The Real Beardium

@beardium.bsky.social

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A picture of a young Dick Van Dyke
A small pile of plastic seals from old bottle caps
Resin turtle keychains with image inserts in the shells. One is dark blue with a crescent moon image, one is a bronzey-copper with an old world style map image, another is gold with a mandala image in the shell.
A picture from my backyard of the wildfire smoke hanging over the Ohio River and hills
A mentally challenged woman scoops diarrhea from a bowl to eat it.
A man wearing a magnifying headlamp. The lens makes his eye look much larger than normal. He looks like a bearded minion
A horror movie puppet with a dead eyed stare
A graphic featuring a picture of Tom Cruise as Iron Man, and Robert Downy Junior as Iron Man. The above caption reads, "Tom Cruise wanted $25M and creative control for Iron Man. Marvel cast Robert Downey Jr. for $500k instead."
Me and my sister on some mid-90s Easter Sunday morning
Old lady nightmare puppet from Mr. Roger's Neighborhood
Rav4 with the driver's side front end wrecked
A selfie of a guy
Scientists discover an organism that's neither alive nor dead
A desicated corpse walks in a meadow
West coast rappers as nesting dolls
A boxweiler dog sleeps on a dog bed
A film negative style photo of a man yelling
A statue with a stoic expression
A group of nine pictures of a Princess Peach figurine highlighting her weird facial expressions because of inaccurate paint application
A picture of someone painting lily pads with a plastic bag
That overused pic of a painting of a guy standing at a town hall meeting or bingo parlor or whatever the fuck
Bare passenger side floorboard. The sunroof leaked and the carpet had to be removed.
A screenshot of an Amazon product review that says, "when taking you do urine more often which is very important versus not be able to urine"
A Chuck E. Cheese game token that has an image of Chuck E Cheese surrounded by the words, "Where a kid can be a kid."
A screenshot of a post by Trump on truthsocial that says, "I am the most disrespected president ever!!!"
Nine small resin frogs of various colors sit on a white mat.
A blue with gold leaf resin turtle that has a keychain attached to it
A turtle laying in the grass
A picture of a cardboard cutout of Billy Idols head with a sign next this face that says, Hey little sister! New items to the rack!
A group of small turtle molds being prepared for resin. They are various colors.
A screenshot of a tweet that says "Curbstomping Stuart Little and watching his head explode like a grape"