Beachfox

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Furry Artist Gay Shows Up in Surprising Places

The "Predator Hand-Clasp" Meme. The arm on the left is labeled "Shadowrun", the arm on the right is labeled "World of Darkness". Over the clasped hands is a frankly needless amount of text reading "Whiteboy TTRPG Writers Trying to be Woke in the Most Racist Ways Possible"
Mykola Lupe: Half Ethiopian half Romanian, looks like a far too creepy and not nearly enough kooky Gomez Adams Maria Lupu: Mostly Hispanic woman with tight hair bun and carefully recorded murder in her eyes Bianca Lupu: Partially Hispanic, partially black, partially other. Green and purple highlights in her hair and makeup on her face. Punk dreads. Actively plotting your demise. Aiden Lupu: Handsome boy next door, black, cheerful grin and laid back air Erica Row: Confident asskicker Hispanic/black young woman with an undercut, piercings, and a wicked right hook.
"Look, is Iago here or not? That's all I need to know." "Who the fuck's supposed to be Iago?" The kid wrinkled his broad nose up at him. It'd be adorable if it wasn't for the murder-glare in his eyes. Arturo didn't keep the irritation out of his voice. "It's his henchname; I don't know what his actual-" "No one here's going by a Henchname of Iago." The boy sneered. Then straightened up with a twitch and, with a voice that'd slightly lilted upwards, "Or even has a Henchname. Whatever a Henchname might be. I definitely don't know. What even are those?" Even at his drunkest, Arturo wouldn't have bought it. The kid also wasn't doing himself any favors by pronouncing a word Arturo had always thought of as lowercase with a very obvious verbal Important Word uppercase either. He fucking sucked at lying. "We only started yesterday," Arturo said, massaging the throbbing ache in his temples, "he's barely had it twelve hours. Look, can I just-" he started forward, but was forced to a stop when the kid shoved the head of the bat into his gut with a surprising amount of force for someone his size. "Yeah, nah." The boy puffed himself up like a pigeon defending a stray french fry and all but growled. "You're getting the fuck out of here is what you're doing, buddypal." The bat didn't move from Arturo's gut. "The fuck I am." Arturo grabbed the bat's head, avoiding the nails, and pulled it to the side. "I'm staying right the hell here until I either talk with Iago or someone tells me where he is."
Empty stage for the Small Town Murder Portland Live show
TikTok screenshot. An illustration of a girl with black hair with rainboy highlights and a sparkly low-cut dress. Over it is the text "What happens when you stumble into a fae world wearing sparkling, forbidden 'plastic' clothes?"
Six year old article from a comedy news site ("The Chaser") whose headline reads "Iran Retaliates against U.S. by not taking out high ranking government official" Main article text: "The government of Iran has today announced that they will be unleashing the harshest possible punishment on the people of America, stating that as retribution for the country's recent actions, Iran will not be taking out a single high ranking government American official." The picture is of Trump, McConill, and a bunch of background old white conservatives
A mannequin wearing a cowboy hat and jacket, both made out of denim.
AO3 comments: 3 words: oh my god Oh my god oh my god Oh my fucking god I can't- Just- What the everloving- I. Am. Terrified. Two lines of shock face emojis and a single heart. No, with twelve o's Con followed by four shock face emojis
Two finished buffet plates with a fortune cookie fortune reading “Consume less. Share more. Enjoy life.” unfurled across them. The irony is palpable.