Paula

@begoosedocrime.bsky.social

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🇵🇱 🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 She/they, queer, Polish-Canadian. Geek, cat owner, gardener, amateur photographer, chaotic creator.

A pen case with a copper-colored pencil and five fountain pens, two transparent, one dark teal, one black and one yellow.
An orange cat flopped over and rolling around on the path.
An orange cat flopped over and rolling around on the path.
An orange cat, its stripes a darker orange, sitting on a paving stone path.
Two screenshots from the film "Miss Congeniality." At a beauty pageant, the host asks "Describe your perfect date." The contestant from Rhode Island answers: "That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket."
The remnants of some grey filament fed into a Prusa Mini 3d printer, only enough for two small loops.
A collage of four photos featuring various seedlings at different stages of growth, with the caption "garden in progress!"
Four word count stencils 3d printed in red and black shiny filament.
A tabby cat is lying on her human's lap (not pictured) and giving her some heavy side-eye
Dark red lace knitting with the start of a knitted-on border.
A silvery grey 3d printed box with a photo of Bruce Willis as John McClane crawling through the ducts in "Die Hard." In the photo, he's holding a lighter, and there is an LED in the box behind the photo so it looks like the lighter is actually illuminating things.
A tuxedo cat is lying on the floor, his paws neatly together, looking at a Red Dot loitering on the floor nearby.
A blue-grey sweater patched with a loom-woved patch in yarn in various shades of blue. The patch is a bit wonky but it covers the very worn elbow section pretty well.
Red lace knitting with an orange stitch marker and a mistake visible about an inch down from the top.
A yarn cake of blue-pink-purple yarn in really bright shades.
A tuxedo cat lying on a scratcher bed is being gently petted. He rolls over to show his belly and gets gentle scritches there, too. He is safe and loved. Soft piano music plays over the video.
Captain America gets hit by a bright beam in the guts. The caption reads "Right in the feels."
A tabby cat with a blue collar lies snoozing on her human's legs.
A pair of plain stockinette socks in self-striping yarn in various shades of blue with white toes, heels, and cuff.
A ginger cat is sleeping curled up into a round shape; a tuxedo cat, larger than the ginger, is using the ginger as a pillow. His white stockinged rear leg is sticking out into the foreground, showing off his multicolored beans.
An extreme close-up of a tiny cat blep by a tabby cat.
A ginger cat snoozing on his human's lap, with a knitted two-color sock in variegated blue and white laid on top of him. He's helping. He's a helper!
Finished but not blocked Bridgewater shawl in a nice grey to purple fade. It looks wrinkled but promising!
The border and edging of the Bridgewater shawl by Jared Flood, using some pretty old yarns to make a nice gradient, but the edging is looking like it's too thick.
An indignant orange cat holding up his back paw to show off his beans that have been besmirched by sand and mud!
A brick-orange pot, about 12 inches in diameter, with three single stalk avocado plants with long leaves. The soil is dry but the bird-shaped watering doohickey is full, so the plants are getting water to their roots.
A light grey knitted object with a garter stitch center and a lace pattern edge. There is a color change to a light purple shade in the middle of the lace pattern and it doesn't really work.
Garter stitch knitting in grey lace weight yarn folded in half, showing that the tiny ball of yarn left is definitely not enough to complete the missing portion of the knit.
Two cats on a cat tree, a tabby on an upper shelf, ginger on a lower shelf. The tabby has the ginger's scruff in her teeth, the ginger is caught by surprise with a tongue out and eyes bulging expression.
A green pumpkin about 12 inches in length, lying on some pumpkin vines.
A peach pink gladiolus flower stands tall against a background of other garden plants. Its blooms are a gradient, darkest at the top and palest at the bottom. It's a sunny day in late summer.
A short haired woman snuggles a ginger cat on the floor, gently petting him and breathing him in (cat huffing FTW) before pressing her ear to his side to listen to him purring. The only sound in the video is purring (applied in editing as the phone didn't pick up the cat's purr originally).
A bumblebee on an echinacea flower, getting covered in pollen.
A ginger cat rolling on the floor in delight while being brushed. He loves the brush A LOT.
A bumblebee hanging upside down off a lavender flower.
A screenshot of a 2002 tweet from user @Icy_hotpatch saying "Sorry I can't hang out I have to itch the mosquito bite on my ankle until I reach bone."
A basket full of freshly harvested garlic bulbs.
A thermometer/hygrometer showing 23°C and 53% humidity reading.
A screenshot from the Apple Weather app showing a message of "Higher temperatures expected tomorrow, with a high of 32°C" and a whole week of high temps.
A red bowl of bright red strawberries. They were sweet and delicious and lasted precisely 10 minutes after being picked.
A white cat paw with sharp claws barely sheathed.
A couple of seed starter trays of purpletop verbena seedlings, looking bright green and ready to be planted out.
A bumblebee frolicking inside a bright pink peony flower. It has a very fuzzy bottom.
A ginger cat sleeping on a white radiator bed, now folded neatly in half, his feet tucked under his chin.
A ginger cat sleeping on a white radiator bed, his body in a perfect shrimp position, his little foot sticking out in an extension of the shape.
A tabby cat curled up on a bed, sleeping blissfully.
A black and white tuxedo cat standing on a couch and looking up expectantly, probably waiting for food.
A tabby cat playing with a stick and string toy and enjoying it so much she's drooling everywhere.
The top of a young catalpa tree, the leaves at the tips of the branches turned brown and dry from a late frost.
A stalk of lupin flowers with a pink to purple gradient, against a background of bright green lupin leaves that look like many-fingered hands doing "jazz hands" behind it.
Close-up of a white and purple iris flower.
A ginger cat sleeps tucked into a bright blue blanket under a grey pillow, one ear and one paw poking out from under the blanket. He looks very cozy and content.
White and blue-purple bearded irises in gorgeous bloom.
A very young tree, no more than a few twiggy branches, with some wilted green leaves and shriveled up, black smaller leaves. Frost damage strikes again.
A rather strange-looking budding rhubarb flower, looking kind of creepy like a cauliflower crossed with a lilac.
A red and black 3d peintes model of the marker from the Dead Space series.
A 3D printed red and black spiral marker from the Dead Space video game series.
A grey tabby cat in a cat carrier, looking grumpy but calm.
Bright blue birdeye speedwell flowers in closeup, some bright yellow dandelion flowers in the background.
A tuxedo cat eating a tube of Churu chicken. His whiskers are very impressive.