bcobb

@bcobb.bsky.social

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google search results for “i don’t want to shoot the clown” with an AI overview explaining how to de-escalate an unwanted encounter with a clown that does not require gun violence
text message sent saying: also the thing about being extremely depressed in new york is that you can be crying but then someone wheels 50 boxes of snacks down the middle of a subway train
tweet by pierre menard: picture this: me and the Twitter boys together on my porch, vaccinated to the gills, 13 beers deep, shirts off, standing in a circle & screaming Big Rock Candy Mountain until the neighborhood forms a mob and kills us at 4:21 am
presumably bootleg labubu sweatshirt
LinkNYC sign that says “NYC Fact: There’s an axe throwing bar in Brooklyn”
norman rockwell’s freedom of speech painting
bottle of saratoga spring water
pizza slices
sprinter van for Ross+Kramer
photo of the bail processing center in lower manhattan
sponsored search results for dolce & gabbana cookware, targeting me, a simpleton