Bee Lee

@bee-lee.bsky.social

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Crisp burrito connoisseur.

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Round sticker with text everyday anti fascist. The background is progress pride rainbow colors
Birria tacos and consomme.
No need to panic says this headline in a different Newsweek magazine.
Newsweek magazine from May 1980. Cover has a helicopter and headline Fiasco in Iran
Herblock cartoon showing two people sitting in front of bowls of dog food and candles suggesting they will be eating dog food. The man says (quoting the newspaper) "SECRETARY BUTZ SAYS THE PRICE OF STEAK IS JUST RIGHT" Butz was Richard Nixon's Secretary of Agriculture.
Corner of two postcards. One with a Japanese stamp with pink flowers. The cancellation mark is of a lantern with buildings inside and a bird. The ink is brown. The other stamp features a sweet gum tree lead. The cancellation mark is two birds with the word love between them. One bird holds a flower in its beak.
A girl in a blue skating dress traces figures on the hardwood floor of the roller rink in the early morning of an artistic roller skating competition.
A screenshot showing six different flyers on telephone poles, advertising, handyman, yard sales, and a cone that has gone missing from a pot shop.
A man and a woman. The woman is holding a gift from the man. The gift is wrapped in paper with illustrations of Elon Musk's breeding fetish.
An add for Quaaludes. The photo is a close up a distressed man's face.
A little girl covered in spots looks out the window and says, "Sant: have you had the measles?"
An apple on a deck. The apple shows signs of being eaten by a squirrel.
Gantt chart showing thanksgiving meal timing.
An advertisement for the Packard 120 from a 1940 Life magazine. It features the slogan" Packard 120: car of the personal pronoun!"
Cover of fifth edition of Oregon Geographic Names. In the background there is white text on a blue background. The center has a white box with the title, author and publishing info in red and blue.
A screenshot of a Keep note that says: "I just dumped that fun fact on you! Sorry!"
A rubber stamp and print from the rubber stamp with the text "his is what I did while the computer was down." In purple ink.
A large wheel of Rogue blue cheese.
A woman wearing a us space force uniform. The fit is very very bad. The Hem of the jacket is riding up. It looks like she's wearing men's pants on her hips, which means the crotch really is much too baggy.
Two versions of the Umpqua Bank logos. The first is very 1990s, angular and irregular. The second is the new logo. It is bubbly and symetrical.
Rainbow sticker that says everyday antifascist.
Peter (Robert Redford) is exhausted after walking up 6 flights of stairs. His wife Corie (Jane Fonda) says it's only five flights and the stairs outside are a stoop!
BMW with custom license plate that says Flippy. A woman's hand is flipping off, giving the bird to the car
Cybertruck with three anti Elon Musk stickers on the back. The license plate reads "got riz"
A bush that looks like a Godzilla-ish monster.
A cover of the book The Big Pets by Lane Smith. It features a gigantic cat in space and a small child wearing a long nightgown among the Stars.
Yellow spatula with the text "North Dakota Soybean Council" and a toll free phone number on the handle. The phone number leads to a phone sex hot line in 2025.
A light blue t-shirt with the image of a sun rising above a river valley that reads in yellow and green ink "values. Realization the we decade with Sydney. B. Simon." It's frustrating these days because so many shirts are print order rather than a nice quality screen print. I need more shirts like this.
A postcard. Front is an antique quilt. The back is addressed to Lisa Murkowski. It reads what the hell is wrong with you. You should know and do better for Alaskans and all Americans.
Mary englebright illustration of a blonde girl wearing a sailor suit throwing a punch. The text says pow! Punch a nazi
A yellow booklet with purple text reading "how to bulk boogie." The graphics have a"global village coffeehouse" style.
A sign on a window urging me to follow a radiology company on social media. A large Douglas fir is seen behind the glass. The sky is full of clouds. The results from this visit are not yet known.
A street sign reading SW Broadway on the sign blade. The other sign blade reads SW Harvey Milk St.
A sign on a post that says notice. Thank you for noticing this new notice. You're noticing it has been noted and will be reported to the authorities.
Chicken fried steak over hash browns, a biscuit and chili burger on a faux wood table in a classic dive bar. Fuck yeah!
A ballot and voter pamphlet from Multnomah County.
A cat sitting on a stool in a kitchen.
Image from the movie Best in show Parker Posey smiles and says we were so lucky to have been raised amongst catalogs.
Magazine page featuring covers of catalogs.
1983 Ladies Home Journal Magazine with Princess Di on the cover. She only looks plump because of the angle of the photo. She's lovely even with feathered hair.
People magazine cover from October 1983. The cover story is The Tragedy of Bobb Kennedy Jr. A shocking account of how heroin led him to the streets of Harlem - and a desperate flight for help. Also on the cover, a pre-nudes scandal story about Miss America Vanessa Williams.
Two small posters on the wall of a pizza shop. The top one features a cartoon cat eating pizza. The bottom one says "stop fascism before it takes root. Organize now. The text is red and black and appears to be screen printed or letter pressed.
Screenshot of a Fortune.com article headlined: Howard Lutnick gives top Cantor Fitzgerald jobs to his sons Brandon and Kyle.
Screenshot of SeatGeek showing a $2,584 ticket price for general admission to see Phish. There are 10 of these tickets available.
A car with three bumper stickers. Left reads honk if you're several lines of tiny unintelligible text. The middle has a beaver dabbing with the text Don't honk at me. I'm having a crisis. The right bumper sticker says I'd rather be slowly consumed by Moss.
Facebook post from the US army corps of engineers, Portland District. Features a childlike drawing of an action figure similar to an AI version that is going around the internet. The text reads wanted to do the action figure trend while being mindful of criticism towards AI. Technically we did use a little bit of AI artistic ingenuity but also zero energy data use. No copyright or privacy concerns. 100% authentic artistry. This is unfortunately not a real action figure you can buy. Sorry. The action figure is pointing which is something engineers are known to do according to the USACE.
Storefront with a stuffed pair of very wide legged jean.
A tweet from July 2021. Matt Walsh, right wing dick head saysmen shouldn't cry. Associate Pariah Dog replies: The only four acceptable emotions for men are Anger, Truck, Grief, and Sports, and here you are trying to get rid of Grief? This makes me either Trucky or Angry, I'm not in touch with my emotions so I'm not sure
Image from a 1963 issue of Popular Mechanics magazine showing a great way to dispose of used motor oil: dump it in a hole in the ground!
Image from the video game Oregon Trail with an ox and wagon with the text, You have died of dysentery.
A box with fancy glass plates and matching small coffee or tea cups. These were popular gifts in the 1950s through 1970s but no one ever used them, so at every estate sale, there's an original boxed set for sale.
Very tiny sticker on the back of a big dumb SUV that says, "HEY SNOWFLAKE IN THE REAL WORLD NOT EVERYBODY IS A WINNER THERE ARE NO "SAFE SPACES YOU DON'T GET A PARTICIPATION TROPHY SCREAMING DOESN'T MAKE YOU RIGHT NO ONE OWES YOU ANYTHING CRYING DOESN'T SOLVE PROBLEMS NOTHING IS FREE IN THIS WORLD PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SAY THINGS THAT YOU DON'T LIKE AND YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL"
A view of downtown. The pink 1000 Broadway building is glowing. The tree branches look dramatic against the twilight sky. Winter Rider No. 2, an abstract sculpture of a man riding a horse is seen in the left foreground. To the right is a bare tree wrapped in lights.
This image shows goats being trained for use in Alaska during the rush for the Klondike gold fields.