Bee Ostrowsky

@beeostrowsky.bsky.social

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I’m Beatrice. 🎵 You’ve known me all along! 🎵 I’m from that country all those hot girls are from.

A colorful cartoon illustration drawn in a medieval manuscript style. Inside a red and yellow border decorated with green vines, text reads: "If your event flyer is AI I'm not going :)" with an illuminated capital letter I. Below the text, a humorous drawing depicts a bald medieval man with a trumpet sticking out of his backside, while a kneeling woman in a blue gown looks on with her hands raised in dismay.
At a meeting of the State Immigration Enforcement Council last week, several Republican sheriffs expressed concern about unauthorized immigrants who have not committed any crimes being detained and deported. “There are those here that are working hard,” said Sheriff Grady Judd of Polk County, the chairman of the new council, which advises the governor and cabinet members on immigration enforcement. “They have kids in college or in school. They’re going to church on Sunday. They’re not violating the law, and they’re living the American dream.”
The cover of Very Slowly All At Once by Lauren Schott, featuring a low aerial view of a few blocks of a verdant suburb
"What should we call our matches?" "I dunno, something normal." The matchbox says Impregnated Goblin Safety Match, Made In Sweden.
Rando, crossing their arms: "I don't like lemonade, I think it's gross." Lemonade vendor: "You do realize, you can just walk to another stall, right?" Rando: "Am I not allowed to share my opinions??"
A notification from the Plex app trying to get me to buy a one-year Plex Pass
Ralph Macchio (in My Cousin Vinny) responds with confusion by saying "I shot the clerk?"
The caption: "Workers clean and paint over graffiti in downtown Los Angeles after a night of scattered protests." The graffiti: a three-foot-high outline tag on a pull-down grate, never even filled in, with no political message.
Paul standing in front of a slide deck that says YES to racism, sexism, transphobia, xenophobia, and especially discrimination and hate (but he's actually saying yes those should be discouraged)
Mark Wiens, a Vancouver man with gelled hair on top and buzzed-short sides
Jay Dix captioned a photo of a woman walking without pants in a tunnel by saying "In the Liberty Tunnel right now... what the hell"
Sickos (relabeled "Applebee's") laughs triumphantly from outside the window
Brennan Lee Mulligan wears a "lol got 'em" face
4-Down is "Blowin' in the Wind", and 3-Down next to it contains "Dylan"
A tiny tabby kitten hangs out of the pocket of a veterinary technician
Butch Cassidy Keeps Pushing Legal Boundaries With Unauthorized Bank Withdrawals
Captain Jack Sparrow shrugs with his eyebrows and says "Pirate", because that explains everything, except here he says "Librarian."
Vegeta should be saying "it's over 9,000" but he's saying "I don't know, I just got here"
Sapphire and Ruby from Steven Universe
“This town will never be safe until the dragons abandon it.” Feo scowled. Kianthe barked a laugh. “Why are the dragons your primary focus? There are a lot of things a town needs to run smoothly. You should be more concerned about the fact that a midwife is our only medical professional. Or that the road into town is so degraded it’s deterring valuable tradesfolk.”
Text message from a coffeeshop: Happy MLK Day! Today we're dreaming of double loyalty stars on drink purchases all day long.
Tweet: Met a pilot at the bar last night and he said that auto-pilot is at such an advanced stage that they just chill and play Fortnite in the cockpit most of the time
A fuchsia woodblock print starburst. Inside, it says: Botanically the edible portion is a fruit; it is generally considered as a vegetable because of the way it is used in the main part of the meal.
A map shows a distance of two or three miles across the Mississippi River.
"You guys are checking facts?"
Tim Walz smiling
Over a swirling colorful background: "Someone must really love this font, huh?"
Gimli: “Never thought I’d be voting for a cop.” Legolas: “What about against Hitler 2?” Gimli: “Aye, Legolas. I could do that.”