ben

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european* mets fan** (*, **: derogatory)

Mr Met dancing behind Steve Gelbs talking about the Mets firing Carlos Mendoza.
Same picture as original, but the cowling has a smile. original description: Colour photo. A fairly old two-seat Spainish helicopter. No front windows. A front engine cowling with holes that look like: •_•.
frame from the soccer game, with two pink lines marking the positions of the players but with total disregard of perspective so it looks like he wasn't offside. this is a joke btw.
spanish footballer flying through the air after a foul
devin williams warming in a 6-1 game bottom 9
Bohm sliding hands first into 1B trying (successfully) to avoid a tag by Young whipping up a lot of chalk
red and blue background with a photo of a candle on top. The Photo is off a candle in a brown jar on a mostly white desk, making it look like the tricolore from afar.
Letterboxd watchlist including movies like French Dispatch, Caught Stealing, Barbie, Dune, Tenet, John Wick 4(?) etc.
Formula 2 broadcast, the audio is the important part (same as the post)
screenshot from a website titled "Half Staff American Flag Notifications" cropped off title "Honoring Sen…" July 13 - 18 2026
Rizzo carrying a piece of metal during a celebration of the 2016 cubs
Breakiong News Politics Announced Checkerboard with small text: insert image of whoever "jelly roll" is
La Chouffe Blonde bottle with a half full glass.
Luis Guillorme in Mets road grey, with a horseshoe moustache
Price dropped by €0.02
Arby's logo but it says "The Simpsons" "Fucked is over"
top: ESPN feed bottom: 2 guys PIP over another guy smoking 20 cigs
picture of the espn booth, various mets and phillies themed backdrops. The mets one says Subway Series for some reason.
Near-surface smoke map 1 of 4. it's like a front of smoke moving in across the city of philadelphia at 6 pm
radar of france, germany, benelux showing storms and rain.
Monday 1:39 pm rain tonite eyes-emoji Yesterday 3:11 pm rain tonight queen?? Today 12:44 pm rain tonite eyes-emoji
FIFA Match Team Colours France in blue, Spain in white
Red label “Chouffe Framboise” with a cunty little gnome leaning on some raspberries
CNBC crop of a countdown clock with hundreds of a second precision to "Bush Statement"
idk why but something happened in my brain and I now mishear the line from femininomenon as "Hit it like Jon Papelbon" I hope I can somehow get this out of my head by posting it here.
Clay Holmes miming taking a hit of something while talking to Manaea sitting in the dugout.
Mamdani shrugging his shoulders smiling while sitting on a bus.
SNY broadcast with a dark overlay and a "spinner" on top. It just keeps pausing every 20 seconds.
2026 United States Senate election in South Carolina November 3, 2026 John E. Rankin, Segregationist Democratic (black and white picture, this guy has been dead for longer than Mitch McConnell) Annie Andrews, Democratic
screen capture from the apple tv game yesterday
a red/white sneaker stand on the warning track dirt during a baseball game.
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delta 757 from very far away, white truck in front of cargo hold.
Moroccan players walking through a corridor with black painted cinder blocks and a clearly visible workshop.
closeup of Polanco's backside for no reason
drafts: 1m "cease'd the means of no-hit production."
Italy is good.
frame from Jose Mourinho's famous "if I speak I am in big trouble" interview
left to right: Manaea, Ewing and Benge in the dugout
closeup of Infantino looking sad
La chouffe beer in the same equally comical glass
picture of nixon. no clue why.
Orval beer bottle next to a comically wide glass with beer in it. (Closest I could find)
Jim Downey Asks to Clarify meme from "Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend"
shot from behind the backstop of dom smith in atlanta uniform in the batters box. graphic says "Last team to win after trailing by 7+ in the 9th or later: 2000 Brewers"
Tyrone Taylor hitting a HR after the booth says "the atlanta bullpen has been as good as advertised"
Another belgian soldier in formal dress with a hat with red feathers on top in front of a row of soldiers with white feathers on their hat
Belgian King next to some kind of soldier in formal dress with a funny feather hat
lindor and baty diving to catch a ball going past 2B, runner in the bottom right corner
NBC graphic fixed up saying: Star Sprinkled SUNDAY TODAY?
Sky full of dark gray clouds.
Uruguayan tall ship with a giant sun on the sail next to Mamdani
a gold/bronze figurehead with wings at the front of the Colombian tall ship
tall ship flying the argentina flag in front of the statue of liberty
Peterson 3.2 IP 9 hits 10 runs 10 earned 3 walks 3 strikeouts 1 home run
kruk with gigantic eyes surprised about what koch just said
high viaduct over a small calanque (inlet) with lots of rocks and some nice green blue water.
Franco-Swedish War Part of the Napoleonic Wars Date: 31 October 1805 – 6 January 1810 Location: Swedish Pomerania Result: French victory
French "sicko" looking through the window saying "Oui Hon Hon Hon Oui!"
person wearing french jersey, ikea headband and a statue of liberty crown