Finch

@befinched.bsky.social

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A lightly deep-fried meme with text in Impact font. The background is an image from Google Street View of an overhead exit sign on a freeway. It reads "Apple Valley" and "Bear Valley Rd", but the "Apple Valley" portion has a different background color from the rest of the sign and is written in Helvetica instead of the standard freeway sign font. The image is decorated with a flushed emoji and a monkey covering eyes emoji. The text on the meme reads "WHAT IF WE KISSED" on the top and "AT THE VICTORVILLE HELVETICA SIGN" on the bottom.
A screenshot of Instagram showing the search results for “hi gay”. At the top is an AI-generated answer that reads “It looks like you're sending a greeting! The term ‘Gay’ refers to a homosexual person or the trait of being homosexual. In modern English, it's used as an ad... more”
A partial screenshot of an election results table showing the name “Barack D. Obama Shaw”
A screenshot of a New York Times push notification with the title “Chicago’s ‘Obamalisk’”
A subtitled screenshot of the movie Joker in which Joaquin Phoenix’s character says “I’m going to become the Joker”. It has been obviously modified to instead read I’m going to become the Prongler”
A screenshot of an online menu. It reads: Dongting Noodles S4 House Special Beef Noodle Soup 招牌牛肉 Spicy Or Not(Required) No Spicy Please I Dont Eat Spicy At All It Literally Kills Me 不可以辣的噢 Spicy Oh Yeah I Always Hear People Say No Spicy No Exciting 辣起来欧耶了 Cilantros Or Not(Required) Yes Cilantros You Ve No Idea How Much I Love It I Put Cilantros In Everything | Eat And Drink And I Just Had My Coffee With Cilantro This Morning 我要香菜 No Cilantros At All Piz It Tastes Exactly Like A Freaking Soap Bar And I Would Rather Swallow A Bottle Of Shampoo Instead 我不要香菜
A screenshot from Car & Driver. The title reads “2025 Genesis GV80 Coupe”. The photo shows a 4-door crossover SUV driving down a city highway. The MSRP is $81,400-$87,200.
a screenshot of Gmail showing the subject line "Please give me a chance to explain" and the sender "Mozilla"
A push notification from Uber with the title “Go with the Uber app” and the body text “See how the Uber app helps make traveling easier with rides.”
The Flex Tape infomercial meme. The tank of water is labeled "MY FAITH THAT WE STILL LIVE IN A SOCIETY THAT BELIEVES IN FAIRNESS AND HUMAN DIGNITY OR INDEED EVER DID". The hole in the tank with water pouring out is labeled "THE RENT SEEKING THAT SEEMS TO CREEP INTO A DIFFERENT ESSENTIAL ASPECT OF MY LIFE EVERY DAY AND THE GAMBLING-IFICATION OF EVERYTHING". The tape being slapped over the hole in the second panel is labeled, in quotation marks, "THATS HOW THEY GETCHA"
A screenshot from the movie Dune (2021) showing a poison needle being held up to the neck of Paul Atreides, however it has been modified so that the end of the needle is the needle graphic that The New York Times uses for election coverage
A picture of a location of The Old Spaghetti Factory, viewed behind a sign saying "Cultural District"
A screenshot of PC Gamer showing the headline "MOBAs are suddenly back in fashion, and one dev says it might be because of soulslikes: 'Now that more players understand that it feels great to master a difficult game, I think more are willing to take that journey'"
a screenshot of LinkedIn's game Pinpoint. One of the five clues is visible: the word Lipstick. In the answer field the answer "types of lesbians" has been entered
A screenshot of Google Maps showing a business listing. The category reads "Restaurant". The name reads "Restaurant". The image is a Street View image of an alleyway between two apartment buildings. In the foreground are two dumpsters. Next to the category is an icon indicating that the business is wheelchair-accessible.
A panel with a button labeled with a droplet and the words “hold to fill” below an LCD reading “From the Landfill!”
A screenshot of Google Maps showing a pin labeled “Starbucks” with the review excerpt “They have coffee here..”
A screenshot of a sponsored Instagram story from a verified account called “bbcnews” showing only a picture of a smiling middle aged white woman with brown hair in a bob and a button labeled “learn more”
Two iBuyPower Zeus E2 gaming mice, one fairly worn and one like new, side-by-side on a mousepad bearing the Gateway Computers logo
A post on X.com from The Economist reading "Lovers of Diet Coke have little to fear"