Bebe Neuwirth (she/her)

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1966 white hard top Mustang, in excellent condition. She’s a gorgeous automobile.
A sign in a NYC subway car reads “The AI for Work. One prompt, job done” except the ‘d’ of “done” has been replaced by a piece of white tape on which the letter ‘g’ has been written. So the sign actually reads “The AI for Work. One prompt, job gone.”
A white plastic handled lint roller standing upright on a dark wood shelf.
A black house broom is lying on a city street next to the curb, as though it had been parked there like a car.
Black&white photo of a white woman with dark hair standing against a wall, hands in pockets, looking out a light window. She’s wearing SUNGLASSES.
The legs of a shorts wearing white man, sitting in a NYC subway car. Across his leg is a toy Viking helmet that has flags stuck into the sides.
Painting of a dancer, a white woman with black hair, sitting with one knee up to her chin, the other dangling. She’s looking down beyond her crossed wrists that are by her lap, one hand draped across her right foot.
A brown tabby cat sits on a chair facing us, looking directly into our souls, quite possibly judging us and all our life’s decisions including taking this photo of her.
The Empire Stare Building lit up in NBA Champion NY Knicks blue and orange lights.
A print ad that appears to be stating that Temu is selling everything in and of the United States. “Temu U.S. Clearance everything must go.”
3 white peony blossoms in a vase. They are well past their prime, fading and wilting, yet somehow staying upright and still beautiful, maybe more so for their obvious fragility.
Horribly defaced painting of Jesus
Extreme close up of a long-haired calico cat’s face. She looks as though she could be having diabolical thoughts, meticulously planning a revenge scheme. Or, her mind is completely vacant.
A squirrel on a green lawn, holding a slice of pizza in their front paws and eating it. Not photo shopped, not ai, it is absolutely real.
Smiling dark haired white woman standing in front of a poster for the new “Spider Noir” streaming series. The poster is a very film noir shot of Nicolas Cage walking down a steamy NYC street
Three peonies in a glass vase. Two have opened gloriously, the third is still a tightly closed ball. All three have speech balloons; the two opened blossoms’ balloons say “Hi!”, and the completely closed blossom’s balloon says “No.”
A group of leashed dogs, all different beautiful mutts, sitting on a city sidewalk, in a pack. One beauty is looking directly at us.
An exit stanchion in a building reads “Dramatic Exit.”
A Broadway playbill of A Chorus Line
A beautiful brown tabby cat looks at us.
The two front paws of a brown tabby cat are standing on a hard cover book. The book is titled “We’ll Prescribe You a Cat”, by Syou Ishida,
In a shop window, an enormous and elaborately decorated Easter egg, split horizontally, lies on its side. On one end are two grey bunny ears, flopped out (lifelessly?) from within the egg.
Close up of three white tulips in a vase. Point of view is looking slightly down into their fuzzy yellow centers. The sun is brilliant on them, highlighting the intricate patterns and textures of their petals.
A very short, wide tree stump in a grass lawn. Cradled within the roots of the old and greyed tree is a single dark purple crocus flower finding its way to the sun. Aren’t we all.
An elegant dinner setting with a salad. The salad is round and compact, there are two endive stems next to it, and together it gives the effect of a bunny rabbit.
Scruffy little light brown Border Terrier who IS ADORABLE, sitting looking straight on at us.
8 week old light brown tabby cat looking up at us. She’s extremely adorable.
Black & white photo of a concrete side of a somewhat dilapidated building that has graffiti written with spray paint. The graffiti reads “Time doesn’t exist Clicks exist.”
Dark-haired white woman in a sequined bathing suit kind of costume and high heels, grinning at us. She’s standing/posing in front of a giant clock, pretending to adjust the minute hand. It looks like it’s a photo from maybe the early 1950s or late 1940s.
Black and white photo of a tabby cat in full Brünhilde gear (winged helmet, breast plate of armor) staring off camera. Presumably toward some early 20th century churro-type treat.
Fluffy beige dog wearing sunglasses and a ruffle collar sits, stoic, facing a photographer. It is a professional photographer’s studio and set up.
A fluffy, caramel-colored dog is lying up on a sofa. She wears a party hat and white framed sunglasses. She does not look pleased.
On a city sidewalk, a pair of black, high-heeled, strappy shoes hang over the top edge of an old iron gate. Behind the gate are garbage bins. The shoes look as though they were carefully abandoned.
The word “zip-line” is printed in a simple black font on a light blue background. The text at the top of the image explains this is my Merriam-Webster 2026 Word.
Bottom of a computer monitor with the words “have no relation to reality” on the screen.
The Empire State Building on Christmas night, lit in green, red, and white. The spire is red and white striped like a candy cane.
A cute, fluffy, light beige dog is seated with her back to us. She’s looking over her shoulder, directly at us. She’s wearing a what looks like a corn on the cob gown. Yellow kernels, green husks.
A fluffy calico cat is perched within the little cave of a cat tower.
A tiny cup of ice cream with a plastic spoon sticking straight up in it.
Overhead photo of a black cup of hot chocolate. The foamed milk creates a heart in the chocolate. (Looks like a cappuccino only chocolatey)
An ad for Gotham Coffee Roasters coffee, on sale for a few days at 20% off. gothamroasters.com
Two women dancers holding silver tipped canes, wearing bowler hats, tuxedo jackets over tiny black dresses, and silver shoes with rhinestone buckles. They’re giggling together.
Golden sunset light through the silhouettes of skinny trees.
Two women with widened eyes, reading a book titled ‘How to Be Your Own Best Friend’.
A very beautiful white woman with impossibly long legs, kicking one of them high above her head. It’s not an athletic feat; it’s a gesture of elegance and joy.
A beautiful mahogany colored dachshund on a leash, wearing an “I Voted” sticker.
The Empire State Building lit in orange and green. Like a pumpkin.
A farmers’ market stall with many buckets of eucalyptus.
A NYC brownstone facade adorned with Halloween decorations and figures. 5 witches made of black tulle, skeletons, skulls, haunted human baby dolls, etc. Creepy and very well art-directed.
Cute light beige dog dressed as a Halloween ghost.
Tall tree in an urban backyard, its golden and red foliage continuing to show more and more.
Large orange pumpkin on the steps of an old building. On top of the pumpkin is a tiny pink (surprisingly life like) toy mouse looking quite lively.
Tall green tree behind apartment buildings in an urban setting. The very top leaves of the tree have been kissed by the beginnings of Autumn, and have turned golden.
In a sea of protesters at the No Kings march, a placard reads: Medicaid cuts kill, vaccines save lives.
The back of a man at a No Kings march, wearing a purple hoodie with the copy reading: Hands off Medicaid Protect our care!
Two smiling men making Peace signs with their hands, wearing pink tshirts that read: Yas queens Kings hell no. One man is wearing a hat that reads: Mama Gaga.
Smiling woman in sunglasses, at a protest with hospital workers at a No Kings march, with a sign reading: “Some cuts don’t heal”
A smiling, white, elderly man and woman stand with a hand made sign reading: “U.S. Constitution? Yes! Military Takeover? No Tanks!”
A small, squat pumpkin, with a long curved stem sits on an air conditioner in a window. The pumpkin is sporting googly eyes.
Clear plastic cup filled with two flavors of soft serve ice cream. A clear plastic spoon sticks straight up out of the ice cream.