Eric Bellmore

@bellmore.bsky.social

3853 Followers 1777 Following

#GirlDad, IT Nerd, runner, golfer, & terrible hockey player. He/Him GenX AF and damn proud of it. the_bellmore on Discord. Betrothed to @prodigalhoosier.bsky.social Welcome to Bluesky. Don't be a dick

Scrambled eggs, a sausage patty, and rosemary fried potatoes on a white plate.
Anthony Rizzo Bourdain Bellmore, Tony to his friends - a grey mackerel tabby attacks his own tail on the living room floor. He ain't right, but he's handsome.
A lot of rice, a platter of beef kofta, a platter with piles of naan, a bowl of salad and a bowl of tzatziki
Orange cat at a microphone saying WOULD
George Costanza sweating and saying "MY SHOWER DIDN'T TAKE".
Anthony Rizzo Bourdain Bellmore, Tony to his friends - a grey mackerel tabby looks at me while standing on my lap
100 half chickens on a charcoal pit for Cornell recipe chicken. I wish you could smell this, it is heavenly.
Louis Black, a black cat laying on the carpet looking like an emo teenager.
Anthony Rizzo Bourdain Bellmore, a grey mackerel tabby cat is making biscuits on a blue and green afghan.
A tweet from the racist fuckheads the John Birch Society saying Your taxes are paying for an illegal alien with an anchor baby to live in the starter home your American kids can't afford. Joe Gabbla, from Airbnb retweeted it.
Donald Glover GOOD
Red measuring cups that fold flat to clean.
Six twelve packs of Vernors in the back seat of my truck.
Scene from the life of Brian where they say cast off the shoes, follow the gourd!
Ambition: the journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.
A giant white soaking tub on a heated marble floor.
Anthony Rizzo Bourdain Bellmore, Tony to his friends, a grey mackerel tabby lays on a white comforter with his paws crossed. He is posing because he knows he's gorgeous.
Major league we should have gotten the live chicken
A wooden ice box from the early 1900's. It has brass hardware.
Me in a hat with wrap around shades, a wool coat, rainbow bow tie and a blue shirt. It's winter and there is a dusting of snow on the ground.
A necklace made of human teeth
Album cover for Garbage. It has pink feathers and the name garbage
An Rtic mug on a table with a pool in the background
A bidet button that says Rear
Roy Kent "Don't you dare settle for fine".
Headline from an old news article "Lawyer Todd Levitt creates 'College Lawyer of the Year's award -gets the award- sues paper for allegedly misreporting it".
A blue rimmed plate with fried chicken, mashes potatoes, and steamed broccoli.
It's Funky Enough by The D.O.C.
A cheese and a pepperoni pizza
Orange cat at a microphone saying "WOULD"
My Bluesky license
Godsmack logo on the curtain before the show
Richie from the Sopranos
A monochrome photo of me, a bald white punk ass with a shaggy looking beard. Yeah, I need a trim.
Lake Michigan with a sunset
The cup out of the case with the white gloves.
The Outsiders curtain
My Stanley Stein
Curtain for The Outsiders
Two pale ass white hands with engagement rings on them. Hers is a diamond solitaire in an antique setting, his has the molecules serotonin and dopamine to remind him how happy he makes her.
A blue rimmed plate with broccoli, potatoes and a breaded pork chop.
A Viking Pizza cutter axe
Louis, a void of a black cat sleeping on my pillow, his fangs are sticking out.
Profile view of Anthony Rizzo Bourdain Bellmore, a grey striped mackerel tabby cat
Tony, a grey striped mackerel tabby cat next to me
The incomparable Prodigal Hoosier in a grey cap with her blonde hair curled, wearing a black top with mesh sleeves and a flowery scarf. She's hot AF and I do not deserve her.
My Bsky header with my headshot, the sun setting over a lake in the backgtound and my profile info. #Girldad, IT Nerd, runner, golfer, & terrible hockey player. He/Him GenX AF and damn proud of it. the_bellmore on discord. Betrothed to @prodigalhoosier Welcome to Bluesky. Don't be a dick
A bald white dude in a white tank top lying on his back with a red light emanating from behind him
A blue couch with a cup of coffee and a sandwich in the table next to it on my deck overlooking the pool
Let's keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum today
Two loaves of sourdough on a cooling rack
Louis, a black void of a cat sits in the hall staring at the bathroom door. He would sit there and cry for his momma until she came out.
Me in a red wig, judging by my eyes I'm under the influence of my own awesomeness
Me in a wig but black and white.
Anthony Rizzo Bourdain Bellmore giving pet me eyes
A package of Polish sausage from Nowicki's Sausage Shoppe
Me, a pasty ass white boy in a backwards Guinness Ivy cap
No one can do it better by The D.O.C.
Some Capn a crunch cereal on a granite countertop
The Hobbit meme saying we've had one yes, but what about second Monday?