beeps

@beeps.gay

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AAAA (aro, ace, agender, amphimorpho). It/its. 30s. ΘΔ&∞. Maker of the webbed sites. https://beeps.website / https://beeps.gay Av&bnr: @tuxedodragon.bsky.social

Wide angle photo from the bottom of a tall, circular ventilation shaft, looking upwards.
Photograph of a sticker on a pole which looks like the German national flag but it’s been turned into seven stripes forming a gradient from black, through red, to yellow.
Wide angle photo taken at the base of ‘the Gherkin’ skyscraper in London.
Photo of the statue of Shakespeare in Leicester Square with a blurry brown pastry being held in front of it.
a water bottle laid on its side, it’s covered in various stickers, one of which is a blushing, flattened anthropomorphic rabbit
Photograph of the open lid of a black MacBook Pro with a few stickers on it, most of which are quite shinny and metallic.
Screenshot from a Microsoft thing (it doesn't matter what, they're all shit) titled "Submit feedback to Microsoft" with three buttons, "Give a compliment", "Report a problem", and "Make a suggestion".
List of checkboxes with various technical labels. The unchecked checkboxes are normal squares, but the checked ones have been 'bapped' by randomly rotated paw icons.
YouTube screenshot of video titled “Ave Maria Techno Remix” featuring the Virgin Mary superimposed in the sky above a crucifix.
Photograph of cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin smiling whilst wearing a spacesuit.
Four panel comic poorly drawn in the style of a syndicated newspaper cartoon, titled “Zhis Life” (edition number 67). The first panel shows a yinglet standing facing right with arms outstretched, seemingly being blown backwards by some force. The second and third panels are blank. The fourth panel shows a desk fan sitting on a table pointing to the left. Below it, a Family Circus style quotation reads “Zhe best part of being small is zhat every desk fan is a full body experience.” The comic has some of the random markers of a syndicated cartoon, including having copyright information inserted into one panel, an artist signature and a hand drawn date.
Infographic showing the differences between heat exhaustion and heat stroke. Heat exhaustion: Feeling faint or dizzy. Excessive sweating. Cool, pale and clammy skin. Feeling nauseous or vomiting. Rapid, weak pulse. Muscle crams. Heat stroke: Loss of consciousness. Throbbing headache. No sweating. High body temperature (over 40 celsius). Red, hot, and dry skin. Feeling nauseous or vomiting. Rapid, strong pulse.
Screenshot of a dropdown menu from a settings screen, which includes a number of colour palettes to use for brackets. This includes themed ones (Synthwave, Vaporwave, Cyberpunk and Beach Day), pride flag-themed ones including some more niche ones (Transgender, Bisexual, Lesbian, Gay, Pansexual, Asexual, Agender, Aromantic, Non-Binary, Genderfluid, Genderqueer, Intersex and Demisexual), and some colourblindness friendly options.
Ash the amphimorpho fursuit in the middle of a pride march, looking at the camera at a 45 degree angle with an agender pride flag wrapped around most of the torso.
Advertisement for an ‘Americana pizza’ in commemoration for the World Cup, featuring a Neopolitan-style thin crust pizza topped with cheese, sliced hot dogs, and a load of French fries.
Seymour Skinner from the Simpsons looking off into the distance, with the caption "No, it's the Bluesky who are wrong."
The aro-ace pride flag. Five horizontal stripes in orange, yellow, white, sky blue, and dark blue.
Screenshot of an iPhone software update screen about 40% of the way through downloading the iOS 27 developer beta.
The lid of a MacBook Pro, not that you could tell what kind of laptop it is, because it’s been covered in dozens of stickers of all kinds (though mostly furry kinds). There’s too many to really put into alt text. Sorry.
Heavily cropped screenshot focusing on a bright blue button labelled “no one stops beeps”
Gorby2 chose Spewpa: "Just look at this beautiful baby. His body is the ideal shape. He has the eyes of a sad dog and a head I want to kiss the top of. His color palette is iconic his fur is beautiful. Worms and bugs cannot surpass the peak of this. Look at how his fur spikes like a hedgehog. He is the perfect being."
Screenshot from the video linked in the post this one is a reply to, showing a wide shot of David Lloyd-George standing in front of Ianto's Shrine.
Short loop of two croutons (as seen on crouton.net) bouncing up and down alternate to one another, as per the ‘six seven’ meme.
Wide screenshot of six browser windows next to each other. The leftmost and largest shows the main screen, with spelling beeps logo and a scoreboard with four placeholder names (Alpha Papa, Johnny Bravo, Charlie X, and Theta Delta) and their scores (6s and 7s). The middle four show the buzzer screens for each competitor, each one showing their individual names and scores, and a large circular ‘buzz’ button. The rightmost screen shows the admin panel with options to change the slides of the main screen, increment and decrement scores, toggle the visibility of the scoreboard, and reset the buzzers.
That one meme of an old painting of a weirdly fat and old looking baby with a serious expression going ‘y tho’
Jeremy Corbyn looking excited whilst saying "Are you serious? My brain can't stop thinking about socialism, either!"
Screenshot of a bunch of Miis lined up in rows on a staircase. There's too many of them to adequately describe, sorry.
Screenshot of a YouTube video by the Binging with Babish channel, featuring Andrew “Babish” Rae curled over and transforming into a cheesesteak sandwich in the style of an Animorphs book cover.
Ash the amphimorpho fursuit looking at the camera, poking head and forepaws out from behind a stone plinth
Flyer with a logo of my amphimorpho fursona sticking her head and forepaws out of a circle, with the following text: Furries are known worldwide for our creativity: art, music, costuming, and occasionally even our writing. (The writers will know what I mean.) But how good are furries at the art of putting the twenty-six letters of the alphabet in the correct order, under increasingly ludicrous circumstances? Let's find out.
Fursuit of a black and white furred amphimorpho with green ears, eyes and hair, looking upwards and to the right at an angle, making the excited open-mouthed expression look a little goofy. Also wearing a science division uniform from Star Trek: Enterprise, as one does.
Amphimorpho fursuit head with Lego versions of the NASA SLS solid rocket boosters sticking out of the mouth.
Heavily distorted illustration of Vault Boy from the Fallout franchise, set against a rainbow gradient background, with the caption ‘excuse me what the fuck’
Photo from the Integrity spacecraft, showing an Earth mostly in shadow, about to be eclipsed by the Moon which is also mostly in shadow.
The asexual pride flag: four horizontal stripes in black, grey, white, and purple.
Skewy photograph of the ceiling of a busy Costco warehouse.
Photograph of the Earth as taken from the Orion capsule ‘Integrity’, which is still only a fraction of the distance between Earth and the moon.
Gul Dukat from Star Trek: Deep Space 9 on a display screen with the caption 'Attention Bluesky users'
Ash the amphimorpho fursuit throwing a peace sign in the middle of a street, with trans pride flag coloured things in the background.
Illustration of three humanoid characters in the midst of transforming whilst headphone cables from their cassette players swirl around them, each of them looking like they’re revving up for a fight. On the left a blond-haired person who has grown antennae and a large lightbulb for a tail, their body becoming fuzzy dark grey and purple, one of their arms has become a wing, and one eye has become large and solid red. In the middle, a brown-haired individual has grown a protruding snout with pointed teeth, digitigrade paws, long ears, and antlers. A blue, feathery wing has appeared on their back as well. They’re wielding a signpost that has been ripped out of the ground, a clump of dirt still stuck to the end of it. On the right, a black and green haired person in grey and black denim has had their arms transform into giant white, bat-like wings with large purple speakers embedded in them. They’ve grown a tail that looks like a cable with a microphone at the end of it. A small spike has grown protruding from their chest, whilst one of their legs has turned purple and pointed.
Close up headshot of my fursuit head staring down the lens of the camera.
Screenshot from a Disney comic book where Goofy, sat in an armchair and watching television, pulls a resigned expression and says "Welp... time ta transform muhself."
A fursuit of a large creature with black and white fur, long white ears with green innards, medium length black hair with green highlights, and a white muzzle, dressed in an NX-01 Enterprise sciences uniform, looking down at a tiny TNG-era shuttlecraft sitting in its outstretched paw.
Minecraft screenshot of a pink fox with blue eyes and a black, white and green bat sitting together on a wooden rooftop.
A little tree in some parkland with stakes and safety netting and mulch and the whole shebang.
Simple, crude drawing of a foot and leg that transitions into a duck’s head at the top.
Sign on a farm paddock fence with “beware of ram” printed in large, all caps text.
Scorecard showing a score of 43.76 out of 50 and the description of “genuinely unsettling accuracy, please find a hobby”
Screenshot from an episode of Tomorrow's World from the year 2000. The presenter holds up a phone to the camera, declaring it "the first of a new generation of smartphones". It looks like an 90s flip phone made of black plastic, complete with T9 keypad and chunky external antennae, but it has an extremely tall, black and white LCD resistive touchscreen displaying a landscape oriented interface.
Ash the amphimorpho poking her head out of a circle with bee-like antenna attached. The outside of the circle reads “beeps’ spelling bee-ps”. The background is filled with random words.
Top-down photo of a closed laptop lid that’s covered in dozens of stickers. Notable inclusions include a hand-drawn Fragment sticker saying ‘beep boop, hi beeps!’; a heart with a raccoon reading ‘the horrors persist but so do I’; a trans pride flag reading ‘transformation is part of being alive’; a glossy sticker of a cat laying on a pillow reading ‘I’m here, I’m queer, my back pain is severe’; and someone’s fursona dressed as Sam Reich with the caption ‘I’ve been here the whole time’.
White pillar in the middle of a bridge upon which a >w< (emoticon of a scrunched up cat face) has been drawn in thick black marker.
Heavily cropped screenshot of an AI search 'assistant' answer beginning with "Pokémon #81 is Espeon"
Black car with a bumper sticker reading “Keep honking! I’m listening to aleatoric music and it's your turn to take a solo.”
Ash the amphimorpho (a large, long black, white and green kinda-goopy mammal rabbit cat thing) snuggling up with Olive (a large, reddish-brown squirrel-shaped sentient plush suit)
Logo featuring my amphimorpho fursona poking its head out of a circle with some bee-like antennae added, with ‘beeps’ spelling bee-ps’ around the edge of the circle.
The classic “Bop It” logo (a purple triangle with weirdly lumpy text saying “bop it” in white and yellow on it) but it’s been recreated to say “boop it”
Parody of a British railways “See it, say it, sorted” poster showing a sad looking ticket machine. A speech bubble above it has someone off-canvas saying “That looks a bit weird”. Text at the bottom says “Speak to a member of staff or text 0x016 if you see someone being mean to a machine” along with the tagline “Beep it, boop it, booted”