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Carter Pewterschmitt from Family Guy, sitting in a way where his body is forming an obtuse angle.
Todd in the Shadows’ Bsky post reading “Truly the World Cup brings us together, and/or inflames decades-old territorial disputes” Below it Caddicarus posted around the same time a picture of he and his dog watching the World Cup. Captioned “World cup bros⚽️”
“Could you imagine if prediction markets had been around during the Jon Benet Ramsey and OJ Simpson cases… 😬”
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The Sims social relationship meter decreasing.
A photo of The Greenflecting Swamp in DC
Billy and Mandy meme of Hass Delgado talking to Irwin. First frame Has says “Nobody is born cool.” Second frame he adds: “Except of course.” Third frame shows an edit of my own fursona with text next to it saying “Left Xitter at the start of the ‘Let that sink in’ saga.” Fourth frame shows Has looking on in admiration.
Jimmy DeSanta, from Grand Theft Auto V.
Hal from Megamind saying “There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no ‘reasonable’ republican!”
“First time” meme.
The poster for the new Gore Verbinski movie Good Luck Have Fun Don’t Die, showing the main character with a bunch of wires a names of the cast coming out of the top of his head.
Old Bsky post of mine, from March 13, 2025, reading “I feel like Americans need to prepare for the very real possibility of famine in the near future…”
Clip from “The Last of Us,” video game of Tess saying “that is a stupid idea,” and shooting Robert.
A panning shot in my room, showing a bubbling drink, with dry ice in it, and my cat looking intensely at it.
Glass with dry ice in it with code red Mountain Dew being poured into it, creating a white cloud.
Mrs. Claus, from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, who is the “Head-Head Vampire.”
Screenshot from an interview with actor Tim Curry, next to a Muppet version of himself, dressed as he was for his role as Long John Silver.
The fictional band “Pizza Party” from Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends.”
Menu from Texas vegan restaurant “Vegeria.”
Edited version of the frame of Reese, now edited to read “Yeah? Well, you don’t deserve to be a billionaire!”
Frame from Malcolm in the Middle of Reese being held by his shirt collar by a large man in front of an ice cream man. Reese says “Let go of me, I just want some damn ice cream!”
Listing for a game show on Tubi called “The 1% Club.” Premise reads “Contestants vie for a prize by trying to answer questions that only 1% of the population can.”
Interview clip of Weird Al questioning Kevin Federline and asking him “When did you first realize that you had absolutely no talent?”
The character I.R. Baboon roasting a chicken over a fire, while playing solo ping pong outside a trailer.
Scene from the Malcolm in the Middle episode “Buseys Run Away,” of a group of disheveled kids sitting around while police and investigators look around the scene.
Footage of allegedly Luigi Mangione aiming a silenced pistol.
Scene from Scary Movie of the police chief giving a press conference where he basically shrugs off the teenage murders as “shit happens.”
Brian Griffin
Clip from Cow and Chicken of Cow with a Clown, inhaling helium from a balloon and talking funny.
Titan from Megamind with an edited caption saying “There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no ‘reasonable’ Republican!”
Scene from I Am Weasel of The Red Guy explaining his childhood trauma involving cutting his hair and that he didn’t want a “regular boy haircut,” because he “wasn’t a regular boy.”
Grey cat playing with a toy fish in an empty cardboard spinach box.
Frame of the characters I.R. Baboon and I.M. Weasel smiling presenting a baseball.
Frame from the Cow and Chicken episode “The Ugliest Weenie,” showing the kids dressed as sausages.
After the supreme court's decision today I would unironically support democrats ending white Americans' right to vote for the next century, and I'm white. If white Americans want to continue to have a louder voice than everyone else, maybe they should have that voice taken away for a time? So they can have a taste of what real discrimination is like.
Framed and folded American flag with a sign underneath saying “Land of the Free, BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE.” This statement is false.
Stephen Miller’s disgusting, racist wife pretending to be in fear of her life, at the recent staged Trump assassination.
Greg from Over the Garden Wall looking alarmed and saying “you have beautiful eyes!”
Carl Weezer from Jimmy Neutron, with the edited caption “I don’t want to be ‘masculine’.”
Scene from the cartoon Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends of Bloo trying to emotionally manipulate Wilt, who responds in the most savage way: “I was just thinking about that and… well, the thing is… I really don’t care!”
Frame from a Serfs’ video showing Megyn Kelly giving a very generous interview with known pedophile, rapist Russell Brand.
Frame from Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends, of Frankie Foster looking disheveled, with a live possum clinging to her back.
Idiot developer for Bsky’s team, and A.I. dicksucker, Why.Bsky.Team showing they’re blocking me. I’ve never interacted with this loser ever.
Bluesky timeline showing posts with pictures, where the pictures are simply not loaded, a grey box taking the place of where they should be.
Noted nonhuman, Tucker Carlson laughing bigly next to Trump and Margorie Taylor Greene