Bean Ponderer

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I;m thinking about thos Beans

A tourist attraction that is an upside-down White House.
A verbose review of a lighthouse in Chicago that goes at length praising the structure's historical import.
A billboard campaign run by the National Association of Manufacturers in the 1930's boasting that America had the world's highest standard of living. Famously, 25% of Americans (and the number was closer to 50% for Black Americans) were unemployed during the Great Depression.
The film A Hologram for the King, starring Tom Hanks.
JoJo, the hideous freak mascot of Jewel Osco, smiles at you from a container of "JoJo's sweet and salty mix"
Two statues depicting Abraham Lincoln as a suave, seated genius and Stephen Douglas as a little troll man with funny hair.
The word they has slammed into the first world trade center tower, black smoke billows forth. The word them looms from off screen, its fated massacre with the second tower assured. A frog with a tie explains that a second pronoun has hit the towers to Billy Everyteen, an innocent lad of 9 Summers. He holds a baseball bat and a glove (for baseball). America weeps.