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Mystery Giants Theater 3000 sticker for donating to LYRIC, on top of Amazon knockoff mousepad that says “San Jose Giants”
Ah shit, here we go again.
Cover art from God Hates us All by Slayer, which was released on 9/11/01
Hawks are apparently shopping Jonathan Kuminga
Thomas Crooks
AI slop replicating the Giants slogan of “Nothing Like It!” with “This Team Fucking Sucks”
“What, me worry?”- David Adelman
Democratic congresspeople kneeling while wearing kente cloth. A performative gesture that accomplishes absolutely nothing
The Red Bull from the Last Unicorn
Purple cape, black tracksuit, black & white Nike Decades
Now Martin’s scoring off me! Oh, that’s it
Duran Duran playing “Girls on Film”
Back to school, Tony Vitello!
Back to School, Tony Vitello!
Ah shit, here we go again
John Lynch talking about using AI to draft. Lmao
Bonk! Go to horny jail
A campaign sign being repurposed with a handwritten note saying “Stop are country is being run by perverts what are you going to do about it” and “God? Where you at bro??”
Naomi Wolf saying “No!No!!
Bob Melvin, enjoying the start to the Giants season
Bob and Kelenna looking severely nonplussed
The College Dropout, by Kanye West
Or you could just take inspiration from Kanye West. "I really don't feel like there's been a tightness, like waiting for bad things to happen, or guys yelling at each other," Vitello said. "I just think there's been an •motional charge of really wanting to do well. If you ask Kanye - I think he's out with a new album —if you try hard, you die hard. Strange fellow, but he don't miss much on the music, not that you asked." There might be some Kanye in the Giants' victory soundtrack. Reporters don't enter the clubhouse for the first 15 or 20 minutes of the song mix. This correspondent can confirm
Mission accomplished
TONY VITELLO BACK TO SCHOOL
The Giants Hang in there!
TONY VITELLO GO BACK TO COLLEGE
Polar pop cup, a ubiquitous sight in the greater Phoenix area
The “you tried” star! Great job!!
The Athletic, supposedly tailoring to my interests, uses the hated “San Fran”. Which is objectively dumb but I don’t care
Freedom! Horrible horrible freedom!
Yahoo with the clear and accurate description “federal agents shoot and kill man”, ESPN describes it as a “confrontation”
🎶Byron Browne, the anti lawyer lawyer🎶
A star that says “you tried”
This post was fact checked by real American Patriots ✅ true
This is Steve Kerr, saying “hey guys! Guess who got yelled at!!”
Lloyd Christmas in an oversized cowboy hat.
Pat Spencer, looking nonplussed
From Zillow: This is your headline, this is the body text
Rick Barry after yelling at the crowd booing Joe Lacob
Amani Toomer rookie card
Jalen Green wearing a “taxation is theft” t shirt
Everyone’s favorite unhinged Warrior fan Jim Park calling Steve Kerr a criminal
Oh no, I’m turning into TK
AI slop of the warriors looking confused at a sign that says “how to shoot a basketball”
Steve Kerr shrugging his shoulders
AI slop showing the warriors confused about how to shoot a basketball
American Ninja
Pacers injury list is everyone
"I think I could be the white Shohei (Ohtani)," Brandin said inside a near-empty Chase Center earlier this month. "I think I could do both. Maybe not to the degree he can do it, but I think I could for sure do both. Pitch, play the field, hit, all those things."
The Stanford Tree (Warriors are playing the Clippers)
The movie “Heaven is for Real”
“I.O.U one brain. Signed, God”
The Blair Witch makes victims stand in the corner while the others are killed
A mouse pad that says “San Jose Giants” almost certainly made by a company ripping off MLB’s IP and not for the low A farm team. But it would almost be funnier if it was for an MiLB team