Matthew Lawrence

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Once more I open the door.

Skeet that says BOSTON MAY HAVE WORSE SMOKE ON THURSDAY and the skeet below is says We're playing with fire here, in reference to the England/Argentina match.
Ad for an ambulance chaserwith the headline WERE YOU SEX TRAFFICKED AT A MOTEL?
News report saying that more than 2.460 people in Michigan are experiencing a cyclosporiasis outbreak.
There's something for everyone at the War Memorial, it says, while advertising a screening of the 1992 children's baseball movie The Sandlot.
Two dogs in a field
1990 black Crown Victoria that says "Cranston Police" and also DARE and also TO KEEP KIDS OFF DRUGS.
Screenshot of a spotify daylist called "classy coastal grandmother sunday afternoon" featuring Nina Simone, Mel Torme and Massive Attack.
Jason Kelce in a tank top with a little farmer tan holding his nose to maybe hold in either laughter or tears
Hairy half asleep pale man
The horrifying Talkatoo Cockatoo from TV's Zoobillee Zoo
I WORRY I FRET I PANIC! I WORRY I FRET I PANIC! I WORRY I FRET I PANIC! I WORRY I FRET I PANIC! I WORRY I FRET I PANIC! NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS I WORRY I FRET I PANIC!
What You Won't Do for Love by Bobby Caldwell
As that shows the back of someone dressed as the pope in front of a body of water.
I can and do tolerate any sex, gore, or trauma in a movie but shut down the second that a dog dying is played for laughs.
One hungry hungry hippo
Black and white photo of a duck wearing a lot of clothing.
Suppose someone without a mask up is coming back from the bathroom and sneezes. He’s got the virus. What do you do? What can you do? You freak out, you’ve inhaled a lethal load of coronavirus," said Burke. "The first thing you do is hold your breath and get out into fresh air — you exhale and spit everything in your mouth out and don’t touch your face and eyes and nose. We’ll have kits where people have tissues and grain alcohol to swish in your mouth."
Screenshot of an excerpt of the Wikipedia page for the Saturday Night Live 1990-91 season.
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List of Lepidoptera of Massachusetts. I saw a nifty moth, now I fixate on moth names: green pug, slowpoke, afflicted dagger moth!
Man on local news dressed as an elderly woman for no reason whatsoever.
I return a book of contemporary Ukrainian poetry to the little free library, having opened pages at random, death in every stanza.
Fireman with red suspenders holding a shoebox with two little kittens in it.
Seals rolling on waves Taunting us with their easy breezy surfer lives: Paunchy bellies, handsome whiskers, lack of existential despair.