Bex Revenge

@beccakemp.bsky.social

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Personal Coach. Burlesque Performer. Army EOD Veteran. Knitter. Trying to err on the side of compassion. I read a lot. Nashville, TN

Voicemail transcript: Good morning, Sarah Thompson calling from Iron View Financial. I work in underwriting. One of this in front of you before the day takes over. Trans Union and Equifax finished their June update, and your file came back with a preapproval for $41,270 hardship personal loan. No hard credit check. Same day funding available. Payments around $456 a month. What most people do with this pre-approval is consolidate everything. Visa, store cards, any balance carrying a high rate. One payment, lower rate, cards back to zero. It's just a cleaner way to run the finances, and honestly, a good move heading into the 2nd half of the year. Call me at 844-764-1409 when you get a minute. Ill give you the straight picture on exactly what you'd qualify for. Preapproval window closes today, Wednesday at 5 p.m. Again, 844-764-1409. Have a good morning
The labubu water bottle but in spring green, yellow, and pink
A black mailbox on a road with the flag perfect in between up and down
A group of showgirl making a curtain call tableau
A lady in a grey tank top with pink hot rollers all over her head looking unhappily at the camera
A screenshot of my recent calls, all of them spam risks
A flyer for Burlesque Open Stage in Nashville on July 2. It’s only $10 and it’s featuring me and about 9 other performers
The crotch of a pair of red panties being sewn on a sewing machine
Merry K Metzler • 23h Social experiments do not belong in our military & our tax dollars shouldn't be funding them. Reply 0 2 View previous replies... Su Holmes • 22h How do you think we got to serve, Merry? Reply G 凸 ⑦ View 1 reply Becca Kemp • 2h. by Author Babe you ARE a social experiment. Women have only been allowed to be active duty service member in the regular services since 1948, making them eligible for veterans benefits, it was not all that long ago. Reply 1 Merry K Metzler • 1h Весса Kemp we are a natural progression. Women have always been warriors in many different cultures over centuries. Gays, trans, etc are aberrations, different if you will, to the natural order. Lots of different pieces to the puzzle & this is only one of them. Reply
The back of a red Toyota featuring a TN Woman Veteran license plate that has been personalized with KBOOM I hate that she’s a white colonial lady holding a fucking musket but that’s TN for you
A promo image for the Dirty Nerdy Burlesque show starring me, Bex Revenge. I’m smiling as I recline against some pillow and my pale pink dress is in danger of falling off.
A photo of my juror badge clipped to the hem of my shirt
• ILLEGAL OBSERVATION: In the last year and a half, there have been more than a dozen documented cases of police officers using license plate reader cameras to track a love interest. (Futurism)
A very cold blonde lady standing on a NYC bridge with windblown hair
A narrow vertical piece of vintage floral embroidery hanging on a wall
A blonde lady with a rather extreme side part walking up the front steps to a house, she’s smiling and pointing at her black t shirt with floral script that says Chinga La Mira
A round area of iris flowers surrounding a tree, with two tone purple blooms
A tall adolescent male, imagine him with a blank affect intoning "Where's Claire?" His creepy ass dad (creepy both in the show and in real life) is hovering grossly at his side.
Me, a blonde lady in a plaid shirt with my sunglasses on my head smiling in the sunshine. An old ship with all the sails is behind me, plus blue skies and water.
A view of La Jolla Cove beach with like 40 sea lions lounging around and sea gulls flying
Screen shot of a notification from my bank charging me $7.50 from Coca Cola Consolidated for a damn little bottle of Diet Coke
A picture of the gas pump with a price of $928.35 for 178 gallons of fuel
A promo image for Viola Vainglory presents Burlesk at Sid Gold's Nashville, March 11. Featuring Bex Revenge (me! a blond lady who is side eyeing you while trying to keep her dress from falling off), Schatzi Love (an adorable dark haired beauty giving you a cute little smirk as she lays on her side), and Tarte Nouveau (looking absolutely fierce with lots of red lighting, snarling at you, possibly putting a curse on you)
A clip of the medical report from my colonoscopy procedure, the patient's blood pressure, pulse The (See nurse's note for scope data) was int identified by appendiceal orifice and ileocecal The patient tolerated the procedure well. The - The entire examined colon appeared normal Findings: Add'l Images:
A queen sized bed covered in skeins of German sock yarn.
A picture of the waist of a beige tweed skirt, showing the Brooks Brothers label, the store tag with a price of $298, and the thrift store tag of $5.99 (which I only paid half today!)
A video of the digital clock on my stove blinking 12:41, indicating that after 11 long days, my house has electricity again.
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A list of zip codes and when NES projects that power will be restored. A lot of them have estimates of the end of next week
A red and yellow diagonally striped flag. I am dragging my anchor
A backyard with a light layer of snow covered with a not so light layer of ice. Large icy tree limbs have broken off by the fence line.
A picture from summer of 1996. A very young me is laying on some very green grass with my hand around the middle of a chubby baby who is wearing a silly hat.
A blond lady is smiling in a selfie. Palm trees are in the background and the sun is casting long shadows.
A not great picture of the view from my seat on the deck. My knees are visible then the slats of the railing, then the blue sky and the palms through the lowered sun shades
A guy in a wetsuit, freshly emerged from the bay, sitting on the stern of a boat, pulling lobster after lobster out of a bag. They are then wiggling and crawling all over the deck of the boat.
A picture of the book Excavations by Kate Myers
A can on Diet Coke sitting on a table with the blurry wall of coins in the USO lounge in the background
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CO - STAR TODAY YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE If your lover is honey, don't lick it all.
Afterwards Everyone who was visiting has gone What a relief to be alone again And how sad
A small sparkly can of Diet Coke hanging from a Christmas tree branch.
Goldie Hawn as Private Benjamin
A brown mug with a mound of instant grits in it. The paper envelopes from the grits are laying on the counter.
A middle aged white lady with glasses and a topknot posing in front of a door, she’s smiling and has her hand on her hip because she’s incapable taking a picture without doing so. She’s wearing a pink long sleeved top and teal yoga pants and sneakers.
The corner of a hotel room with a chair and a desk. There’s a poster sized framed photo on the wall of a palm tree on a beach.
CO - STAR YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE It's terrible now. It's also been terrible.
A table at the Indian restaurant with lots of naan and rice, tureens of navratan korma and paneer tikka masala, and a sizzling skillet of tandoor fish tikka
Yesterday 4:55 PM OK, I don't know what's going on but the majority of my leg muscles are cramping while I'm driving home and I'm like what the hell is going on Sent with Siril Dehydrated?? No idea I wouldn't think so. I've had coffee when I got up this morning. I had coffee at Chick-fil- A. I guess that is about all l've done, but I don't know. I don't know. Sent with Siri Have you had any WATER I can't tell you how many months it's been since l've drunk just water Sent with Siri Okay well it's a miracle you haven't had issues yet So you're saying I'm a miracle Sent with Siril
An orange bag of popcorn sitting on a kitchen counter. It purports to be thanksgiving stuffing seasoned flavored, a dubious claim.
My backyard with a pink splotch in the night sky behind the wooden fence
A text message from Grace > Today 9:53 AM It's Veterans Day! Thank you for being my inspiration and a badass! Love you lots
I'm smiling in front of a tall bushy bush that has red leaves and a few red berries. I've got sunglasses on my head, I'm wearing a light green shirt, I have black earbuds in, and I'm doing a fancy hand under my chin, except the hand in in a work glove.
A video panning across my backyard. It’s gloomy and foggy and everything is grey past the fence line.
A picture of one of my feet on a tile floor. I’m wearing a black shoe with snakeskin trim and a pointed toe, the other shoe is laying on its side in front of my toe.
Me dressed up as a sexy sloth, in a hallway with some guitars hanging on the wall