Tree Baconmeier

@beckemeier.bsky.social

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I like trees. That's it. That's the profile.

Closeup of a small brown mushroom growing amidst moss and pine litter
Dwarf brush cherry bonsai, loads of deadwood and exposed roots, under 4 grow lights
Rusted Root album cover from When I Woke
Sign below a display at the PA railroad museum. Only legible part reads "TRY YOUR HAND AT COUPLING"
Belvita crackers, listed for regular price $4.49. underneath is a sale sticker proclaiming, "Lower price, was $4.79, now $4.49"
Bald bearded Italian bonsai master Mauro Stemberger pictured next to an extraordinarily large semi-cascade juniper bonsai that is 99% deadwood.
Scam text about unpaid tolls
John Goodman as Walter Sobchek from The Big Lebowski
Yew branches covered in snow in front of a grey shed
Screen cap of text msgs, spammer asking if I have a moment for a brief conversation, and my reply asking why they want to talk about my briefs
In browser screenshot. Site:whitehouse.gov Error 404 displayed. The white house apparently has a custom 404 graphic. A looming 404 menacingly hovers over the white house, under which reads the text "PAGE NOT FOUND" under that, a button: GO GOME
Japanese black pine bonsai partially buried in snow.
My dwarf Alberta spruce bonsai, peacefully sleeping through winter
Headline from a Futurism article: "Google-Backed Chatbots Suddenly Start Ranting Incomprehensibly About Dildos
Screen shot of an article thumbnail from Advocate dot com with the headline "These 13 Democrats are the early top contenders for the party's presidential nomination in 2028"
3 skeets. From Micah, Link, and hammancheez, in the classic skeet-quote skeet-reply pattern. Chops were busted.
The Dude, Donny (stfu), and Walter at a bowling alley (not on Shabos. Walter doesn't fucking roll on Shabos).
Jeff Bridges as The Dude, abiding
Screen cap of 2 skeets. Both are about backflips. One into open sugar, the other about how cool they are.
A homemade bloody Mary in a pint glass, 2 over large ice cubes floating on top and two gorgeous crispy slices of bacon as garnish
Chest burster dancing to "Ragtime Gal" from the movie Spaceballs
A hideous life size Buddy from the movie Elf that looks like Jimmy Fallon for some reason.
The twin trunks of a maple, green canopy across a blue sky
A vaguely penile drawing of a peninsula, captioned in a child's scrawl, "Pennisula" Autocorrect did NOT want me to type that.
Goshin, America's most famous bonsai. It's an 11 tree juniper forest style. The tallest tree is almost 4 feet tall. The trees represent the artist's 11 grandchildren.
Two cats, one grey and one black, napping next to each other on a blue couch.
Movie poster from 1984s spy movie spoof Top Secret starring Val Kilmer
Screenshot of a wall of spam texts all from today. Most recent at 4:21PM
Selfie of me in my Lebowski 2020 hoodie (from 2018) prominently displaying an "I VOTED" sticker. A mighty weeping willow looms behind me as I do my best impression of a smile. As the kids are saying these days, "Let's GO!!!" .
Panoramic view of el yunque rainforest in Puerto Rico. It's a solid green ocean of beautiful plant life over rolling hills, fading off into the ocean at the horizon.
Starbuck the cat chillaxing
An incredible defoliated bonsai tree with incredible gnarly twisting trunk made up of mostly deadwood shot through with holes, it looks vaguely like some sort of squid monster.
Screenshot of a Spam text from Trump campaign that says, among other balderdash, "I can't win without YOU" My reply text: "God I hope that's true."
Picture of my 7 seven year old from behind, piloting a boat through LBI sound.
NPR headline "Trump kicks off a Pennsylvania rally by talking about Arnold..."
A greyish brown cat and Starbuck from Battlestar Galactica
Portrait of an old sailor in a Captain's hat smoking a pipe
Some bonsai trees, one knocked over, a black & white cat nestled in its shadow
Tree silhouettes in profile against a night sky glowing red with blue green accents
Old French tarot card of the fool, "Le Fou"
A grey cat sitting insouciantly upon a white comforter.
4 panel cartoon of Dad and child alligator talking. Kid: done know anyone famous?dad: well I have 10 thousand followers Kid: what? How? Dad: posting pictures of the cat Kid: oh. So Mewbert is famous
A maple tree branch stripped of leaves but for the end where virgin new leaves grow
Close up of a black cat's face, lounging on its side, tail covering one eye like some kind of skater perfume model from the 90s
Screen shot of the above two replies in this thread
A black cat in the dark attacking a cat toy
A grey tabby cat staring over the wreckage of several smashed toys
A badly edited photo of a grey cat jumping over some kid toys supposed to look like wreckage.
Cover photo from hip hop band Onyx's album BACDAFUCUP (1993)
Deadline Nightshade trefoil leaves
Up skirt photo of a twin trunk maple tree. It makes me happy.