Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring

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🔞Lizzy. 30+. StrangeBlueGlow on AO3. EdIzzy. Stede-Hostile. Izzy-loving Ed girlie. Posts are for pirate friends; random people stop being weirdos in my replies.

photo of various flowers and also some weeds in a garden bed
Outline of the skeleton to show off how it looks like a suck monster
Close up photo of a media shelf featuring 3 different copies of Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (2 DVD and 1 Blu-ray)
"Vickles's band with his two significant others,"
Pencil sketch of EdIzzy kissing
Close up photo of one of those organizer things with the little drawers. They are labeled, vaguely, with one label notably saying "those weird bolts"
How to #DrawEdTeach Note: This is not a tutorial on how to draw well, only how to draw Ed. If your goal is to become good at drawing or draw anything else, you should probably disregard all advice here. This will only get you so far as a reasonably recognizable Ed Teach. Materials Needed: - Drawing Surface (Paper, Whiteboard, Drawing App, etc) - Drawing Implement (Pencil, Marker, Stylus/Finger, etc) - Optional: Reference Photo
Digital sketch of Ed in purples
pencil sketch of Ed with big, sad, kohl-rimmed eyes and a cropped beard
Chart of OG Tamagotchi characters
random fic writer questions 1. which of your fics is your pride and joy? 2. when and where do your best ideas seem to strike? 3. is there another author who inspires you to write? 4. how long do you spend editing? 5. do you use a beta reader? 6. what's your usual writing environment? 7. what's a fic you didn't expect to be popular but really took off? 8. what wip are you most excited about? 9. do you write in order or do you jump around? 10. do you outline? 11. which fic did you do the most research for? 12. would you ever accept requests or commissions? 13. is there a writing habit you wish you had? 14. what are your top three most used additional tags? 15. what are your three most popular fics by bookmarks? 16. do you make playlists for your fics? 17. what genre is easiest for you to write? 18. what's a trope you want to write but haven't written yet? 19. which fic would make the best TV show? what kind of TV show would it be? 20. do you listen to music when you write?
gif of izzy from the scene where they're throwing away the books, where he does that little panicked forced terror smile, with the text "Blackbeard is himself again"
Pencil sketch of Ed and Izzy having just kissed, looking at each other with utter adoration
A wood carving of 3 dolphins in some weird position
Oil pastel drawing of some blooming chives
A poor oil pastel drawing of a chipmunk
Oil pastel drawing of flowering chamomile
Oil pastel drawing of a purple tentacle wrapping around Izzy's hand/wrist.
A chipmunk perched atop a resin turtle statue
screenshot of a weather app displaying that it is 90℉ and Sunny
Photo of a raised garden bed with various herbs (rosemary, thyme, dill, sage, chives, garlic chives, scallion, parsley, winter savory, tarragon, chamomile
Blackbeard emerged from his cabin this morning, a wild look in his eyes and enough of the brilliant spark he is known for apparent in him that it makes everyone forget the past two weeks where he hadn't been seen once by the crew. Almost everyone, anyway. Izzy is acutely aware of each of those days, of the ones where Edward wouldn't even let him into the cabin, of the meals brought in when he was allowed and carried out untouched the next day. He can exhale somewhat now that the worst of Edward's melancholy seems to be past him, but not fully. Edward has never been one to do things by halves, bursting forth with all of his energy at once as soon as he regains it. He’ll be in good spirits, Izzy is sure, but his body will protest in the way all things long enough at sea will do, even if Edward won't let on that it is doing so. As is usual, there is a bit of light revelry in the evening as Blackbeard explains his latest fuckery idea and the crew grows restless for their next raid to execute it, but things quiet down eventually, and Izzy is waiting for Edward when it does. He has his captain's pipe ready, a plate with dried fruit, a glass of the least rough liquor they have aboard, and himself at attention, willing to fulfill whatever whims of Edward’s that he is able from aboard this ship.
And Come Back for More StrangeBlueGlow Summary: “Think you liked that too much for it to have been a punishment,” she scoffs, and Izzy makes a gentle noise of protest, but a glare from her cuts it short.
Some Kind of Kiss StrangeBlueGlow Summary: “You’re a sick fuck, you know that, Iz?” he teases, his sword, previously pointed at Izzy’s throat, swinging lower, the tip coming to rest between Izzy’s legs.
But I Was Already There StrangeBlueGlow Summary: “Twenty husbands haven’t made me honest yet. Don’t think twenty-one will do it either,” Jackie laughed, knocking the ash from her cigar, “And you haven’t made a dishonest woman out of me in too long anyway.”
Photo of an oil pastel sketch of lilac leaves and blooms
Messy watercolor-y drawing with little detail of purple shark mermaid Ed
teeny little plant sprouts in dirt
Edit of the Kermit the Frog 4chan post meme so it reads "IT /IS/ FUCKING WEED YOU PIECE OF SHIT STONER"
A purple hyacinth in bloom
A pair of earrings that look like orange slices
screenshot of weather app showing current temp as 69℉
[EdIzzy Aftercare Kink] [Ed Rough Night] [Old College Try fic] [Izzy Ed’s Wedding No Show] [ex texts]
All Characters Are Of Legal Age Black Cat/Golden Retriever Personality Dynamics Cannibalism as a Metaphor for Love Canon-Typical Cannibalism Characters in Love Classism Cock Stepping Crotch Stepping Crying After Sex Dramatic Irony Established Friendship Fealty Fealty Kink Loyalty Kink Pain Kink Thigh Kink Frotting | Rubbing Penises Together Girls in Love Grumpy/Sunshine Relationships Happy Tears Mating Press Position Moodboards Muscular Female Characters Muscular Male Characters Consensual Omegaverse Bitching | Turning into an Omega Omegaverse Bitching | Turning into an Omega Omegaverse Studding | Turning into an Alpha Omegaverse Alpha Bitching | Alpha Turning into an Omega Omegaverse Beta Bitching | Beta Turning into an Omega Relationship Wingmanning Consensual Spanking
A little seedling sprouting in a seed snail, covered in plastic wrap
Bad photo of a robin
Doggy Izzy and Wolf Ed plushes snuggling together. They're wearing green bows for the holiday
#1589 Stun Whale Keychain
Bright red alert box reading "Blizzard Warning"
#1698 Depression Robe Melt the ICE Hat
#1589 Stun Whale Keychain
#1102B Shark-Cutie Pendant (text says teal but the listing and picture are actually of a purple one)
#1606D Wickless Candle - The Teeth Don't Go Back In
#1357 Handbound Mini Notebooks
#1604 Lesbian Pride Cape
#1243 Fuck ICE Pirate Flag Metal Keychain
#1630 Kraken/MerPerson Love
It’s mechanical almost, the way Izzy shoves down his sweats and Ed settles on his knees between Izzy’s legs. Ed needs it, and it isn’t like Izzy doesn’t want it, so Izzy lets it happen. It’ll be good to clear both of their heads. It might be the last time they do this. They’re both looking for new places, and once they move out, they can just talk to each other through the lawyers, see each other at mediation and court dates, no more need for stilted conversation at the breakfast table and dispassionate sex because no matter how they feel about each other after so many years, they’re still there physically, still know the best way to get each other off, so they just keep letting it happen. Instinctually, Izzy almost reminds Ed to mind his knee. It’s been better than a decade since Ed fucked it up, and he still never puts a pillow under it to begin with, never shifts his weight without Izzy’s disaproving tut or outright order to take care of himself to remind him. But Ed isn’t going to be Izzy’s problem anymore in a few weeks, and he has to learn to take care of himself sometime or spend the rest of his life with his knee creaking and popping and aching the way it does after he comes home from doing this for other men in dingy bathrooms. Maybe it would be good for Ed to hurt. Izzy bites his lip and says nothing as Ed takes his length into his mouth. Ed chokes himself on Izzy, like he’s trying to punish himself for something, only seems to pull back enough to take a breath when Izzy grips his silvery curls and physically pulls him away. It’s intense, the way having the full focus of Edward Teach always is, and as hard as Izzy tries to make it
listing for "Lone Wolf" Crochet Bunny Plushes, with photos of the little egg-shaped bunnies. #1297
screenshot of my character + husband Elliott at The Summit in Stardew Valley
screenshot of the new phasmophobia tanglewood map rework featuring the dog bowls in the dining room, which have the name Izzy on them
Listing for a stun whale keychain
A keychain of Zheng from OFMD in ancient Egyptian style, as well as a card + sticker of Stede and a couple of other themed stickers
Crochet bunny plush
A little crochet bunny
Lentils and braised tofu with some scallion greens on top
small crocheted bunny plush
tumblr post: anonymous asked: you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
izzy hands sitting on a canon, with a little cushion of some sort under him