Krysta 'FATEBREAKER' Laylla 👢

@behemous.bsky.social

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🔞 KINK STUFF AHEAD She/they Hey what if a mouse was like 14ft tall and really good at suplexing you Av by @spekkydoodles.bsky.social , header by @redbaronwolf.bsky.social behemous.carrd.co

Screengrab from the Onion's Infowars show, with Tim Heidecker. He's confirming James Corden is 40% demon
2 burger buns, split. They've each got 33% of ketchup, mayo, and mustard on. Pie chart, biiiiiiiiitcha
The I, Think You Should Leave guy is Yellin
Theeeeeeeee most annoying bit of Majora's Mask.
The PC Zone review that a guy got fired for. I can't summarise it, it's 3 paragraphs and I got pizza to eat.
About 30 or so blocked accounts that are so similar to each other it'd only fool a pensioner
GOOD.
GOOD.
The worst live alive cover art you ever saw
I am on the right.
Dog this tortilla is fecked
Electric Feel Friday.
i fucked the search
David Lynch as Gordon Cole, in Twin Peaks. Do you think he would have enjoyed Deltarune's Egg scenes? I do.
Krysta! As expertly rendered by Spekk
Nintendo Switch screen. Star Fox is highlighted and downloading
Krysta! As drawn by Spekk
Papyrus, you know him
About 16 downhole tools signal their life by yelling at me
DELTARUNE STATUS UPDATE DELTARUNE IS COMING OUT IN THREE MOTHERFUCKING SECONDS
T minus 1 hour 54 minutes to Deltarube
Some bullshit Mina puzzle.
Guts is in Hanging Mode.
Number of times Tom says hello to a ferret: 10
Wah boots
Big fuck off tortilla.
It's the same fan that Technology Connections was talkin bout
I love you Tim Walz is Kamala Harris' running mate
Me in a goddang kilt
Dickshit's Kettle.
I am so green!
Bröther may I have some lööps
The same previous pic of Dec, but I've jazzed their glasses to look vaguely like Spamton.
He hanging a windowsill!
Guts is looking at Nothing. He thinks the fly is there. Nah, man.
Tweet from @dril, "Hello Alan this is your lawyer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit", dated 5/7/2020, 10:28am
A very distant, fluffy cat named Guts
Tall figure in platform converse
A dogshit ad for fuel or something, they've chosen to art it with some guy sticking his dick in the car, I censored it and his arse because what the fuck
Countdown to Deltarune 5
It's da boots bay bee
Bear avec speech bubble
The most insane shoes you ever did see.
Boots in da cinema
Very goth boots, bad for driving in
Sole of said angular shoe
Tall figure in angular converse and striped socks
Toby Fox dog
Crocodile goes speeeen
Big shoerack
MGS4 loading scene