Beans.Simon

@beanssimon.bsky.social

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I'm just a trans dude being me.

A terrible picture of the moon. That's how you know for sure it's not AI.
A black cat sitting under a lit Christmas tree amongst the presents.
A candle holder with the remnants of a red candle on the bottom. In a dried wax puddle sits two balls with a flat circle above it. In the center of the circle is a black wic.
Sign with images from Southern Utah, including the red rocks and a dune buggy and a man biking. The words say: How to Poop in the desert We all do it. But what's the best way? Dealing with Your waste is an important part of your Southern Utah Trip. These are the top three options when you have to go Outhouses Portable Toilets Wag Bags Pack it out Take portable toilets to dump stations. Take wag bags to waste stations or identified containers in Moab. Don't put Wag bags and trash in outhouses. Catholes are illegal In the desert, there's very little water. Buried poop + toilet paper bag down very slowly and contain pathogens which spread disease. You should always plan on packing out your poop and toilet paper. Poop with a plan. Canyonlands (And some illegible words)
A small red box of chicken wings. It's open and the words "it's finger lickin' good" are printed on the front.
A screenshot of Google maps. A route is plotted from "Your Location" to "Work" and the map has a blue route that cuts across much of the United States, leaving Northern Utah, going through Wyoming, Nebraska, Kansas. Missouri, Illinois, Kentucky, Tennessee, and ending in North Carolina. That route is labeled 1 d 7 hr. An alternative route splits off in Northern Missouri, goes through Illinois, Indiana, before dropping down through Kentucky and Tennessee and ending in North Carolina. That one is labeled 1 d 8 hr. Below the map is the Drive times. By car, it's 31 hr. By train/public transport it's 2 days. By walking it's 31 days. By bike, it is 8 days. The command to avoid tolls is checked. It also said that the total distance is 2,042 miles.
White man wearing pink and otherwise bright colored 80s workout clothes, including a visor and a green fanny pack and arm band. He's standing on one leg and posing as if he were a Ken doll. There's a dog sitting at his feet.
A white dog is laying on a blue and white blanket and is staring off to the side. He has floppy ears with tiny brown spots on him.
A white man wearing a black shirt and glasses lays in a blue and green hammock with a medium sized white dog tucked under the man's arm. The dog appears to be smiling.
A white man wearing a green hoodie and glasses smiles as a white dog places his head against the man's neck and cheek.
A medium sized white dog sitting outside on a sunny day and smiling at the camera. The dog is a mutt and you can't really tell what breed he is. He's wearing a maroon harness and attached to a leash. The legs of a white man wearing flip flops are seen at the top of the photo.
White dude in black shirt smiling at the camera while laying in a blue and green hammock with a medium sized white dog laying tucked in his arm.
Screenshot of a news article headline and image from The Hill. Headline says: White House UFC event set for June, weigh-ins at Lincoln Memorial. Image is Trump talking to a bald white man with a crowd behind them and a chain link fence in front of them.
Words: 2 years since top surgery! 8/29/23 8/29/25 Image 1: picture of a Caucasian man in a hospital bed and hospital gown holding a Styrofoam cup with a straw. There's a hint of bandages sticking above the hospital gown. Image 2: the same Caucasian man with slight stubble and a sweater that makes it clear he has a flat chest
Sausages and roasted onions and peppers on a pan with tongs.
White dog sleeping on his side on a pile of blankets
Image of Simon, a white man with glasses and brown hair and the hint of a beard.
The head of a Caucasian man pokes out from under a white dog. Both man and dog are laying in a hammock.
White Man with glasses wearing mock Viking armor.
A medium sized white dog is sticking it's tongue out and shoving his head into the face of his owner, a white man with glasses.
A white terrier mix dog sitting on a couch with a messy background.
A between haired trans man wearing a shirt that says human kind in rainbow colors cuddling a white dog
White dog sleeping on a lap