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acting in an official capacity on behalf of her majesty's government

Keir Starmer answering the question "can you lower the price of mini eggs?" With "I get this question a lot on TikTok"
A man asks 'you got into minas tirith?' Grond responds "what, like it's hard?" LEGALLY GRONDE
Tweet by Timothée Inshallahmet @heauxrgeoisie the gooner is a modern ascetic whose solitary goal is escaping samsara not through deprivation, but through depravation. rather than deny and restrain pleasures of the flesh, mindfulness is achieved through excess. to goon and bate is to gnosticize and extricate
Three pikmin looking at a big yellow blob of water PISS
Illustration of Dong Zhuo with the caption "it's Dong Zhuover"
Clive Rosenthal from FFXV(I?) With a crude speech bubble
A rainbow lorikeet (a parrot with a blue head, a red-orange breast and green wings) amid a green bush. In the background another lorikeet is eating.
Jay (from "and silent bob") saying "I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER" into the camera
A Komodo Dragon sat, legs spread with its back to the camera, turning its neck and head around to look at the camera. It can only be described as "inexplicably cunty"
Macron, rught, with a dishy bodyguard
A feline guard in armour, looking surprised as a blade bursts from his chest. Behind him, a chicken in a headscarf is smoking a cigarette and saying "hello puddins"
An obama-style "hope" campaign poster depicting a chicken with horn rimmed spectacles & a cigarette The text reads RHONDA
Selfie of me with incredibly frizzy hair
Geronimo the alpaca with the text "from hells heart i stab at thee"
Me, a shirtless white dude with a hairy chest, standing in a green firld. There's a scythe on my shoulder
A large crowd of protesters outside Adelaide Town Hall with one of them having my face - the one with a sign saying 'stop culling urban habitat' The caption is "BIG? Seriously, please."
Guy in a jumper that reads "Big Dick Is Back In Town"
Tweet by @fatdragmeatball "I want British plastic surgery. They aren't afraid to push the limits of what We consider a human face."
A toilet next to two urinals with no dividing walls
Me, shirtless, pit exposed
Me, a scruffy bearded white man in a black tank, pointing at a giant novelty England flag necklace in an American supermarket. Above me, the text "baby"
7 wacky waving inflatable tube things in pride colours on the roof of The Eagle
Ser Charibert FFXIV with a BBC breaking news alert, "SICKNESS MUST BE PURGED"
Two lizards on a stone lantern, the one on top has an orange head & tail, one on the side is darker
A lizard sits amid greenery
Green lizard on a tree
My husband, left, a smiling man with a salt & pepper beard, makes the bunny ears behind our mascot, Cuddles T Koala, centre. I am on the right, smiling. We're all saturated with orange light
I can't go on I'll go on In red and white neon
Kermit with a speech bubble
Jesus's face over the face of a man in hospital, a text saying "i lived bitch"
My hair, a very frizzy mohawk with some curls im it. I'm at the beach and the fade is obviously extremely fresh
Spice girls promo cover with the text replaced with "my meds make it hard to cum"
Ela's tweet followed by Eris', "forgot to take my make up off last night and woke up looking like beetlejuice"
Me with v scruffy beard & hair
The inside of Fallingwater's living room with fireplace & cauldron kettle
Branm Stark from GoT with a speech bubble
NOTICE Alligators are common in this area. They can be dangerous and should not be approached, frightened or fed. Please give them the respect they deserve. KEEP YOUR DISTANCE
A woman in bed with a Pipe, discovered by her partner. "Darling, it's not what it looks like!"
Veronica from Riverdale toasting, "To Vughead becoming canon."
Lizard with a blue tail
Old man saying "go back to the sex cave like nature intended!"
Olly Alexander in a feathery top but I drew a beard on him and he looks like me
French Dandy but make it Draggier
Sourpuss, who I can only describe as "Old Gregg with a sunburn" in this makeup, doing Love Shack
Moray eel
An alligator
A WHALE SHARK
A moray eel
A rainbow harness that has SO. MANY. RHINESTONES.
Jack Donaghy in 30 rock saying "thats Republican. We count those."
A denim shredder top. What yhe tuck.
An anime girl in a Crows hat, holding farmers union iced coffee, in front of a car stuck on the o-bahn ADELAIDE MENTIONED
A tank / shredder with a Dr Who logo and "i didn't choose the Whovian life. It grabbed me by the hand and whispered "run"
Cyclops from the x men with a speech bubble of the quoted post
A shop sign for PONCE City Market
A graveyard in a green field, the sun obscured by clouds above
George Lucas but his head is replaced with the dastardly visage of Ian Fay
Me, reaching upward through an octagonal skylight to a forested sky. Behind me are trees.