Beno

@bcm.co

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I’m a he/they, 🐻 🏳️‍🌈 🖖 🇺🇸-🇦🇺 🎮 Neurodivergent (ADHD, Anxiety, Depression), anti-fascist, bad proof reader, nerd, software engineer (iOS), and pro Oxford comma. 📍Gadigal/Sydney, Australia

Tweet by @Joanwestenberg reading: "All you need to know about Australia is that our most famous restaurant is a hardware store" — posted at 1:43 pm on 11/12/20 via Twitter for iPhone.
Fire pit surrounded by grass with a fire going that is a decent size.
A notification displaying "SharePlay with Beno Morrison," allowing a user to join an audio session. It features icons for sound and user connection, set against a gradient background.
A large green Chevrolet truck is parked on a street. The vehicle features a rugged front bumper and a personalized license plate that reads "SOOBIG." There are trees in the background, and another vehicle is partially visible on the left.
A gif from the movie Independence Day where the White House is destroyed.
In a notice published on Tuesday, the US Customs and Border Protection agency (CBP) said it would also require any telephone numbers used by visitors over the same period, and any email addresses used in the last decade, as well as face, fingerprint, DNA and iris biometrics. It would also ask for the names, addresses, birthdates and birthplaces of family members, including children.
Bluesky age assurance screen with shield icon. Message states that due to regional laws, certain features are restricted until adult verification is completed. Includes location confirmation link and blue ‘Verify now’ button. Footer text indicates age assurance takes a few minutes
A (likely) Apple PowerBook G4, open sitting on a table top in great condition.
The front of a Toyota Camry with the Toyota logo is lit up.
Video of a 3D printer laying down the first layers of a print.
A screenshot of Claude’s readership widget. It says research complete with 0 sources and 711h 18m
6 image panels from Star Trek voyager. The first image is a uniform pip, the black filled one. The next picture is of when captain janeway gives Tom Paris the pip with the caption “I hereby reinstate you to the rank of Lieutenant”. The next panel is of janeway putting it on Tom with the caption “your performance on this ship over the past year has been exemplary” the next panel is of Harry Kim at his station saying “I didn’t notice a pip on my chair”. The second to last panel is janeway looking annoying in her ready room desk. With the caption “here is your pip” the last panel is of a PADD with the words “Performance Improvement Plan”
Screenshot of a political SMS from the Trumpet of Patriots party in Australia. Message reads "Double fees for foreign students. Free education for Australians. Forgive loans Vote1 Trumpet of Patriots" followed by a website URL and "Auth H Fong Trumpet of Patriots." Phone shows 11:11am, 5G signal, with "Report Spam" option displayed.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
"Political landscape chart showing my position relative to Australian political parties. A two-axis grid displays economic views (left to right) horizontally and social views (conservative to progressive) vertically. I appear left-of-center and moderately progressive, closest to the Greens (GRN) who are further left and more progressive. The Australian Labor Party (ALP) sits center-right economically and near the social center. The Liberal National Party (LNP) appears right economically and moderately conservative socially. One Nation Party (ONP) is positioned furthest right economically and most conservative socially."​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
There is the head of a small head of a chihuahua who has a brown head. His head is snuggled in a multi coloured blanket.
It is Ms Casey from the show Severance, her face is highlighted on a black background banner. In red hand written looking text it says “your outie likes to do ketamine at music festivals.”
Apple’s Xcode predictive text suggesting I autocomplete with a Text label with the words “Made by Nick Lockwood”
A screenshot of text detailing a role’s compensation. The image has the following circled many times “PTO: 5 days”.
Black background with white text. The font is in the style used for signify the 1800s, and the “old west”. It reads “Please be patient with me. I’m from the 1900s.”
A tattoo that is about 5cm by 7cm. It appears to be Calcifer (the fire spirit from Howel’s Moving Castle) in a paper boat on the water. The tattoo is primarily black and while with darker red accents at the top of the the fire and the water has blue accents where waves are noted.
It is a message from Spotify. White text on a green background. It reads “it’s time for everyone to have their own premium account. Spotify premium family is available for more than three accounts under one roof. Keep the kids tuned seperate and let your library be fire you.” With a button that says “got it”
Black background with white text that reads “Please be patient with me. I’m from the 1900s.”
Close up photo on the Siri Apple TV remote. The focus is where the power button would be located. However in this photo the power button in missing and you can see the internal button.
The Popular with Friends filter showing that the feed is empty.
A screenshot of a slack message I’ve sent that reads “How did it work on my machine?! I’ll stick to compiled languages, I am bad at scripted.” Ended with a winking emoji.
A young child with a puzzled expression sitting in a car seat.
Book cover parody of an O'Reilly technical manual titled "Essential Copying and Pasting from ChatGPT" featuring an illustration of a sloth climbing a tree, with a caption "Deploying untested code at break-neck speeds"
DoorDash Review from “Robin D” which has 1 out of 5 stars. The review says “I’m from the US so I know good Mexican food and this is not it! Horrible!”
Screen shot of the battery usage screen on iOS. This one is for 8pm to 9pm. It shows the Find My app using 48% of battery.
Apple iMessage text I put field is pictured. The right most button is the voice action. It is circled with yellow to emphasise that button.
A waterfall with white text over it that says: you’re doing the best you can. Which is kind of embarrassing.
It is a Barbie movie poster that has been modified to read “B’Elanna” from Star Trek Voyager. Her face has been photoshopped over Barbie and Tom Paris has been photoshopped over Ken. There is a tag line in the black bar under the poster saying “This week’s Saturday night Photoshop shenanigans brought to you by the letter B” Under it is an image of Alan from the movie but Harry Kim’s face has been photoshopped on it. Arms behind it back looking un impressed.
iPhone screenshot of the signal area. It shows full bars, the carrier is “EE” and the data is “EDGE”