UR MOUTH."
A small black scottie in a harness, on a leash. Sniffing the snow-covered ground. He, too, is covered in a dusting of snow.
Album cover of ENGELBERT, an album by Engelbert Humperdinck. He looks soulfully off-camera, dressed in a tux. A list of songs appears on the left, including "Love Can Fly," "Love was Here Before the Stars," Through the Eyres of Love," and others.
Still front the new Walmart "Grinch" commercial, with grown-up, vaguely hot Cindy Lou Who and disturbingly sexy Grinch with Ken-dol hair standing in a room. CLW is looking quizzicly at Grinch, who appears to be explaining something about his genitals to someone off-camera.
Comic book panel from THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS. Batman is breaking a shotgun in half, splinters and shells sent flying. He says, " THIS is the weapon of the ENEMY. We do not NEED it. We will not USE it. "
2 stills from a scene from the original THE PRODUCERS. Gene Wilder (Leo Bloom) stands, dressed in a disheveled tuxedo, holding a gun, over Kenneth Mars (Franz Liebkind), looking puzzled, and Zero Mostel (Max Bialystock) who looks angry. Bloom says, "Actors are not animals! They'll human beings!" Max replies, "They are? Have you ever eaten with one of them?"
The Pope, standing at a microphone, a crowd of clergy and press behind, seemingly crowning into the microphone, eyes half-closed.
A photo of an old, gray haired man in a red plaid flannel shirt, looking down upon you all holding a large medal proclaiming him "FAVORITE CUSTOMER" around the RIFFTRAX logo.
Photo of the majestic spoonbill, a large crane-like bird with a remarkably large head and a beak that appears designed for breaking rocks.
Panel from THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS. Batman, breaking a shotgun into pieces, says, "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it." The letters "AI" have been superimposed over the gun.
A contented (and quite handsome) scottie being scratched, looking straight at the camera.
Comic book page from a BATMAN #66, from 1951. 6 PANELS- Panel 1- The Joker, surrounded by worried-looking Runyonesque henchmen, is angrily slapping a newspaper. The headline reads, "[obscured] CHORTLE AT JOKER'S BONER." Joker is saying, So! They laugh at my boner, wwill they? I'll show them! I'll show them how many boxers the Joker can make!" Panel 2- Close up of the Joker's head, no body visible. He says, "This emphasis on boxers has given mean ideas for a new adventure in crime! Gotham City will rue the day it mentioned the word BONER!" Panel 3- A rowboat at a dock on the ocean, Joker manning the oars as a henchman is climbing down a ladder to join him. JOKER-"I will take the greatest boxers of all time and turn them into crimes! See this picture? It shows a big boner of modern vintage!" HENCHMEN-"I remember! That's the Missouri - the battleship that got stuck in the mud!" PANEL 4- Close-up on the photo being held by Joker, showing a battleship stuck in mud, smoke billowing from it. JOKER- "The world roared when this mighty battle-wagon ran aground! It was quite a BONER! Well, we'll re-create the scene - for loot! HA-HA!" PANEL 5- The rowboat is next to a buoy. JOKER- "We'll just change the buoys in the Gotham River... and when the S.S. Capetownia arrives tomorrow, the fun will begin! HA-HA!" HENCHMAN - "Yeah! That the new ship on it's maiden run. The Captain ain't familiar with this river at all - and the pilot don't come aboard till they near the harbor downstream! PANEL 6- A large ship is stuck, as a tugboat approaches it. An off-panel voice says, "Haw! Look at her! Grounded just like the Big Mo was!"
An old guy in a blue-and-green plaid shirt and khakis hold a little black scottie, who is distracted by the crowd.
Photo from CREATURE COMMANDOS, GI Robot and Nina on a balcony, GI looking out, speaking, Nina looking up at him with an expression of, possibly, fascination.