The Bellman

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Lawyer. Not your lawyer. The vessel is, so to speak, "snarked."

Eddie Murphy breaks the forth wall to let us know how insulting the Fauci hearing is.
Travolta at Cannes looking like . . . I don't even know.
An image of the best jizz band in the universe. I'm sorry. It's what they are. Complain to George.
Screen shot from Wizardry, an ancient computer RPG.
Watto, who is somehow both cartoonishly antisemitic AND anti-Jedi.
Clip of the Harmonic Simultaneous 4-Day Time Cube website.
Cops being educated on how to pursue the bandits.
Image of a billboard from Jenny Holtzer's "Messages to the Public" (Times Square, 1982) which reads "IT IS MAN'S FATE TO OUTSMART HIMSELF"
Picture espousing a plan to, apparently, land the White House on the moon?
Star Wars came out closer to the start of WW II than today and I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.
Chart showing that 6% of Americans think they could beat a grizzly bear in a fight. Sadly they are not often enough given the chance to try.
Quote from Judge Rakoff's opinion in Hepner noting that there can be no expectation of privacy given the Claude TOS.
The single greatest moment in deposition history, brought to you by former Clippers owner Don Sterling.
A report from downdetector.com indicating user reports of trouble at Google.
The "Smart Features" checkbox in Gmail Settings.
That GIF from War Games. You know the one.
Headline from the actual Verge interview that the linked BI article is reporting on, in which Krishna says there is "no AI bubble after all".
i am twelve
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
Screenshot of the White House website showing that the word "reciprocal" is now spelled properly in the headline, but not the URL.
Spectacular Ghostbusters cosplayer demos her ghost trap/twinkie purse at GB Day 2024.
Descriptive Artwork from Frieze 2025: "Large Fancy Room Filled With Crap"
A haiku expressing the eternal truth that it is always DNS.
Jelly Baby Needs Jelly. That's what the sign says.
A haiku about DNS. It's always DNS.
Donald Sterling goes a little off the reservation in his deposition.
The front panel of a PDP 11/34
A display case containing what sandwiches on bread that is round with a hole in it, labeled "BADGEL" (Price: 5.50 Euros).