blaire

@befuddledblaire.bsky.social

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i meower kno wots goin on 🤷🏻‍♀️ verrryy confoosed 😳 completely befuddled 😳 5 yo ♀️🌻 chimkin enthusiast 🐥 i loaf u fren 🤍 momb's a she/her

Blaire is now inspecting a tube of condensed milk, a classic Polish treat. The caption says 'Mleko ('milk' in Polish) for neko ('cat' in Japanese).'
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat inspecting her mom's new sweets. The first one shows her looking down at a small packet of cube-shaped gummies in an adorable packaging. Then, in the second one, she's sniffing Fruitella and Mentos. She's very glad they're now vegan and mom can eat them again! The caption says 'Must inspect.'
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat on the floor, right next to her new computer. Blaire is in motion blur, as she's trying to get past it and investigate it further from a different side. The caption says "I also got a new computer but... mom has no IT brain cells and she freaking fucked it up. Here is me and my computer minutes before tragedy struck. I told mom not to worry, but she says 'Blaire, I freaking fucked it up.'"
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat being fed a liquid cat treat by her auntie. Blaire makes sure not to be too close. She's straining her neck as far as she can. Simultaneously she looks absolutely hilarious - her body says 'be careful', but her eyes scream 'GOGURT!'. They're so full of appreciation. The caption says 'Auntie is here and I'm teaching her DISTANCE.'
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colourpoint cat sniffing and investigating a bottle of mango juice. So intriguing! The caption says 'Bestie, I got you some mango juice. Let me just maybe find a little treat to go with it. I'm on it. Uhm, don't worry, enjoy your mango juice.'
The 'is the sun bothering you my queen?' meme template, where on the right we've got someone's hand with a gun pointing at the sun and on the left there is a picture of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat on top of a sofa and clinging to a cold wall for some comfort in this terrible heat.
A close up photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat's bamboozled and sweet little face. She is in denial. The caption says 'Uhm, it can't be.'
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat looking down at you. She's on top of a grey sofa. She looks absolutely majestic. Her round fluffy cheeks are spilling out of her collar. Her paws look soft and kissable. Her stare might come off as a little judgemental, especially with her pursed mouth, but she doesn't mean it. She is slightly terrified, though. Why are you so small? Or is it her that is reminiscent of a giant statue of a dictator? We might never know. Not many would (or at least should) mind that. The caption says 'Bestie... what happened to you? Why are you so SMALL?'
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat loafing on the floor in front of her cooling mat, which she doesn't know how to use. It's too hot to think, perhaps. The caption says 'Love my cooling mat! How it's just there, doing its job of looking cool.'
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat chilling on top of a black backpack. Her round little face appears quite sad, it looks as if she was completely overwhelmed and about to cry. She's okay, just very moved! And her polite little paws look very fluffy and kissable. The caption says 'Extremely moved by this new development: forgetting Blaire is expected to halt in the following weeks due to summer break, which means no school. 'Summer break, which means no school' activity program includes activities such as Blaire's birthday, getting a new computer, a visit from auntie, snacks.'
Another photo of Blaire and her rhubarb. Here, she is sniffing it. Her face occupies half of the picture, she's very, very close. And you can tell she is very focused. Sniffing the rhubarb is a serious matter. 'Please, don't (touch) my rhubarb)'
A 0.5 photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat and her newest obsession: a bag of rhubarb. She's on a sofa with her rhubarb. She looks silly and extremely adorable at the same time. Her paws are just so tiny here. But you can still tell how soft they must be. The caption says 'Just a girl and her rhubarb'.
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat being held and hugged by her auntie, whose face is covered for privacy. You can tell Blaire is not a big fan of these hugs but she loves her auntie very much. The terror in her eyes is temporary but her love for auntie is forever. The caption says 'I am honoured to announce my new chauffeur - Auntie H, who passed her driving test today. I'm sure we will go on many wonderful car rides together and none of them will be to the vet for sure because she is not a traitor and I don't have a check up due next month.'
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat sitting adorably on top of a bunk bed. She is so high up that the camera cannot be on her level. And a mezzanine is not so high over her head, creating a tight and dark space, which Blaire just loves to spend her time in. She looks extremely adorable here, her tail is up and she's wagging it slowly with anticipation. Her fluffy fur makes her look like a cloud and as if you could bury your hand in it like she's a plushie. She might as well be. The caption says 'Waiting to collect my pet tax from the bed I inherited from my once beloved uncle and that I now let my auntie sleep in.'
An Instagram story editor gift. The base picture is a photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat, or rather her selfie. We see her from below her level and we are very close to her, making her paws and head appear gigantic. They are so fluffy! She has the cutest little mouth and her eyes are filled with some confusion (per usual), but you can feel some empowering energy from the picture anyway. Then there are two rainbow flags (above and below her), as well as a glowing rainbow over) - these three elements are GIFs. Oh, and there are some GIF sparkles here as well. Lots of whimsy! The caption says 'Happy Pride! Blaire loves you!'
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colourpoint cat, lying nonchalantly on a pile of freshly ironed clothes. A red shirt is right under Blaire, making her look even more majestic with all her fluffiness and stuff. Her front legs are stretched out over the pile. She looks confident. Her little mouth and chubby cheeks are simply the cutest. The caption says 'You are doing great, bestie. Keep it up. Keep going.'
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colourpoint cat lying on her side on a grey sofa. She's staring at the camera. You can tell she is a little bit sleepy. The caption says 'Attention! I'd be so happy if you considered helping my friend (if you can afford to). A photo for attention'.
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colourpoint cat chilling on a black backpack. She is making funny faces, clearly expressing her disgust, judgement and confusion. One of her eyes is squinted here. In the other picture she is taken aback, almost physically as well. She is just so overwhelmed. Why? 'A proper tea-spilling session where I judged her enemies extra hard.'
A slightly awkward, yet extremely adorable front camera selfie of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat. Her face occupies nearly the entire photo. She has the cutest little mouth and hear ears appear tiny and pointy. Her nose is just asking to be kissed. The caption says 'Happy Mother's Day to my mom! The second woman ever (after Pink Pantheress), but the first and only woman to ever give me gogurts without me having to ask. Thanks, mommy!'
Close up photos of Blaire's horrified and confused face. You can tell this whole thing has deeply affected her. The caption says 'When cats say they like being inside a box, they mean on their own terms.'
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat standing behind a Sylvanian Families playset with two matching mystery bags on top. It's called a Daydream Parade Playset and it's essentially this moon piece, to which a dreamy airplane is attached, and a matching train. The set includes a little kitten figurine, which clearly upsets Blaire. You can tell because she's staring at the person behind the camera with much concern and bamboozlement. She is terrified and deeply worried about the kitten. The caption says 'What do you think about the birthday gift for my godsister? As you can tell, I'm bamboozled by this little kitten stuck inside. Free my girl. Not a fan.'
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat, lying on the floor on the back with her head upside down. She's staring straight at us, trying to look innocent. She's rolling in cat nip that's been illegally scattered all over the floor. She's simply hilarious. The caption says 'POV: It's food delivery day. Mom brings your snacks and your SUPER EXTRA SECRET CHILDREN'S DAY GIFT home and goes to the basement to unload your food. She comes back and this is you, rolling in your SUPER EXTRA SECRET CHILDREN'S DAY GIFT, and now she has to get you a new one.'
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat sitting on top of a wardrobe but under her mezzanine. We see her from below, she's looking down at us. The gravity gets to grace us with Blaire's chubby cheeks and an adorable little mouth. Her whiskers are curled up and majestic. In the second picture she's yelling at us. The caption says 'Hey! I'm just hanging out here.'
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat lying on top of a folded blanket, letting her front legs just rest loosely. You can see how fluffy they are! But it's her face that steals the show here. In the first picture she's befuddling like one does; she looks bamboozled, her pupils are contracted and the eyes seem to be facing two slightly different directions. The second picture is nearly identical, except Blaire is now squinting her eyes in an almost villainous way, there is a hint of annoyance in her stare. The photos make her look like a majestic statue. She might've as well been posing for her statue. Looking fierce! The caption says 'Me when your archenemy starts talking (judging them cause you don't mess with Blaire's besties).'
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat lying on her side on her mom's bed and clinging onto a powder pink blanket that she loves to sleep on. There is some unexplained bewilderment in her eyes, that's nothing new. But she is just so adorable at the same time. You can see how long her eyelashes are! The caption says 'Just a girl and her blankie against the world.'
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat lying on a beige rug, right next to an empty human bowl. She looks quite dramatic, choosing to place her face so close to it and even struggling to hold up her head in the second picture. She wants you to know she's on the brink of starvation and does not have much time left. A spoon is right next to the bowl - knocking it out of it might've been the last thing she ever managed to do. The caption says 'Waiting for my food... but I'm losing hope. Sayonara, my dear friends. It was nice knowing you.'
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat in her bathroom, standing in her shower and looking up at the shower head. Bathroom technology is so confusing! The caption says 'Uhm, excuse me, how do I turn this on?'
The second photo from the original tweet, except now Blaire is wearing a pirate hat and has a little parrot friend (Instagram stickers).
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat sitting in a plastic laundry basket (the kind of for collecting fresh clothes, is there a separate name of that?) filled with a couple dozens clothes pegs. In the first picture we are right above her, but in the second one it looks like she's already sailed away but looking back at us. The basket makes a fantastic ship and Blaire seems to enjoy sitting inside. You can tell by her expression that she's quite serious about being the captain. The caption says 'Arr, comrade! Do not approach if you ain't got any gogurts for me. I shall depart now and dare not follow me unless your poach hath become filled with treats. Just in case that happens, I shall be about three litterboxes to the north. Til then... sayonara, avast ye, farewell, comrade...'
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat channelling her inner seal. She's on her side, trying to fall asleep on her pink blankie. She's holding her front paws close to her body in the most adorable way. She does look like a baby seal. She wants to be... where the fishes are... she wanna see... wanna she them swimming...
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat emerging from her cartoon Pusheen-themed house. It's in the shape of a carton of milk, all girly and pastel-y, and there are pastries in the windows. The caption says 'Bought my first house at 5. For my rich mama's money, because meritocracy is a scam and capitalism sucks.'
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat that is just so good, it is unbelievable. She looks like a first grader on their first day of school after mom has just told them to pose for a photo and they're just standing their with their head up, somewhat confused. Blaire's expression is hilarious - there is a hint of terror in her eyes and she appears quite serious, yet her tiny and pointy ears and chubby cheeks just make her look so funny. She's sitting on a bed and her shadow is on the wall right next to her. The caption says 'She's behind me, isn't she?'
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat being presented with a small container in which she decided to grow some cress! The seeds have already sprouted. You can tell by Blaire's expression that this is serious stuff! She is inspecting the sprouts to make sure they have enough water. The caption says 'Hello. Welcome to my gardening corner where we are currently growing cress for mama's sandwiches!'
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat sitting on light wooden floor right next to a sofa. Her tail is stretched out. She appears weirdly small and her head especially tiny - she is not wearing her collar today! The caption says 'Jail-free head day.'
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat, in which only seemingly not much is happening. First of all, we have her befuddling. She's staring into the distance with pure perplexity in her eyes. Then, the angle is quite funny - we see her from slightly below her level, making her look majestic. It causes her paws to be as big as her face and you can really appreciate their fluffiness. And finally, her ears are tall and pointy here. She should be a cartoon character. The caption says 'Just hanging out.'
This sped up video shows Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat cleaning frantically after she's just had her food. Her pink bowl is situated under a light coloured wooden dresser. She starts off by scratching/cleaning it, then she turns around and starts wiping the floor around her, then turns around and goes back to cleaning the dresser and then she turns around again and wipes the edge of her bowl. It's like she doesn't even know where to start because there is just so much to clean. She is hilarious. And dedicated. The caption says 'No one wants to freaking work in this freaking house.'
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat doing acrobatics on the railing of her mezzanine, over 3 metres above the floor. She clearly does not care about the possibility of falling down. And her photographer is being forced to watch it all from a desk on the ground. The perspective in these photos might be a bit dramatic, but it's still quite high for a cat who is trying to kill spiders up there to fall from. Especially since you can tell by her expression that she is not entirely sure what she is doing. The caption says 'Doing my acrobatics and scaring the shit out of mom.'
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat lying comfortably on top of a grey sofa, looking at the person behind the camera with an intrigued and encouraging expression. She has the sweetest little face. The caption says 'Hey. You are great and cool and lovely.'
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat showing you a page from her Miraculous Ladybug manga, on which Chat Noir is holding Marinette. 'I've got a little book with pictures in it and it's about a cat boy if that's okay.'
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat sitting on her white bookcase, or rather a book that's lying flat on it, to be specific. She looks very polite, holding all of her paws close and tilting her head adorably. Then, in the second picture, she is looking up at the higher shelves, as if looking for something. The caption says 'Welcome to the Blorbrary (Blaire+library). How can I help you? If you need some paper with words on it, you're in the right place, my dear!'
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat looking up at the photographer right after she's finished checking out the liquid cat treats that she got from the Easter Bunny. It is hard to tell whether she's content or not just from her expression, but she loves her gogurts and one can simply never have enough of them! The caption says 'Woah. Thank you, Easter Bunny, for bringing me gogurts!'
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat emerging from her blankie fort/tent with the sweetest but confused face. She really does look bamboozled and the corners of her mouth are downturned almost as if she was a cartoon character. Her blankie fort is just a white Paris-themed blankie hung over the edge of a sofa and its back pillow, forming a triangular cave in which she loves to sleep. You can tell by her expression that these blankie fort naps just hit different! The caption says 'I have emerged from a nap so good you might have to remind me... What is the year of our Lord?'
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat laying on the carpet right next to her toy bucket. Her catnip baguette is out and you can tell it's just been played with because Blaire does not look very present. She's making these weird and hilarious faces. She is a way dimensions away. The caption is a reference to an Arctic Monkeys song: 'The mirror's image tells me it's home time.'
A low quality photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat's face. It's actually a front camera selfie. She looks slightly alarmed and confused. The caption says 'I have decided to go into hiding. Whoever gave my names to the cops in connection to the Kitkats that disappeared somewhere between Italy and Poland... count your days, traitor.'
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat standing on a grey sofa and fiercely approaching a little koala keychain her mom is holding up in the ear. It's a little plushie and it is the cutest! The cat looks focused and determined, her eyes are slightly squinted and her step confident. She will protect this little trinket at all costs. She got it from her friend Mitzi. The caption says 'Worry not, Mitzi, this little guy is safe with me! Thank you, Mitzi!'
A stock picture of a cartoon map. A pink line is drawn across it and one end of it is signed as 'Blaire's house' and the other as 'Nessi's house'. 'Girl, take this', says Blaire.
A close up of Blaire's face, it's the first picture from the original tweet. She is mad. One of her eyes is squinted under the weight of her furrowed brows. Don't even look in her direction for your own sake. The caption says 'My take on the Slavic stare trend.'
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat and her love for loafing on top of different fabrics. In the first photo we see her on some purple minky fabric, looking quite moody for whatever reason. You probably do not want to interrupt her here. In the second picture she is in the living room, loafing on top of dishclothes. Her mood doesn't seem to have improved much from the previous photo. It do be like that sometimes. The caption says 'Spending lots of time in fabrics these days.'
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat in front of a computer. Some YouTube video about Ancient Egypt is on. It's rather dark in this little gaming spot but the screen and the keyboard light up Blaire's face a little. Enough for us to be able to tell she looks quite focused. The caption says 'Teaching children on the computer with mama.'
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat on her mom's bed, with a powder pink blankie under her front paws. One of the front legs is extended towards the camera and Blaire is staring at it with her supermodel face. Her bed sheet having a soft floral pattern on it helps it look as if she was posing for a portrait or something. She is that girl and she knows it! The caption says 'Allergic to not serving!'
Photos of Blairw the fluffy colorpoint cat laying on her mom's bed and holding her powder pink blankie in her paws. She's clearly trying to fall asleep and appears very tired, but at the same time she has this expression on her face that clearly says she is remembering some things and she is terrified and confused. So we see her trying to process all that. And there seems to be a lot. The caption says 'Does your brain ever go *all sorts of places* when you are trying to sleep?'
A photo from almost 3 years ago that shows Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat sitting on a wooden table, right behind some mugs with drawing of her on it. She's looking up at the photographer, slightly intimidated. Then, there is a picture of Blaire at 3 months old, sitting on a bed. She is tiny and her fur pattern hasn't properly developed yet, so she is much lighter in colour than she is currently, at 5 years old. The caption says 'Some throwbacks to my big life moments. Here is me with my mugs. And here is me on what was either the first or second night in my forever home.'
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat being presented with fruit slices. Like, the jelly covered in sugar type. They are in a round packaging and Blaire is sniffing it. She appears especially curious in the second picture. The caption says 'Here. Use this to summon a friendly Slav who will grant you 3 wishes.'
A photo fo Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat being presented with a photo of Artie the black kitty, one of her dearest friends. She got it in the mail! And she surely can't wait to put it next to other pictures of her kitty friends, even though in the second photo she looks quite perplexed, as if she'd never received in before. The caption says 'Hello, Artie and Dad! My manager forgot to post this huge monent of me, Blaire, receiving my Artie card! Thank you. Artie and Dad! You are the best!'
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat laying on top of the back of a grey sofa. The picture is rather dramatic, as it was taken from below her level, so it looks like we are going down while she is extending her paw toward us to save us. And it is the fluffiest, modt adorable paw you've ever seen! She looks slightly terrified and overwhelmed, her eyes appear a little bit confused, but there is also a hint of determination in them. The caption says 'Friend, if you are drowning in sorrow... just take my paw.'
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat lying on a powder pink blankie. She's on her back, front paws slightly up in the air, and she's looking up at the ceiling which is not that high up as she's on a mezzanine. She is staring at it and it is hard to tell how exactly she's feeling. She looks a bit depressed, disoriented, not very present. She is befuddling but in a weirdly aware way. In the second picture she's tilting her head to look at the camera and her eyes are facing two slightly different directions. She is hilarious. The caption says 'Thoughts so big they are tearing my brain cell apart.'
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat sitting right in front of a TV, her face is centimeters away from it. She's on a grey pouffe, making her be on almost the same level as the TV itself. We see her back, she is clearly invested in what is on the screen. It's 'Blue Eye Samurai'! She is a big TV girl. A big all-kinds-of-media girl, in fact. Very cultured. The caption says 'Watching my best show with the best girl protagonist this Women's Day. Happy Women's Day!'
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat playing with her colourful feather wand toy. We see her in blur motion, trying to catch it. It's pure chaos. But she looks extremely adorable. Here, for example, her eyes are wide open, pupils dilate and her mouth tells us she's both happy and surprised to see the toy getting near. She looks straight out of a cartoon. In the second picture she's already holding onto the toy with a bit of terror on her face. She probably wasn't expecting to catch it.
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat standing on a grey sofa, with her front paws on a bag with van Gogh's 'Road with Cypress and Star' on it. In the first one she's turning her head and staring at someone, as if waiting for permission. Then she is seen just digging inside the bag. The caption says 'Hello, grandma. Oh ko, don't get up, don't bother, really, I'll handle this. Let me just take my ice cream money on my own. I will need about 200 money for a sufficient number of sweet cream ice cream wafer blocks for myself and mama.'
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat showing off her length and staring intensely at the camera. You know what to say. The caption says 'Say it!'.