Benglesmith

@benglesmith.bsky.social

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He/Him/They/Them (because we're literally all "theys" and "thems") 👨‍👨‍👧 🏳️‍🌈🌱⬅️🗿📚🧶 🏰🎡🛳️🌺🏰🌐🎬🌳 Dad & Husband. Disney parks and Cruise fan. Tiki collector. One of those wacky liberals just trying to live my life.

Screenshot of Five Below website with picture of a crochet kit for Disney's Stitch character.
Altered version of the Snow White 2025 movie poster. Rachel Zegler as Snow White and Miss Piggy as the Queen. Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, Rolf, Animal, Scooter and Skeeter as the seven dwarfs.
Rachel Zegler as Snow White
The dictionary definition of "entitlement". the fact of having a right to something. Example: "full entitlement to fees and maintenance should be offered"
Screenshot of a video of Donald Trump talking. Commentary says Huh? "What happened is they rigged the election and became president."
Two amigurumi (crocheted toys) of bread slices. One has a purple "jelly" face, the other has a brown "peanut butter" face.
Two amigurumi (crocheted toys) of peanut butter jars with red lids and labels and smiling faces. One is made of very light tan colored yarn and the other uses darker brown yarn.
Glowing green crocheted dinosaur with yellow spikes. His head is 3 times bigger than his body.
Little girl with red hair looking over the back seat of Main Street car.
Karen Walker from "Will & Grace" laughing and saying "It's funny 'cause it's sad... "
An exasperated woman sitting in her car with her head back and eyes closed. Caption reads "Me when it's time to do something I literally enjoy and am excited for"
A screenshot of a headline reading "Elon Musk's Controversial Salute Excuses As A Sign of Autism But Here's What Autistic People Have To Say". Beneath that is a two panel meme from Arrested Development. Panel 1: George Michael Bluth says "Wow! Elon Musk's Controversial Salute!" Panel 2: Michael Bluth corrects him. "Well, Nazi salute. We just say 'Nazi salute.'"
Screen caps from Arrested Development. Panel 1: Tobias, painted blue, saying "I'm afraid I just [re-blue] myself". Panel 2: Micheal responds "There's gotta be a better way to say that."
Black and white single panel cartoon featuring Bishop Mariann Budde flicking a crown off a child sized Donald Trump's head as he crosses his arms and pouts. Caption reads "Bishop takes king".
Young Simba figure from Animal Kingdom's KiteTales show.
Animated gif from the The Pastoral Symphony segment of Fantasia. A black pegasus foal gracefully lands in a pond in the center of 4 other pegasus foals who watch as he lands.
A church mailer advertising that Dean Jones would be speaking at Westgate Church in San Jose, CA. His picture and caption with the date are in the bottom left corner. His autograph is in the center of the card.
Maleficent rising during Fantasmic
Sorcerer Mickey going wild during the Fantasmic finale
Black and white image of Mickey Mouse comforting a crying Kermit the frog. They're both sitting on a log, viewed from behind. Imagine has been doctored to add a knife being held behind Mickey's back.
A three panel meme featuring Josh Damaro photoshopped into a game of Family Feud. Panel 1: Steve Harvey says, "Name somewhere in Disney World where you can put the Monsters Inc Rollercoaster." Panel 2: Josh Damaro answers, "MuppetVision 3D" Panel 3: Steve Harvey stares in disbelief.
Sleeping dog with short hair and large black and white patches, lying on a gray blanket on a darker gray couch.
Screenshot showing that 100% of Sprouts Farmers Market go to the Republican party.
Four crocheted amigurumi standing in front of a pink backround. From left to right: A piece of bread with grape jelly, a jar of peanut butter with an orange lid and label, a chocolate chip cookie, and a pink and white carton of milk. Each figure is made of yarn with two black eyes and a cute smile. They're each about 4 inches tall.
Gas station window with a decal advertisement for Icees. The decal features a cartoon polar bear holding an Icee cup. A separate decal below this one says "WARNING: This product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical."
Emoji of a skull laughing with tears in their eyes.