Ben Ferree

@benferree.bsky.social

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Civil Rights Investigator. Co-author of “Friday Night Lies: The Bishop Sycamore Story.” Nonbinary crop top enthusiast.

Hand grasp meme Left arm- Argentina fans Right arm- Americans Middle- Mad none of the shots were on target
Screenshot of a text from a scammer that says “hi Ben, I have a quick question about [address redacted] whenever it’s convenient for you- Jack” Response from me is a picture of green orb with text that says “ask the orb”
Selfie of me holding a copy of “such great heights” by Chris DeVille
Photo of me rock climbing.
An Alabama “don’t tread on me” vanity plate that says what I presume is “storming” on a white SUV
Selfie of me with the caption “Pride kickoff AND karaoke? Best night of the year. AWOL 10pm-2am”
Court docket showing subpoena’s filed for E Gordon Gee and Donald Joseph Byrnes
A slim Jim container featuring former Cincinnati red macho man Randy savage (and a wrestler I guess idk) in an American flag suit with American flag sunglasses and a banner at the bottom that says “America’s 250th birthday”
Black and white photo of me in nothing but a thong babyyyyy
Selfie of me in a Germany soccer jersey crop top
A subtitled scene from the movie “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead” that says “transvestite melodrama”
Two dirty mirror selfies of me, one in a tshirt and gym shorts and one in a fishnet crop top
Original Xmen animated series Magneto with the caption “May 31” Xmen 97 zaddy magneto with the caption “June 1 🏳️‍🌈”
Saki's application was rejected, along with requests for plates reading: "HOMO," "FAG," "FAGGOT" and "CUNTY"
Google screenshot showing the answer to the search “has Sunderland ever made the champions league before” with “yes, Sunderland has made UEFA champions league for the first time in their history. Following a remarkable top-flight campaign where they finished 7th in the Premier League, the club secured qualification for Europe’s premier tournament.”
New York City FC Drew Baiera - Leg (Out) Talles Magno - Leg (Out) Alonso Martínez - Leg (Out) Maxi Moralez - Leg (Out) Max Murray - Leg (Out) Aiden O'Neill - Leg (Out) Kevin O'Toole - Leg (Out) Keaton Parks - Leg (Out)
IHOP in the Waffle House logo font
Ohio theater marquee in the daylight. “Hadestown May 15-17”
A red barn with a clear blue sky above it and green pasture on the side
Kombucha girl meme. Both sides say “the league only talks about Miami”
Two tickets to COSI, with buzz lightyear prominently displayed, tucked into the strap of my thong
A building with the address one German village 480 that apparently holds a company called BlueSky
A picture of me, my dad, and my son in reflective vests with trash grabbers and buckets in front of historic crew stadium.
An email from the Chicago Whitesox that says “bred in Chicago back every Friday night”
A popsicle stick on the ground with the outline of melted liquid around it
me in a yellow crop top and black jeans next to an inflatable Easter bunny. I’m giving the eastern bunny rabbit ears with my fingers because I understand high-brow comedy.
Me wearing a pink Wishbone shirt and teal shorts.
Spam text message. Spammer: Hi Ben it's Samuel, I drove by [redacted address] the other day and I was hoping you're the owner? Me: Why do you seek to own things, Samuel? Modern bourgeois society with its relations of production, of exchange, and of property, a society that has conjured up such gigantic means of production and of exchange, is like the sorcerer, who is no longer able to control the powers of the nether world whom he has called up by his spells. Break yourself of this cycle. You have nothing to lose but your chains.
Know the work rules: appropriate A man asking a woman “are you the gay one?” With the woman replying “aww you’re sweet.” The man is labeled “random gays clocking you” Inappropriate A man asking a woman “are you the gay one?” With the woman on the phone anxiously saying “hello Human Resources?” The man is labeled “random straights clocking you.”
A pepperoni pizza. In a forest. Cause I’m hungry but also wanna absorb the sun.
A screenshot of a scam text saying have a traffic ticket to pay. My reply is “oh no, I violated the admiminstrative code??? I’m really sorry. I don’t have much money right now, so in lieu of payment, here is the entire text of Anna Karenina” followed by the entire text of Anna Karenina
Grindr screenshot. Hey What’s up It’s me, from the hotel and apartment bathroom
Columbus bluejackets pride jersey with the trans colors on the shoulder and a decal that says “hockey is for everyone”
A picture that appears to show Alladoh grabbing his crotch right in front of the ref.
Andres Gomes, a gorgeous Portuguese soccer player. Or maybe that dude who designed the hunger games in the first movie. Hard to say. Either way, would.
Hinge screenshot that says “one thing you should know about me, I’m currently dealing with some legal troubles, I’d gladly talk with you about it! But I’m on house arrest while I deal with it.”
Me in a knitted black crop top
A breakfast cereal called “bond of brothers” featuring the deceased Gaurdreau brothers.
Grindr chat with the following exchange “Hi” “What’s up” “Good”
Columbus Bluejackets pride night jersey with trans-inclusive pride flag that says “hockey is for everyone”
A man praying with the caption “Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.”
Blade runner “tears in the rain” scene but captioned “I lived on the 7th floor. I watched fucking lightning through the snowflakes”
A text that says “what does all this mean for the legitimacy of the FIFA Peace Prize”
Me in front of a Christmas wreath lookin all gay and whatnot
Google search trend over the last 12 months for the word “Monsignor” showing a massive spike in the last day.
A Google search for “books for 5 year old girls” showing a sponsored product of a book called “balls deep”
Me in a brown shoulderless sweater and skinny jeans with thong showing because I was born in 1989 and stopped learning fashion shortly thereafter
Dog laying on a couch with the string of a birthday balloon under her leg (arm? Leg? Leg I guess? Kinda arm-like tho).
Narnia meme “do not cite the deep magic to me witch, I was there when it was written” with the word “magic” replaced with “kink”
A coaster that says “does your doctor know you’re a bottom?” With a drawing of a person’s backside in underwear.
Mirror selfie of my backside that says “Cavans has good mirrors”
My sibling, a Lutheran pastor, getting arrested at the broadview ICE protests while wearing a shirt that says bad theology kills