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a genderqueer monkey that's figured out how to use every single computer program without the binery, and slowly filling with estrogen like a balloon, they/her put alt-text on your memes! portland, oregon

Madison Police Chief John Patterson held a press conference Wednesday, urging residents to keep the Willy Street neighborhood in mind and the “historical trauma” that arises when officer-involved shootings occur.
Madison Police Chief John Patterson held a press conference Wednesday, urging residents to keep the Willy Street neighborhood in mind and the “historical trauma” that arises when officer-involved shootings occur.
“My intention is never to influence opinion or fan flames, but to say: it’s okay to raise eyebrows, though I hope my messages reflect a depth of understanding others find in themselves but not always in the world around them,” said Perry by text message. “Through the media I consume, I believe modern-day antisemitism is exaggerated, mostly as a defense for Israel’s actions in the Middle East and its involvement in our politics, and my intention in referencing Jewish people on the marquee was to prod at everything being seemingly antisemitic with a statement that couldn’t possibly be construed as antisemitic.” He added: “My intention was not to offend anyone, but rather to push back culturally back on what constitutes antisemitism, to signal, in solidarity, that it’s not about ‘the Jews,’ that it’s about Israel, and Palestine, and Lebanon, and Iran, and AIPAC. This is my ‘humor,’ this was the point, intentionally subtle, of what I put on the marquee.” Perry added that the marquees reflect his personal views, not those of the business, and are “meant to connect with open-minded members of the community on a personal level, not as a business, and anyone coming to the business should only expect good food and drink, a relaxing environment, friendly staff, with a sort-of cynical guy sometimes behind the register who also runs food and cleans toilets.”
Verb secret (third-person singular simple present secrets, present participle (US) secreting or (UK) secretting, simple past and past participle (US) secreted or (UK) secretted) 1. (transitive, rare) To make or keep secret. [from late 16th c.] [quotations] 2. (transitive, rare) To hide secretly.
the "reflected insult" meme but modified. tammy is quoted as saying "i don't respect your struggle" while shooting a person labeled "thousands of individual trans people on bluesky" and below them is peter, commander of the army boys, who's surrounded by dead people and he's saying "i expected more resistence to be honest" the point being that your jokes are insensitive and indicate you don't even understand us, or what is at stake here
cursed tetris game with one row almost complete
a cursed tetris game where the pieces can't lineup in a horizontal line. i've lined them up in a diagonal line
tiktok screenshot showing a woman dressed up for a party with a forced smile and a caption that says trying to be chill at the function but cna't help noticing how misogyny bleeds through the cracks of normal interactions
a very boxy and utilitarian ship at sea, with a large and boxy metal cube with an open top, and a rocket is landing down through the middle of it. it looks like a turtle crossed with a dockyard
chinese rocket caught by interlocking wires wrapping around it, floating above the ground
sixlets chocolate candy
backrooms review by beagle do you think phil is neurodivergent? such a dork, keeping notes. what's his backstory? is phil like, really important to the backrooms or is just really chill? ha. chill phil. he must have seeeeen some stuff. you gotta be pretty chill to do that job, that's for dang sure. is phil a slave? you know phil is pretty cute. he's wrinkly, but like a siamese cat, not in a gross old man kind of way... i mean, it's… at least it's interesting, though—keeping notes. like, i wish my partner kept notes... cut or uncut you think? probably pretty thick either way. idk, he's giving "i'll rearrange your guts and apologize when it hurts". what i'm tying to say summer is i want to f—ck phil
comic of a fish dying on land, gazing up at the night sky, and saying its so beautiful, might have never known, by sanstitre2000 on twitter
pauly shore in encino man saying weezer? i hardly know her
screenshot of a youtube stream of the whitehouse 250 year celebration through a window, but it's been photoshopped so that the tv is showing the quoted image of the backrooms, and also the rolling giant from the kane parsons (youngest A24 director) series called "the oldest view" go watch it.
a livestream from fox news where they're in a cramped office space with a low ceiling. the banner has been edited to say trump: the backrooms are real, and the colors have been edited to look like the backrooms series by kane parsons who was only 20 years old. there are async scientists in the background, and an entity
some 6 legged bugs standing around, each eating a small chunk of birdseed
daniel craig james bond holding a sloppy joe looking super serious
buldak spicy ramen bowl
Prey2022 Watched 28 Jun 2026 beagle bagelson’s review published on Letterboxd: the predator lands on earth. he looks down at the ground and sees a frog. instantly he recognizes the drive to kill, to crush the weak and live on the fat of their bodies. it eats a mosquito. the predator cums in his pants. he skins the frog and makes a nice little bracelet from its bone and sinew. "i think i'm gonna like this planet", the predator says to himself. 8.5 out of ten the only thing i'd change is when she comes back with the head everyone should have been freaking the fuck out
european hockey man saying it's only game, why you have to be mad?
PC build, about 950 bucks CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X 4.7 GHz 6-Core Processor $169.46 CPU Cooler Thermalright Phantom Spirit 120 SE ARGB 66.17 CFM CPU Cooler $35.90 Asus ROG STRIX B850-I GAMING WIFI Mini ITX AM5 Motherboard $282.98 Corsair Vengeance RGB 16 GB (2 x 8 GB) DDR5-5200 CL40 Memory $259.99 Patriot P300 512 GB M.2-2280 PCIe 3.0 x4 NVME Solid State Drive $87.99 Case Jonsbo C6-ITX Mini ITX Desktop Case $58.50 MSI MAG A550BN 550 W 80+ Bronze Certified ATX Power Supply $54.99 Total: $949.81
Simpsons clip, guy is getting into a go-cart and saying it's a go-cart powered by my own sense of self satisfaction
Simpsons clip with Ned and someone is saying we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas
a picture of a russian civilian on a highway outside moscow filming a ukranian drone attack holding a vape as he points at a drone
meme image. picture of an oil refinery around moscow getting blown up by a ukrainian drone and it's domed top is flying perfectly into the air, soaring majestically. the gorilla munch cereal gorilla is overlaid looking at the explosion and the text reads "there's no need to be upset"
Seconds after dismissing fears about A.l., Rogers changed the subject. He expressed concerns about a video he believed showed a legitimate breakthrough by the Chinese military. "Did you see that video of the Chinese soldiers? They are completely autonomous soldiers, you see this?" Rogers told the crowd. "That was a little terrifying to me. It was a little scary. I mean, they were functioning as soldiers. They're completely robotic, armored up and they were doing a combat lane run. And were performing pretty well." Rogers then critiqued the fictional robots' design, telling the students that "us soldiers know the first thing we're going to do is take out your robot's legs." He added, "But what scared me is how advanced they were, crazy, crazy."
Amanda Collins Beams @amandacolli... I'm so sorry Kohen died. But I am sorrier his mother chose to put her son in a dangerous situation in the first place. A responsible parent doesn't take their child along while they commit a crime. Yes, it was only diapers, but she chose to steal. She cannot blame the police for her bad choices! 809 comments 331 reskeet 0 likes
the bf turning around to look at another girl meme, with everyone replaced. the guy is me, preteen beagle. the upset gf is 2 millennia of catholic tradition. the woman i'm looking at is called "lookin at stuff and thinkin real hard" and below are some things in my mind as a child. the buddha, neo, from the matrix 1999, a graphing calculator. should be a ti-81 but i couldn't find a good pic. and finally small text which baits you into expanding the image which says the timeless and unspeakable wisdom insilled in me by my mother.
china mieville, buff, bald, hot big nose, black tshirt, piercing gaze, dark... bottomless eyes... why don't he stop looking at me?
Ishi-jo wielding a naginata, woodblock print by Utagawa Kuniyoshi, 1848
two bugs mating on the sidewalk, their butts are linked
ama's skeep about skull ridges below a post about a terrifying sea created living in a complex tubular shell that looks like a worm with a cthulu face on the end
music video for shots by lmfao. they're all partying and drinking shots
a man named braco, who's called "the gazer" because he does healing sessions where he just stares at you in silence. in this picture, braco is gazing at you. i admit he is very friend shaped, i understand now.
picard saying metaphor in the darmok episode where aliens communicate in metaphors
picard saying metaphor is season 5 episode 2 darmok
a frog in a little chair reading a book next to an estrogen vial and some tiny mushrooms, underneath a Japanese maple tree
a picture of a little garden, a toy frog is reading a book in a rocking chair next to a used estrogen vial. a strawberry hangs overhead
zim from invader zim saying i have a mighty need in a dramatic fashion
sandwich cut diagonally
drawing of a boat with several people manning it, a small pleasure craft. text: A YACHT OF 5000 YEARS AGO. M. de Morgan and Meir, and now at Gizeh. The sails of this boat were probably not made of ramie cloth, and it is evident that they do not set with that graceful smoothness that characterizes the sails of the present era; still, the striking similarity in the general model of the hull will be apparent to every one. This ancient boat is, so far as known, the only one which has been preserved with its original rigging, and dates from the Eleventh or Twelfth Dynasty, or about 3060 years B. C. Everything about yacht building that is known must not be credited to the nineteenth century.
a painting, hand made. posibly unfinished. there are two halves. on the left, bart simpson is portrayed crying into the sleeve of his purple sweater. on the right, plankton from spongebob is gazing at him adoringly, smiling, and holding out a heart. under bart, in pencil is written just end it all...
a plastic spider in the shape of a disco ball reflecting the blue sky, standing in a garden
Third among the harpooneers was Daggoo, a gigantic, coal-black negro-savage, with a lion-like tread—an Ahasuerus to behold. Suspended from his ears were two golden hoops, so large that the sailors called them ring-bolts, and would talk of securing the top-sail halyards to them. In his youth Daggoo had voluntarily shipped on board of a whaler, lying in a lonely bay on his native coast. And never having been anywhere in the world but in Africa, Nantucket, and the pagan harbors most frequented by whalemen; and having now led for many years the bold life of the fishery in the ships of owners uncommonly heedful of what manner of men they shipped; Daggoo retained all his barbaric virtues, and erect as a giraffe, moved about the decks in all the pomp of six feet five in his socks. There was a corporeal humility in looking up at him; and a white man standing before him seemed a white flag come to beg truce of a fortress. Curious to tell, this imperial negro, Ahasuerus Daggoo, was the Squire of little Flask, who looked like a chess-man beside him.
arnold from total recall out on mars, his face is expanding grotesquely under the near vacuum of mars, mirroring the way trump and rfk jr look while under normal atmospheric pressure on earth
pam from the office saying they're the same picture
3 batteries, now with a 380 milliamp hour battery in between
two lithium ion batteries one 1000 milliamp hours, and one 100 milliamp hours