beezelbee 👽💜

@beezelbee.bsky.social

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she/her • 32 • Minnesota crafter, gamer, writer, cat lady, music lover, manic pixie shit poster

the jacket of Halsey's album, Badlands (the Decade Edition), featuring a stylized desert landscape in blue and peach tones.
a screenshot of beezelbee's email inbox with 6 unread messages from the same makeup company, Il Makiage, at 10:21 am, 10:23 am, 10:23am (again), 10:24 am, 10:24 am (again), and 11:22am.
a screenshot of a notification from the app Daylio that reads "New Memories - 1 year ago." below the text is the preview of an image of Withers from Baldur’s Gate 3 edited to have red sclera (as if he is high) and holding out a fat blunt.
a screenshot of beezelbee's latest character in Baldur's Gate 3, a drow woman named Dame Dairy. Dame has white hair, stone grey skin, white eyes, and wears a red halter dress with enhanced booba.
why you just shouldn't set off fireworks for fuck's sake: • triggering combat vets with PTSD (the irony of this one is why it's the first one I'm listing) • triggering for other people with combat/gun related trauma • disruptive and dangerous for local wildlife • disruptive and upsetting for pets, young children, and easily overstimulayed people in your neighborhood • the air quality in most of the country is already dangerously bad • usually made from non-renewable and non-recyclable materials
the vinyl record jacket of the Dorfromantik soundtrack, featuring game art of a charming red windmill in idyllic field under a beautiful blue sky.
a mirror selfie of beezelbee, a white cis woman in her 30s. her brown hair is in braided pigtails. she wears a purple plaid flannel shirt under a black sweater vest and blue jeans.
beezelbee in portrait, looking to the side with a vaguely concerned expression. sue uas multiple glittery cat tattoos and several googly eyes on her face, and is wearing bright teal lipstick and a bee kigurmui.
beezelbee's cat, Cheeseburger, on his back on a blue rug in a blissful patch of morning sunshine, curled up to attack beeze's hand outstretched to give him the belly rubs he'd clearly been requesting before the photo was taken. Burger is a black Norwegian Forest Cat with white Tuxedo and sock markings and bright orange eyes.
beezelbee's cat, Cheeseburger, laying on his back on a blue rug in a patch of morning sunshine with his back legs stretched out and his front paws curled up, floofy belly exposed. Burger is a black Norwegian Forest Cat with white Tuxedo and sock markings and bright orange eyes; he still has his winter coat and is therefor especially floofy.
four panel comic. first panel: the bird is writing on a chalkboard in a science lab. second panel: the same bird holding a dropper of orange liquid over a beaker of green liquid. third panel: the bird holding the beaker and saying "it appears my hypothesis was correct." fourth panel: a sheet of paper that says: "hypothesis: I have no idea what I'm doing?"
a close-up of Mads Mikkelsen, looking at the camera with a very European lack-of-expression. his hair is sexily tousled, he is unshaved and has a cigarette dangling from his bottom lip, and he wears gold-frame heart-shaped glasses with pink lenses.
a map of the gulf of mexico that has two hands photoshopped over it to make it appear as if they are pulling the land back to reveal the water. the gulf has been relabeled "gulfse".
the original cover for the video game Spyro the Dragon (1998)
a photograph of beezelbee's cats, Ham and Burger, cuddled near each other in bed.
beezelbee's cat, Hambone, sleeping and curled up in a tight hall on his side, with one hind leg stretched all the way out so he looks like a curled up shrimp.
beezelbee's cat, Cheeseburger, leaning into head scratches with a contented expression. his eyes and mouth are closed, and just the left upper canine tooth is poking out.
a screenshot of Shadowheart making a pouty face with the text "if I have to go through any more character development my character is gonna develop into a villain"
Adam, Ders, and Blake from Workaholics.
sim versions of beezelbee, her boyfriend, and their two cats posing in front of a Christmas tree. text: "Happy Holidays! with love - beezelbee, beezelboy, Hambone, & Cheeseburger"
beezelbee's steam replay 2024. 52 games played. 689 achievements. 963 sessions. 27 new games. most played games (by % of playtime): Baldur's Gate 3 (64%). Shadows of Doubt (8%). Project Zomboid (4%). PlateUp! (4%). Cult of the Lamb (2%).
a screenshot from the Sims 4 of beezelbee's Simself holding Sim-Ham, who is pushing one paw into her face. in the background, Sim-Burger is scratching at an armchair. the room is decorated for christmas.
a screenshot of a Discord activity panel that reads: "beezelbee. Baldrus' Gate 3. played 1 hour ago. 69x streak."
"hype trains: 69"
Pisces Sun from the art book Fairy Friends by Yoshi Yoshitani
a diamond painting of Danny Devito as his It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia character, Frank Reynolds, as his art collector alter ego, Ongo Gablogian.
a screenshot of beezelbee's YouTube Music 2024 Recap. on the left, her top 5 artists are listed: Borislav Slavov, Nine Inch Nails, XG, Tom Cardy, and Halsey. on the right, her top 5 tracks are listed: WOKE UP, LAST CIGARETTE, Transcendental Cha Cha Cha, Lonely is the Muse, and Cobra (Rock Remix). at the bottom are her total minutes listened: 35,753.
a photo of beezelbee's cat, Cheeseburger, sleeping on his side on a bed and holding an outstretched hand over his face. both of his front paws are clearly visible, holding the hand in place. Burger is a black Norwegian Forest Cat with white Tuxedo and sock markings.
a photo of beezelbee's cat, Cheeseburger, sleeping on his side on a bed with his head resting on an e-reader in a lavender case. Burger is a black Norwegian Forest Cat with white Tuxedo and sock markings; the barest hint of husbandry white markings is visible in the mass of his fluffy neck ruff.
two screenshots of an activity card on discord. the top screenshot reads "beans on toast - Baldur's Gate 3 - 1 day ago - 50x streak." the bottom screenshot shows a tool tip on hover that reads "played 50 days in a row."
Hambone, a white American Shorthair cat with black Cap and Saddle markings and bright green eyes. he is sitting and looking up at someone behind the camera expectantly, with one ear flipped over adorably.
beezelbee, a white cis woman in her 30s with short brown and purple glasses. she has her eyes closed and is smiling dreamily with one hand pressed against her cheek. she is wearing an orange hat that says "meowdy" in white letters, a neon rainbow shirt covered in an Andy Warhol style pattern of a bird, and has multiple colorful glittery cat temporary tattoos on her face and nexk.
a dry erase board with the title "TO BUY" written on the top in black, and one list item written in blue: "dried cats for food"
a close up photo of beezelbee's cat, Hambone, snuggled under a blanket with beezelbee with his paws perched on her arms; beezelbee's nose and the bottom of her glasses are just visible behind his head. Ham is a white American Shorthair with black Cap and Saddle markings and bright green eyes.
a collection of twelve plushies of characters from the indie game, Cult of the Lamb, arranged on a couch
screenshot of an ad for a pin/button that says "I love play Baldur Gate" with illustrations of several characters above the words: a wizard in the style of Gandalf the Grey; a vampire in the style of Dracula; a person wearing a cartoon-y halloween costume; an alien a la X-Files little green men; a person wearing a fencing uniform and wielding a fencing sword; and a woman with purple hair and a long black dress akin to Morticia Addams.
a photo of beezelbee taken on her phone in the mirror. she is a white cis woman with brown hair in a ponytail, wearing purple glasses, a purple scarf, a black cardigan, and blue jeans, and standing with one hand behind her back and her hips at a jaunty angle. the youth might refer to it as "serving cunt".
zoomed in crop of the original post, focused on Hugo
a screenshot from Baldur's Gate 3 of Astarion scowling and gesticulating bitterly with the caption "Astarion is about to have a fucking aneurysm".
a wide computer monitor glitching out hardcore. multiple large frowny faces and the words "windows encountered a problem" can be made out amidst the digital vhaos.
a photo of beezelbee's cat, Cheeseburger, laying on a couch and looking at something just behind the camera. he has an alert expression and his tongue is sticking out a bit. Burger is a black Norwegian Forest Cat with white Tuxedo and sock markings.
a screenshot of Astarion in Baldur's Gate 3 from behind. his scars have been replaced with four groups of markings arranged in a square. the upper left marking is a single vertical line. the upper right marking is two parallel vertical lines, with the left taller than the right. the lower left marking is two parallel vertical lines of the same height. the lower right marking is two perpendicular lines intersecting in the middle to form a plus sign or a cross.