Bee ◡̈

@beefarting.bsky.social

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MSG Enthusiast, Putterer & Ambiguous Dabbler Available for birthday parties, weddings, and sacrificial cult meetings in the woods 🏳️‍🌈🌸🐶🫀🍊🌼🍰💒 https://instagram.com/beefarting 4 arts

bee sitting at a dinner table with a 25 birthday sign

bee in a car seat that’s reclined too far back, wearing white headphones and a red plaid dress. the imagine is slightly blurry.

officer down meme shoddily edited to say war criminal down

small fluffy white kitten next to a toy carousel. text says “i don’t have that dog in me i have a tiny little kitty cat kitymeowww mreewww :3 mreeepp meowww meeeeww :3 meow”

small disposable kids cup with a lid that says Islands fine burgers & drinks next to a larger teal water cup

a pug with a little bit of chihuahua and shar pei in her is sitting on a lap covered in a blanket and she’s looking sweetly to the left at someone off camera. there’s a signed family guy coffee table book looming ominously in the background but it’s not mine i swear

18 halloween party classics
now that’s what i call halloween
includes werewolves of london, monster mash, halloween theme, devil inside, dragula, and more!

weird framed photo with a real gauze background that depicts 3 human babies curled up in gossamer bags

blurry photo of the moon with a blue roof fop to the left and a palm tree and foliage to the right. there’s maybe a planet or something to the right but i don’t know what it is.

mott’s juice for literal children, box of frozen kid’s cuisine, ham and cheddar lunchables, and a michelina’s poppin’ chicken (it is stylized as “POP” with an apostrophe and then the letter “N” but i have a feeling a screen reader might not be able to say that correctly)

bee with a censored smiley potato fav holding a very large white onion towards the camera. they have tiny baby hands so it’s kind of a weird perspective but that’s fine

weird spam ad of an older man pointing at a bowl of blueberries that says “heart surgeon begs americans: stop doing this to your fruit”

covid test with two big ugly lines

bee with orange hair but they cant tell if one of her eyes is actually wonky or if it’s just dysmorphia so you’ll have to let me know

gatorade bottle with an itty bitty waist like she’s wearing a corset she’s fierce she slays also there’s a white dinosaur next to the scrub brushes by the sink in the background he’s pretty neat right

barbie doll with a pooper scooper and a dog that eats little magnetic poops and poops them out

bee with bleached hair and shitty unshaped growing in eyebrows and eye bags but it’s fine

disgusting sobbing creature

some big ass bug with big orange eyes on my doorbell cam

bottle full of amber liquid. Label says “Mount Gay barbados rum established 1793”

spotify top artists poster mimicking a coachella lineup.
MUMFORD & SONS, MITSKI, and ARCTIC monkeys are listed in large titles. Medium sized titles list Lord Huron, BOYGENIUS, Elton John, DJO, Phoebe Bridgers, JOJI, Noah Kahan, and Vamptie weekend. Small text lists Red hot chili peppers, george ezra, lucy dacus, the lumineers, imagine dragons, bon iver, Simon & Garfunkel, Gregory Alan Isakov, I don’t know how but they found me, cosmo sheldrake, wallows, bo burnham, mother mother, passenger, RAV, adventure time, matt watson, neon trees, hozier , lorde, catie turner, marcus mumford, chloe moriondo, half moon run.

at the bottom there is a “Basic score” that says 69.

white watery-eyed crying cat with hearts

bee!! in a car but do not worry they are not driving! because they don’t know how! hair is black and pulled back in a clip.

early 2022 bee with green hair

kroger butter its not margarine spread

everything is on my ugly gross-colored rug. chihuahua pug and etc mixed dog is peaking out from behind a furry mass i am holding, remnants of a non-stuffed owl toy. she rips them apart and eats them.

chaim topol as Tevye dancing while singing if i were a rich man

the onion satire paper volume 28 issue 17

a spam ad by “healthy living club” that says “blood sugar above 100? try this tonight.” the photo depicts purple colored bananas in a pan or perhaps a bowl, with a spoon full of rust colored powder looming above it

bees ID photo with all the information crossed out except for the word California, the photo, and the organ donor sticker.

a beefy pug and chihuahua mixed dog sitting on a brown rug is smiling up at the camera with a kooky look in her eyes fixated behind the camera. she is tan with black ears and a black face mask.

clown with a silly clown outfit sitting on a suitcase holding a laptop and dramatically pointing one finger towards the keyboard. he is ready to post, baby!

edge of a house showing the lawn, with a pattern of green grass with blurry edges and repeated identical dandelions

shane and ryan from buzzfeed unsolved. shane has been labeled to be “bluesky”, and ryan to be “unpaid volunteer devs”. text says: “i’ve deployed the changes. you didn’t deploy shit. i’ve deployed them.”

it’s just charlie brown, you know charlie brown! he’s just a little guy the peanuts guy

a one-eyed miniature pinscher laying on blankets holding a little stuffed pig, surrounded by socks because she loved to steal them

tiny chug puppy hugging a stuffed rainbow slothful that is bigger than her. she’s giving bombastic side eye.

Childhood bee, age 7, with very bad bangs. They are sitting on a rug on christmas morning 2006 holding an unopened Barbie in The 12 Dancing Princesses interactive dancing Genevieve doll from the movie that came out that year. Oddly specific.

bee sitting in the passenger seat of a car with their seatbelt on, wearing a pink shirt, rainbow glasses, and a gold necklace with the letter B on it.

Mitski’s bury me at make out creek (2014) featuring a closeup of a high-rise building with an open window

weird stick figure and another simply drawn creature absolutely demolishing a mango just absolutely fucking it up with ravenous hunger and reckless abandon

egg in frying pan headband

two pairs of fluffy cat ears with bells, one white and one black.

A photo from 2005. a pink barbie car is on a wood floor and is full of barbies without clothes. Mariposa is driving. gumby is in the front passenger seat, he IS a passenger princess.

eric andre shaking fence yelling “let me in. let me in!”

electric pencil sharpener with colored pencils

small papers of various colors with various words and spanish conjugation charts on them and i’ll go feral if i transcribe them all

red colored pencil drawing of a very very simple silly cartoon rat

a baking sheet of baked cream cheese rangoons

giant tray of nachos

tiny little kermit the frog doll holding a phone larger than him at arms length

a gnarled tree trunk that has some relatively small perfectly rounded holes drilled into it

Contains essential oil
10 im (25.4 cm)
Throat
Patchouli

Two ceramic jars on a store shelf. One is labeled “amazing loving strong happy selfless graceful” to spell out the letters in “mother.” The other is labeled “grandma. keeps faith. shares wisdom. lives love. gives joy. shows patience.” They have cork lids.

Classic trolley problem drawing

a pug-chihuahua-shar pei mix, if you can visualize that. she looks mostly pug in the face. she is standing against the wall of a penned in area, staring up at the face of a toy owl she’s ripped off.

Man standing by a woman wearing bandages over her face

Bee dressed as a clown. They have a homemade cone shaped clown hat with yellow Pom poms, a rainbow color, and a purple plaid dress with yellow sleeves.