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A news notification reading “Trump calls on the uk and others to send ships to secure Strait of Hormuz oil route”
A close-up of Hegseth's shoes which are clearly several sizes too large for him, making him look like a young child clomping around in his daddy's shoes.
A tap with the words “HOT” and “Edwardian” written on the top.
A book cover titled "Getting to grips with OpenAI, An It'sYerDa Publication". The cover illustration is the OpenAI logo being grasped by the fingers of two fisted hands, almost as if they are prying the logo open.
a round yellow pinbadge with a red border and the expression "23 SKIDOO!" written in it's centre
Tina Turner in post-apocalyptic chainmail, standing in a metal dome with various post-apocalyptically dressed extras climbing on it in the background behind her, with the caption “Welcome to the weatherdome”, a reference both to the iconic Thunderdome from Mad Max 2: Beyond the Thunderdome, and the mythical Raleigh Weatherdome, an invisible force field which is believed to protect Raleigh from inclement winter weather, implying that Raleigh will become a desert wasteland, similar to the setting of Mad Max, due to the weatherdome preventing any precipitation at all from falling on Raleigh, leading the residents to descend into a desperate post-apocalyptic feudal lifestyle where life is cheap and whoever controls the water - and the gasoline - rule with an iron fist.
The stupid card seen from Love actually but the card says “cash rules everything around me”
A Google ai result for the query “Clifton collins jr justified” claiming that Clifton Collins Jr played the character Derek “Devil” Lennox in the TV series Justified.
Keir Starmer saying “there’s a famous slogan in the United Kingdom”
Queen Elizabeth II giving her 'annus horribilis' speech, with the caption 'ANUS HORRIBILIS'
Skeet from Bluesky Safety reading: “Bluesky Safety • @safety.bsky.app Glorifying violence or harm violates Bluesky's Community Guidelines. We review reports and take action on content that celebrates harm against anyone. Violence has no place in healthy public discourse, and we're committed to fostering healthy, open conversations”
Two seared tuna steaks on a bed of cucumber and peppers.
Yello admiring the moon and saying “oh yeah”
Farage escorted by police on a street in Edinburgh while adoring crowds point and shout at him, probably calling him a Nazi quizling discount Mosley cunt and telling him to fuck off out of Scotland forever or something similar.
A garage absolutely packed full of shit, with a bike just barely visible at the far end, hanging on the wall.
A textured glass containing a sea foam green liquid and a large ice cube. The liquid consists of: 1 part Chartreuse 1 part Raw Apple Cider Vinegar 1/2 part Curaçao liqueur 4 dashes Grapefruit bitters Stirred in the glass with ice and then topped off with soda water.
A portrait of Charles II of Spain
“Paper (and photos, books, and even picture frames) in the series have corners cut off. It is said that director Michael Rymer did this during the miniseries as a reference to how he had to "cut corners" financially to make the miniseries work on a limited budget. The practice was continued into the series, although the producers have said on numerous occasions that although it seemed like a "neat idea at the time," having to cut the corners off every document seen onscreen became a nuisance for the weekly series.”
A screenshot of a tweet by some guy called Draino, the text reads: Gen Z kids are listening to Coldplay & Nickelback They're going to church in record numbers They're intolerant of LGBT extremism They're supporting Trump in record numbers They're barely drinking alcohol and avoiding hookup culture This generation didn't grow up watching MTV, Hollywood movies, and legacy media They grew up on the internet and self selected the content they wanted And it turns out when the human mind isn't brainwashed, it drifts towards the Bible and traditional values And 90s rock Coldplay has been added to the screenshot and the original band name, Creed, has been crossed out.
Two panel meme, first panel is Seinfeld squinting at the camera with the caption "Spain, what's going on in there?", second panel is Seinfeld looking through a door into a completely blacked out room.
Screen shot of a Google AI overview responding to the query 'a turtle on its back in the hot sun is worth two in the shade meaning', giving the reply "The proverb "a turtle on its back in the hot sun is worth two in the shade" is a playful way to express the importance of taking risks or trying something new, even if it seems daunting or potentially risky, because the reward or opportunity may outweigh the initial discomfort or uncertainty. It suggests that a potentially challenging situation could lead to a better outcome than avoiding the challenge altogether. Here's a more detailed breakdown: "A turtle on its back in the hot sun": This represents a difficult or uncomfortable situation. A turtle flipped on its back is vulnerable and in a precarious position, much like a person facing a challenging task. The hot sun symbolizes the intensity of the problem or the perceived risk. "is worth two in the shade": This highlights the potential upside or reward. The phrase implies that the potential benefits of facing the challenge (the "two in the shade") are greater than simply staying safe or avoiding the issue (the "shade"). The proverb in context: It's a reminder that sometimes, the best way to progress or achieve a goal is to step outside of one's comfort zone and embrace a challenge, even if it means facing some initial discomfort. In essence, the proverb suggests that taking risks, even if they seem daunting at first, can ultimately lead to better outcomes than staying in a state of safety and avoiding challenges."
News article headline which reads “Hubble Space Telescope has been tracking methane at Uranus for 20 years. This is what it found.”
A black and white photograph of Neville Chamberlain (Left) standing next to Adolf Hitler (right)
A light-green coloured cocktail, The Dragon of Og: 50ml Sky Wave Old Tom Gin 25ml Chartreuse 25ml The Secret Garden Bianco Vermouth 2 dashes orange bitters
Adolf Hitler (right) shakes hands with Philippe Pétain (left), the leader of the Vichy government.
Frame 1: Close up of a piece of paper with Ken Martin's 'Today I released a framework detailing how the Democratic Party will fight against Trump's working people'" skeet. Frame 2: Dipper Pines holding the piece of paper, saying "Woah. This is worthless!"
An AITA post in which the OP describes how he pranked his anti-woke cousin into removing beans from his chilli recipe by telling him beans were woke.
Screenshot from the Ballad of Buster Scrugs, man with a noose around his neck smiling and speaking to the person next to him on the gallows saying “First time?”
Google street view screenshot of the supperbowl fish and chip shop
Order confirmation for 1 year of Wired
Screenshot of the Conde Nast magazine checkout screen showing “An error occurred while processing your request”.
Google street view screenshot of a country road somewhere in Scotland, a smiling ‘snowman’ stands on a triangle of grass at a fork in the road.
Severe weather alert notification from UK and Scottish Governments warning of “danger to life, flying debris, falling trees and large waves around coastal areas” caused by Storm Éowyn and advising people to stay indoors.
Rusty Bawzac: 2 part Drambuie 1 part green absinthe 1/2 part peaty single malt 1/2 part speyside single malt 4 dashes pechard’s bitters 1/2 teaspoon Demerara sugar Lemon rind to garnish Chill a rocks glass Add the peychard’s, Demerara and a dash of cold water to a mixing glass and muddle. Add the Drambuie and both single malts to the mixing glass, fill with ice and stir until chilled. Add a large ice cube to the chilled rocks glass. Pour absinthe over the ice then swirl to coat sides of glass then pour absinthe into a shot glass. Strain the mixing glass into the rocks glass, express oils from lemon rind onto drink and then serve with absinthe shot on the side. The absinthe shot can be drunk separately or added to the Rusty Bawzac a drop at a time as the drink is consumed.
Four panel ‘set the bar too low’ meme Panel 1: man leaning into a car window saying “I play guitar” Panel 2: woman in drivers seat looking at man disbelievingly saying “oh, you play guitar? Then name three chords” Panel 3: man leaning into window quickly says “g, c and d” Panel 4: woman in drivers seat looking forward thoughtfully saying “that’s on me, I set the bar too low”
Depiction of God the Father (detail) offering the right hand throne to Christ, Pieter de Grebber, 1654. Utrecht, Museum Catharijneconvent. God has a long white beard and is wearing large white and gold robes hiding most of his body, and holds a basketball sized pearl white orb, representing the world.
A chopped up video ad for a mobile game. An actor is pretending to be someone you’ve heard of all Barry Scott, telling you to play a game he’s found that makes you feel like a kid again, before the video cuts to a shortened clip of the game demo showing a brief clip of a match-3 game and a king being crushed by rocks because the player was too slow, followed by a large FAIL button appearing on screen. The video then cuts back to the actor whose face transitions from a slight smile to a straight face.
A screen shot of Bluesky, Reddit and Google (in Safari) side by side, all set to their dark modes, taken on an iPhone. Google’s background is a dark grey, while Reddit’s is black but Bluesky’s is a blue-black, like a dark Petrol black.
Portrait of a young Rob Lowe, the actor, not Robert Lowes the 19th century activist (and great grandfather of Ian McKellen) who first negotiated Saturday afternoons off work for factory workers in Greater Manchester, thus creating The Weekend (the two day break in the work week, not the Canadian singer/songwriter).
A motivational poster with the quote "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take", attributed to Lee Harvey Oswald, with a picture of him addressing a microphone held by a member of the media (off frame), whilst being escorted down a corridor in the Dallas courthouse.
A black and white picture of William s Burroughs with a speech bubble cropped large at the bottom of the image, implying that he is saying the quoted Skeet.
An extremely cute 2 year old white cockapoo sitting on a couch taking a selfie of herself.
Email from Meta: Dear Candidate, We’re reaching out because your experience in social media caught our attention, and we believe you’d make an excellent candidate for the Paid Ads Specialist role at Meta. Please note, however, that this role requires proficiency in Meta for Business tools, such as Ads Manager and Business Suite. If you meet this qualification, we’d love to discuss the role further and address any questions you may have. To proceed, please schedule a call at your convenience here: Schedule Call Thank you for considering this opportunity! Best, The Meta Recruiting Team
Fir tree branches burn in a fire basket on a patio. Thick orange flames reach several feet high for a few seconds, engulfing the basket as burning branches fall out onto the ground, but the fire quickly burns out, and dies down to embers.
Rear of a full-face mountain bike helmet. The right rear of it has taken a severe impact and slide which has caused the outer shell to be dented inwards, scratched and even folded towards the bottom.
A photo of the OceanGate Titan submersible on land with the text “It’s time to go, your uber is here”.
A hand pointing, not with the fingers curled into the palm like a normal human would but folded in on themselves in a way reminiscent of the transformation scene in the movie An American Werewolf in London.
Pops from Regular Show, with his big round head and tiny top hat, smiling with joy.
A profile shot of Abe Simpsons, aka Grandpa Simpson.
A large doner kebab in a pita with salad on the side and chilli sauce poured over it.l served in a disposable white take-out tray.
News article dated 23rd September 2022 with the headline “US publishers celebrate 'major step' towards law that would force Google and Facebook to pay for news”
McKnight in Obliterated, arms crossed, wearing a tropical sunset motif shortsleeved shirt.
A plate consisting of a portion of chips and an equal size portion of macaroni cheese.
Private Leonard “Pyle” Lawrence (played by Vincent D’Onofrio) from the movie Full Metal Jacket, sitting on a white porcelain toilet in a dark room with white walls, wearing a white T-shirt, with a shaved head and rifle propped up next to him. His brows are furrowed as he looks up into the eyes of a character out of shot behind the camera and slowly and angrily delivers the iconic line “I am in a world of shit”.
A Mr Beast tweet on Twitter posted yesterday that reads “$1 Car vs $100,000,000 Car!!! I'm curious how much ad revenue a video on X would make so l'm reuploading this to test it. Will share ad rev next week”. Elon Musk has retweeted it with the caption “First MrBeast video post directly on X!”
Zach De La Rocha, in a red T-shirt singing into a mic held in his right hand and pointing with his left hand.
Headline from Apple News that reads “How to spot a narcissist • Inside London's £60k-per-night hotel suite”
Error message reading: “Oh no! There was an unexpected issue in the application. Please let us know if this happened to you! Invariant Violation: Invalid cells around viewport "[-2, 13]" was passed to VirtualizedList._createRenderMask”
Photo of a very weirdly shaped car with yellow circles highlighting odd body features
Photo of Dua Lipa’s feet (wearing black stiletto heeled boots) at a red carpet event, feet firmly planted on the ground and definitely not levitating