Bearji

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A melee of horrendous hogwash and of fertile inventions of inane esoterica.

A screenshot of Joe Pera Talks With You with Mark Borchardt saying "Yeah, I'd see a show about rats."
The opening screen of Ghosts n' Goblins. Arthur and Prin Prin relaxing in a graveyard.
Hyakkimaru and Dororo
Raiden in Metal Gear Rising slicing a billboard-baby in half Zandatsu-Style
CLAIMS TO BE PRO-LIFE Lindsey Graham overlaid on top of Mitch McConnell
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A screenshot of a randomly generated character background in ADOM "Your parents ... loved you and cared for you," "In your childhood you were tortured by your cruel parents."
A google search result for the Wikipedia page for Shiren the Wanderer. The photo is of one time composer Koichi Sugiyama rather than the game's logo or protagonist.
Crunchy ass looking sprites from a bootleg SF2 DOS rom with E. Honda fighting "Andy" (Terry)
A cursed hemp saddle A saddle for mounting riding pets. It can be equipped to Back. It makes it easier to ride you.
Quake screenshot of a player swimming in toxic slime
Tumblr Ask "girl help i'm turning 30 in a few days and i've done fuck all with my life" "fuck all is a classic 30 year old thing to do. youre right on track"
A screenshot of the R-Type Tactics page on Steam with the trailer paused during a shot of a release scheduled for Summer 2023 and the actual release date of June 2026 highlighted.
BoneBone the cat, when he drinks water!!!
A boss fight in the game Path of Exile 2. The boss performs a few attacks which the player dodges, after which they proclaim "You are not worthy!" then slams the ground, causing the game to crash.
Sewing man, in the style of Caravaggio
The creepy brother from River's Edge telling his buddy to go get his Nunchuks
An edited panel of Lex Luthor in a robe holding with two fluted glasses with the dialogue bubble edited to quote that one Gabe Kidd promo "Excuse me whilst the coldest white boy in the game speaks a little Nippon Go tonight."
FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper identifying a hog.
Eat blood? Yeah that means Ur a Dracula OR. Those Feratu....
Bison doing a Head Press in Street Fighter 4
Eowyn as illustrated by Frazetta. Eowyn is garbed in a skin tight mail tunic with rondels, girt with a broad decorated leather belt, bracers, and an ornamented helmet, with exposed thighs.
A pair of hands meeting for a handshake with Claude in the middle.
An image of Shigeru Miyamoto awkardly altering his quote that "A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad" to be about Sword & Sorcery Anthologies and attributed to "Shigeru the Cimmerian". Miyamoto is edited to be wearing a barbarian's helmet and sword.
A chimpanzee draped in a red blanket
Mick Foley with a "Mr. Sicko" Sock Puppet
Jack Quaid as Max Payne
A buggish enemy grasps Thing's stones.
To speak of the future, as though it has already been decided, is to surrender the one thing that actually matters. You are surrendering your agency. The question is not whether AI will shape the world — it will.
A copy of The Secret History of Twin Peaks on a bookshelf next to a carving of a bear. The title has been edited to say "Peak Twinks."
The Thing in MARVEL Cosmic Invasion dressed in his UCWF Wrestling singlet
A screenshot of a dialogue box in Elminage ORIGINAL stating: "You've been imprisoned by a malicious oldschool dungeon master."
A fake fifty dollar bill advertising anti-circumcision stuff.
A japanese earthenware vase patterned with a parade of various insects, lizards, and frogs.
Jay White and The Gunns of the Bang Bang Gang beseech Darby Allin to reconsider his lifestyle choices (being a skeleton and using a water slide).
EU Calls VPNs a 'Loophole' that 'Needs Closing' in Age Verification Laws
"AI-powered game engine"
ISAIAH CASSIDY IS GONNA POUND. THAT. ASS ISAIAH CASSIDY YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA POUND MY ASS ON CHRISTMAS NIGHT??
A distinctly cheap looking 3D render of a buff dude on the ground holding a pistol with his ass up in the air and a smaller fella behind him using his cheeks as a mount for his sniper rifle.
Tony Schiavone saying, of Kevin Knight, "Man, that thing is thick, and he just whacked it!" Kevin knight writhes on the ground and clutches his lower abdomen and groans.
a cat utterly distraught at the eschewing of its beloved dinkus
A copy of the book Merynthia's Master propped up on a bookshelf by a godziller. (Flanked by an issue of New Edge Sword & Sorcery issue 6 (also with a cover illustrated by Goran Gligovic) and a copy of Matthew John's Within the Weeping Eye (also good) that fell over before I took the picture and I liked the photobomby framing of)
An interact prompt from Stalker 2 saying "Cant sleep (status ailment)"
Various netsuke carvings.
A screenshot from the film Conan the Barbarian. At night in a city, Conan and Subotai listen intently to a peddler telling them about Thulsa Doom's cult: "Two, three years ago, it was just another snake cult."