beef boy

@beefboy.bsky.social

810 Followers 2851 Following

burgered and Pattied Software Dev 27 He/They

Potion Seller man
zootopia abortion comic judy slap
FilmBuzzr in Threads: “John Campea reveals he received inside sources that the DCU Batman actor has reportedly been cast. "I think | know who the DCU Batman is, I think they've cast him... It's not a name I would've guessed." What are your thoughts on this? Follow @FilmBuzzr for more Art by @jobhutz” Picture of Batman cut off at bottom
two people thinking about wolves kissing
picture of my three most recent posts from an account named "Amanda P": pinned post: "virgin birth out my penis. jesus 2 is ripping out of me like bugs bunny's fingers in a double barrel shotgun" first: "beam me up scotty (my flesh dries and peels. the raw muscle underneath turning to cold, hard metal. i grow thirty feet long, i shrink to barely a foot wide. scotty welds me into place, the 93rd floor in a beautiful building in New York City. there id lay for 28 years, until one fateful september)" third post: "(bee confronting all the other bees) are you fucking my wife" i respond with "where did u get that picture. i will sue u" Amanda P responds with: "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 on what grounds? But please, do sue me. This should be highly entertaining."
Zillow Tour Request page, with the message section filled by the following: "I would like to schedule a tour. A big tour. Show me every nook and cranny. i want to see it all. i want you to show it to me"
Rudy Giuliani mistakenly airlifted to Palm Beach Memorial Landscaping Company May 3, 2026 Jorge Rindfleisch Authorities are investigating a series of events that resulted in former presidential confidant and lawyer Rudy Giuliani being medevacked to a small landscaping company ten miles outside of Palm Beach. It is still unclear at this time who or what is to blame for the incident. While many of the disbarred lawyers’ team refused to comment on the matter, one anonymous contact close to the matter was able to comment: “The kids had Google maps open the entire flight. The pilot kept trying to go to the hospital. At one point, [Giuliani’s] son tried to grab the pilot’s controls. It was a shit show”. After the landing, a confused worker attempted to resuscitate Giuliani, resulting in what some have deemed an “epic makeout moment”.
google search results for "peterhole", which returns linkedin profiles of old men
Minecraft skyblock map screenshot
Instagram DM between a user and the Pope’s account “pontifex”. Messages: >follow me back Leo >🙏please >sorry I didn't mean to use the pray hands emoji sorry if that is offensive JAN 13 AT 9:57 PM >Hey leoooo. Can David henrie (the guy from wizard of waverly place) fall in love and or have sex with a man? He wants permission first, asking for him Today 2:57 PM >Hey Leo. I just wanted to check in because I know that shit with Donald was really rough. Ru okay?
YouTube thumbnail for a video titled “I Joined ISIS on Roblox | A Documentary”
Steven universe title card with Steven doing a peace sign
clearsky top 4 blocked: jd vance: 180605 attie.ai: 123,242 white house: 122590 ICE: 112406
a screenshot of a quote post screen, the text 287 characters over the post limit. It says: "a small room in DC, three weeks from now. a 26 year old vanderbilt graduate known colloquially online as "88Retvrn2Homeland88" has not slept for three days. stephen miller's forehead drips sweat onto his lap. a 2022 macbook air is churning. minutes pass. suddenly, an image of chuck schumer with blue hair populates the screen. "send it" miller lets out, in a reedy tone. hundreds of thousands of phones across the country chirp. there are some laughs, but for the most part there is silence. at the exact same time, the 202nd 19-year-old has been turned into a bulleted mush in tehran. "
Herbie - [ ] Have people fucked in herbie and if so did he like it - [ ] Will herbie go to heaven? Or is he like a dog? - [ ] Does herbie experience sexual attraction to nonsentient cars? Is that like hentai for him?? - [ ] Is driving another car like cheating for herbie? - [ ] If herbie smashes into another car does he view that as murder - [ ] Is herbie suicidal - [ ] Can herbie feel pain? Like physical pain? - [ ] How many pieces can you replace on herbie before he is no longer herbie? - [ ] Which part of herbie contains his soul? - [ ] Is herbie American? - [ ] Can herbie feel people fucking around with his insides
Gregory house staring at you
Pontiac Firebird Trans Am
auction entry for an antique sign with the text "Knot Hole Cafe"
Job application
facebook marketplace listing titled "My Drawing of Zootopia", asking for $10. The 'send seller a message' input box is filled with the text "would you take $40"
post from the White House. RFK Jr is in the dark, dimly lit. There is text that says “We are ending the war on protein” displayed over top his chest
Pinterest Board called “sexy transformers”. It has exactly what the title describes. These cars are hot.
gif of minecraft sheep switching between all possible dye colors
Post in r/ethicalgooning: “Opinion on Gooning from a religious perspective?” made by thelonegooner207 “Hello everyone so today I want to ask a pretty important question, since November I think about becoming a Gooner ( someone who is kinda addicted to porn) but my faith in God seem to enforce me to not become one but honestly do you think it is sinful to be a Gooner ?”
Discord message that says “mewwy cwistmas!! :3”
google search for "exploding penis rule 34" two results for rule34.xxx, one for the tag "bursting_penis" and one for the tag "destruction penis"
Reddit post: "What to do if I have theories? I contacted a college and they ignored me". It has 11 upvotes
dream face reveal screengrab
baby announcement but instead of saying "congratulations it's a boy", it says "congratulations, its a economy"
Edited screen shot of quote: “It’s a metaphor, see: You put the bill Clinton penis right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to cum” -John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
"IEEE Xplore Digital Library liked your post: 'call me IEEE 754 the way i get hazy when it's big enough'". This appears to be an official account created by the IEEE
Three separate Instagram dms to Pope Leo XIV (@pontifex): “follow me back Leo” “🙏 please” “sorry I didn't mean to use the pray hands emoji sorry if that is offensive.” They are unanswered.
Screengrab from LinkedIn email: "Companies Hiring for Your Role: Microsoft, Lockheed Martin"
“Never Forget” 9/11 memorial image with ‘never’ scratched out with red pen
"Officer Down" Star but with "france" pasted over the word "officer"
YouTube video titled “1000 Players Simulatr Civilization: Rich & Poor”
Google results for “How Old Was the Virgin Mary?” (She was 15)
hatsune miku binder thomas jefferson
9/11, plane flying in
bluesky notification: PLEASE TALK WITH RABBI IN DISCORD LIVE NOW (shady link) liked your post
twitter conversation between @TheDemocrats and @PeteHegseth: @TheDemocrats: ".@Petehegseth needs to go." @PeteHegseth: "Your agenda is illegals, trans $DEI - all of which are no longer allowed @ DoD" @TheDemocrats: "Pete's POV:" with an attached image of a blurry iPhone screen
lemon with bite chunk
Lemon with mouth-shaped chunk missing
cybertruck (sorry)
white t-shirt with the following text in green: thirteen days shall come to pass until your soul shall leave at last
Evan Hansen from Dear Evan Hansen with a gun scope graphic overtop
google review by user James Na. One star, text as follows: "the owner of this establishment would not stop whispering in my ear about how much piss he drank that day. i was just trying to enjoy my pie when he walked over and sat uncomfortably close. he gently squeezed my thigh and asked me how much water i'd had that day. DO NOT GO HERE"