Belarius

@belarius.bsky.social

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He/Him https://belarius.neocities.org/

The Cook, The Chief, The King, The Queen, The Rook, The Bishop, The Knight, The Pawn, The Archbishop, The Chancellor, The Cannon, The Archer, The Time Machine, The Champion, The Wizard, The Kitsune, The Werewolf, The Centaur, The Fool, The Sumo Wrestler, the Sorceress, The Rookie, The Prince, The Drunk Pawn, The Princess, The Bomber, The Snail, His Wife, & Her Lover (1989)
Eggbug responses with a chef's kiss. 🤌
Wilson: "What are we standing on?" (The Limey, 1999)
Posterized adaptation of Charles Bell's 1809 painting depicting "opisthotonus in a patient suffering from tetanus"
Banner for the anime that dares to ask: "Is it *WROOOONG* to Try to Super Street Fight in the High Definition Turbo Remix Dungeon?" It's about fambly.
Some friends they are! Fifi La Fume (left), Plucky Duck (right), Shirley the Loon (bottom), of Tiny Toon Adventures fame, are all on a party line talking shit about you behind your back.
Behold: The tufted tagslug, a creature from a bygone realm.
A poster for an imagined film entitled "ビーちょ ハウス" ("Beech House"), shamelessly adapted from a poster for the 1977 film "ハウス" ("House").
Bartender Robot: "YOU. WANTSOMEMORE?" The Fifth Element (1997)
Deleted scene from The Abyss (1989), which was later restored in its "Special Edition," depicting a mega-tsunami towering over, and about to take out, the entire Golden Gate Bridge.
Christopher Walken sits alone in a hotel lobby at night, in the establishing shot of Fatboy Slim's "Weapon of Choice" (2001).
1st Edition cover for *Les Collines Maléfiques*, a gamebook from Steve Jackson's "Sorcery!" series that has been translated into French. It depicts a charmingly 1980s vision of a manticore.
GLaD-OJ is no maid, but she's willing to give you a minute to solve this next puzzle.
Mehdi Sadaghdar, YouTuber responsible for the ElectroBOOM channel, displays his trademark lack of concern for injury by using his tongue to close an electrical circuit.
It's Big Challenges! This time the background is actually white so you can see his gloriously chunky outline.
It's everybody's favorite Sanrio character Big Challenges! He's just a little guy!
The time is 0600 and Walmart is now open for business. (Cart!)
Professor Mactilburgh and General Munro marvel at the perfect creature in the tube. (The Fifth Element, 1997)
"The Hands Resist Him" (Bill Stoneham, 1972) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hands_Resist_Him
A World Without Caesars: An improved design in which Little Caesar has vanished but his toga remains.
19th century Sean Connery clings to the top of a moving train, while 20th century telephone poles pass in the distance.
A plain-looking top-hat-behatted fellow is saying something at a gathering of the Silly Hats Only club (as made famous by *Rejected*, 2000). It's not going to go well.
Panel 7 from "Voyage d'Hermes" (Jean "Moebius" Giraud, 2010) A distant figure is ejected, backwards-facing, from the ocean at the tip of a watery plume, seemingly following the lead a sleek, long-tailed birds.
Front page of the New York Times (March 6th, 2025) with a headline reading "Fearing Retribution, Trump Critics Muzzle Themselves."
An adorable plush bat, a rotund plush plague doctor, and eggbug all ponder a painted plague doctor mask hanging above them. An anatomically questionable tiger is framed in the background.
Federation Captain Jean-Luc Picard counts what he sees, defiantly.
Vyse's opinion of Vigoro: "Uh, not this creep again." Vyse's opinion of Guilder: "Thumbs up, good dude."
A color illustration for Masaume Shirow's "Dominion: Tank Police" featuring one of the Puma Twins (a cat girl) wearing red body armor and sporting a huge blonde hairdo, as well as terminally cop-brained thoriktophile Leona Ozaki and her adorable excessive-force-mobile, Bonaparte.
A set of Dungeon Morph dice, designed by Inkwell Ideas.
Kamina ("Cauchy Distribution") speaks. All Simon ("Central Limit Theorem") can do is marvel at his audacity.
Girlfriend™ IS Arlette Rechnergger AS The Datenator IN Datenator 2: VGAgement Day You WILL be right here on the motorcycle with her.
Screenshot of Monkey (left) and Tripitaka (right) from "Enslaved: Odyssey To The West" (2010).
Relic Entertainment (developers of Homeworld, 1999, which features a dedicated 9+ minute song by legendary prog rock band Yes) is speaking.
Meryl Stryfe is irritated by Vash The Stampede again...
Broden Kelly says "Whoa, wow, everything's yellow" because he's Neo in the Piss Matrix. "The Most Upsetting Guessing Game In The World" (May 8, 2023) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXCEXwLWp20
Opening of the cinematic trailer for Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001). Dr. Aki Ross is viewed from below beneath a cloudy sky, standing on a transparent surface, with ripples radiating from where her foot makes contact with it.
The Chad was Great, only it's the Heur and it was Bon.
Sergio Flores, the "Sexy Sax Man" plays the refrain from George Michael's "Careless Whisper" while standing astride a retail checkout section circa 2011.
A horse nails HORSE POSTED to the doors of the church. Onlookers are nonplussed.
Tim Rogers, in Kojima Voice: "Snake, it's me **BASTARD THIEF**, your mentor. Hrrmm, **BASTARD THIEF**, master **THIEF**."
A promotional poster for Sunshine (2007), with Goku's face on it.
Three rabbit emojis, chromatically inverted.
"Sky City" (Adolf Schaller, 1994) from *Extraterrestrials: A Field Guide for Earthlings* by Terence Dickinson.
Shorts that say "JUIßY" acroß the aß.
Eggbug hangs out with friends.
Tagslug: "What?!" The image gently evokes the Fist of the North Star "Nani?!" meme.
Carl: "I have two huge duffle bags filled with weaponry."
Thumbnail for a SketchUp 6 torus rendering plugin, released in 2010 by Regular Polygon. Used with apologies. https://regular-polygon.com/plugins/torus/
A low-angled view from the dockyards of Rubacava, in the Land of the Dead, with protagonist Manny Calavera at the bottom of the frame and the airship Olivia 2 and the Feline Meadows racetrack looming overhead.
LEFT: Klimton Nicchini announces, "I am a genius!" and then, moments later, "Oh no!" RIGHT: The two mirrored box art versions of Mercenary (1985), telling the same story through body language.
Dr. Gregory House: "ftaires! We have found ftaires!" (A spiral staircase from Minecraft is visible in the background. The word "House" in "House M.D." is blue.)
Stephen Morris is about to push a tiny domino. This will have disastrous consequences, because it turns out that no one can stop Mr. Domino. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y97rBdSYbkg
It's Lentil the Rental! This is the fursona you have been assigned from Stores until you can get your own. Good job, really aced it this time.
Alisa gives Jet a piece of her mind in "Ganymede Elegy" (Cowboy Bebop, episode 10).
Barley and Juniper shepherd a flock of disco sheep, with the help of an easy-going tiger-bear. All involved are quite tiny.
A screencap of the unnamed traveller who acts as the point-of-view character in *The Signalman* (1976).
The sun is shining and the eggbugs are flying and because today is the very last day they will fly forever. (With apologies to A Softer World, https://www.asofterworld.com/ )
Action figure of Krang piloting Android Robot BST AXN, from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (produced by The Loyal Subjects)
Moses: "Just according to keikaku." Translator's note: keikaku means plan