J Beardly

@beardlywine.bsky.social

148 Followers 182 Following

Wife guy from Wisconsin, late 30's, mtb/gravel/urban cyclist, homebrewer, iPod modder, hobby farmer.

cartoon character wearing hat that says "thinking cap" saying "this fucking sucks actually" while gesturing towards a hot dog wearing sunglasses on a skateboard which has an arrow pointing at it saying "(literal coolest thing ever)"
Bob Odenkirk saying "she's beautiful, but she's dying"
Absolute unit of a hot dog held in hand, held up in front of the Costco food court menu. Image found on google.
FBI task force officer Christopher Betts said in the court document that Proper’s mother called police in Ohio last Wednesday to express concerns about her son due to “recent conduct,” including firearms purchases and communications with “random” individuals online.
Mitch Hedberg
TV broadcast of Giro d'Italia bicycle race showing the king of the mountain points standings. All rider names include their country's flag but no mention of which team they ride for.
Rorhwasser ranked 796th on the larger board, and the Patriots cut him in camp shortly after a cycle of news focused on his white supremacist tattoo, which had been discovered by Justis Mosqueda of Acme Packing Company during the draft and had been removed by Rohrwasser a few months later.
Headline "Glenn Beck Is Sorry About All That" from 2016 when the New York Times gave him a chance to pretend to not like trump and pitch his grift to liberals, before he went back to full MAGA.
Bobby Hill exclaiming "My God! That is one heck of a deal"
Death in June album cover featuring a large totenkopf "death's head" Nazi emblem.
A bowl of Japanese curry with rice and a sliced pork Katsu cutlet on top, with a mug of homebrewed saison next to it
Album cover of Liquid Swords by GZA/Genius
Cover art of Pink Floyd's The Piper at the Gates of Dawn.
A hand holding the CD "all the footprints you've ever left and the fear expecting ahead" by the band envy in front of a 301 disc CD changer
Map of Luxembourg overlaid with Lichtenstein, Andorra, Malta, San Marino, Monaco, Singapore, and Vatican City all fitting inside its borders.
Monster energy drink in an aluminum can-shaped bottle with cap.
(exterior shot of police station) "tonight's episode: THE WRITER'S BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH"
NY Times piece from November 2016 with the headline "Glenn Beck is Sorry About All That" above a photo of Glenn looking like a smug dipshit blatantly trying to maneuver a grift
Tweet by Rob (@OkButStill): crumbster: Hi, hawaiian bread forum newb but i've enjoyed it for years. Got a loaf of Lewis (budget fav) today. It seems not as sweet lately? anyone else notice this? Lee (Mod): Well, l'd link you to the rules, but you must have read them and decided to break every single one 12:19 PM 02 Mar 22· Twitter Web App
A 7th generation ipod classic with aftermarket blue faceplate (matching rear shell not visible), displaying the song "Not Broken" by Alan Sparhawk with Trampled by Turtles. It has 512gb of flash storage, 40,000+ songs, and a battery that can play for days.
A bottle of Celebrator Doppelbock with a small plastic ram ornament hanging around the neck.
Jack White performing at Cactus Club in Milwaukee, October 2024
Two duplicate pictures of Homer Simpson, one highlighting the way his hair makes the letter M and his ear making the letter G.
A man stands on a stage with a woman seated across from him and the words "There All Is Aching" appear on a screen behind them.
Meme of Japanese Parliament members crowding a microphone with one man speaking into it with the overlaid text "WOULD"
A nesco cooker full of diced tomatoes, onions, peppers, and garlic.
Quinn Simmons wearing a USA national champion jersey with stars and stripes, he has long hair and a ridiculous mustache.
Screen from season 2 of The Rehearsal: Nathan Fielder sitting at a table in a large hall, in the background are blue banners with the Paramount logo in a manner evoking Nazi banners.
A cluster of wires with a new end crimped and soldered on
Android system prompt: "NYT Games Do you want to uninstall this app? Cancel OK"
A cardboard produce box of sealed mason jars filled with bloody mary mix: 21 pints, 3 quarts, and 3 12oz.
A Nesco-style roaster oven filled with tomatoes, along with some carrots, onions, celery, green peppers, jalapenos, garlic, parsley, and a couple bay leaves. They are only slightly cooked.
Google search result ai overview explaining that "60 medium tomatoes would weigh approximately 26.7 to 30 pounds (12.1 to 13.6 kg), as 3 medium tomatoes roughly equal 1 pound." because their fucking garbage ai is worthless and apparently can't handle simple math.
Still from a sketch in season 1 episode 3 of I Think You Should Leave. Tim Robinson has a mustache and is in the middle of yelling, caption is "Magicians Suck!"
A mountain bike, fully loaded with cargo packs and water bottles, lying on the ground at the side of the road
A green robot with a very human-looking face holding a microphone in front of a brick wall; it is KENN the "AI comedian" from Conner O'Malley's Stand Up Solutions comedy special.
A green robot with a very human-looking face holding a microphone in front of a brick wall; it is KENN the "AI comedian" from Conner O'Malley's Stand Up Solutions comedy special.
Photo under the hood of a car: one larger and two smaller black wires with eyelets the end, all on a single stud and held down by a black nut.
Google results showing news stories under the header "News for dead racist" featuring multiple stories about hulk hogan's death
A still from the movie Inglorious Basterds where a man holds up his index, middle, and ring fingers to order three of something, and facing him is a Nazi official with a look of recognition on his face because he knows that's not the way Germans signal three with their fingers. Context is trump is trying to make an argument for something he doesn't know shit about.
Screenshot of Nathan Fielder on June 9, 2020 quote tweeting Austin police department. The police tweet reads: "We can’t express enough how grateful we are to serve you, Austin. Our officers have been working around the clock during these unprecedented times and thank everyone who took the time to write and make our day a little brighter. #OneAustinSaferTogether #Thankful" The police tweet photos include a banner which says "thank you for your service", a pile of thank you cards, and two police smiling reading the cards, as well as a full size photo of the same pile of cards many of which feature a handwritten "thank you" and seem to all feature a very distinctive capital letter T. Nathan's quote post reads: "I know how it feels! I can’t express how grateful I am to serve my fans. I’m overwhelmed by how many people took the time to make my day a little brighter." Nathan's tweet contains three photos: a pile of thank you cards with handwriting containing a very distinctive letter Y in the word "you" on every card, several large sacks each with a printed page taped to them that says "MAIL", and a picture of him looking at a thank you card and smiling.
A Lukr brand beer faucet disassembled and spread over a gray towel
Tim Robinson pointing a pistol from his episode of The Characters on Netflix, in a sketch with many references to a "paint job"
Old twitter screenshot of Charlie Daniels' timeline: Charlie Daniels Charli... .10/10/18 Benghazi ain't going away! Charlie Daniels @Charlie... 10/9/18 Benghazi ain't going away! Charlie Daniels @Charlie... 10/8/18 Benghazi ain't going away! Charlie Daniels @Charlie... 10/7/18 Benghazi ain't going away! Charlie Daniels Charlie... .10/6/18 Benghazi ain't going away! Charlie Daniels @Charlie... 10/5/18 Benghazi ain't going away!"
A variety pack of 0% alcohol white claw: 12 cans for $18.99
The character Curly, member of the right wing Sons of Albion terror organization, from the show Slow Horses.
Donald Trump with his arm around Melania, standing next to Jeffrey Epstein with his arm around Ghislaine Maxwell
Tweet by Brian Krassenstein: "While many of you are likely yelling "GO PATRIOTS" or "GO RAMS!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!""
An ipod screen listing the artists: Godspeed You! Black Emperor Godspeed You! Black Emperor & Low Golden Donna Goo Goo Dolls Goon Moon Goose Gorguts Gorillaz Grace Ives
Screen from Arrested Development, with Michael Bluth saying to Tobias Fünke: "Okay, you know what you do? You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day. I think you're going to be surprised at some of your phrasing."